What's next? Your lost sex tape with Elizabeth Hurley that accidentally leaks onto YouTube? Photos of you and Amy Winehouse doing lines of coke with lime? It's all too much. :)

So you won't guest post for me for the entire month of August?

Damn, and I don't have a magnifying glass.

Ha, DaveCock is on my blog! Woo hoo!

Thanks for taking the time to guest post for me, dude. You rock, even without the DaveCock.

I might have to track down the DaveAss. I am a bit of an AssFan when the Ass is Hawt. Oh, and I love that Bad Monkey is picking his nose in that badge.

I knew that was really you, even through all that pesky pixelation!

The good thing about me trademarking DaveCock is that I can now give glowing testi-monials about it and such ;).

I'm not sure what the protocol is now. Do I say "What lovely weather for the time of year, and by the way, nice cock?" Help!

You'd better hurry and get that DaveBalls trademarked before someone like Hello Haha Narf goes and starts posts twats about it.

Is that a mullet your wearing?

Jenny... If I had a sex tape of me and Elizabeth Hurley, there would be no accidental leakage. I would build an entire website which features the video in high-def! I would announce its existence daily on my blog. I would announce its existence daily on YOUR blog. Everybody on earth would know about it. As for me and Amy Winehouse... we're just friends. And I don't recommend snorting Coke with Lime because the carbonation can lead to reckless behavior... like posting naked photos of yourself on somebody's blog.

Avitable... Of course I would! How fun would it be to take over your blog for a month? Of course, I can't guarantee that you'd like it when you got it back...

Michelle... Ego crushing! And you are supposed to be MVBFITWWW?? :-)

Karl... I don't even want to contemplate life without The DaveCock, but you're welcome.

Winter... It's quite a treat. The focus is a little off, but there is no denying the hotness of my ass.

Hilly-Sue... You're hiring a P.R. firm to talk-up The DaveCock? Now THAT'S brand marketing!

Penelope... I'd lead with how nice my bits and pieces are BEFORE discussing the weather, but that would be lovely!

ChillyWilly... It's a lot of money to trademark something... what's the worst thing that could happen to my balls?

Delmer... Errr, no. My hair is actually very close to a buzz-cut in that photo. My head must be merging into the background or something.

Naked people rock!!!

What can I say? Mmmmm... I just want more naked pictures of you...

P.S. I really said that ?
P.P.S. Oh yes... I really said that ! :D

DaveCock after lunch. Now that's a good day!

oh my god, i haven't even been over there yet, and I'm STILL NERVOUS. You'll do anything to drive readers and hit to your site, won't you? You're nothing but a 20% cock whore. Hugs.

Is that all the bigger it is? You got us all worked up over THAT? I'll expect a big one in my email inbox. ...Pronto.

I'd like to buy some DaveCock from the Artificial Duck Store... can you just add it to my order... send me the bill...

I can't leave a lame-ass comment fast enough so I can go click on DaveCock.

Either it was really cold outside or my monitor sucks, or I need to recheck my bifocals...

Oooh, that pic. can totally be the badge for: "TC'09 -- Unwrapped."

Now, I have to go on over to Karl's site to see this picture, ha! Somehow, I don't think you'll be as nude as Karl is on his blog....ha.

Tease. And now I am totally naming a rooster DaveCock. Will try and resist the urge to serve DaveCock with dumplings.

Aah, i wonder if seeing your micro naked pic makes me gay?! Technically its a bit of a peachy fleshy blur, so I hope not.

Dave, of all people, you should know that being nearsighted allows you to see things close up that other, normally sighted people cannot see.

As a severely nearsighted person, I really enjoyed your picture on Karl's blog. I know you so much better now.

No, really. Thank you.

ALOT.

DaveCock - the perfect way to end any day!

"DaveCock" - hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

(Umm - I was laughing at the name, not the picture. I didn't go to see the picture. I wouldn't do things like that.)

Damn tease.

I got the husband out of the room and everything.

Disappointment does not become me...