I have the most wondrous news! The project I had been working on these past weeks was a half-success that has become a complete success! Your many words of encouragement and constant inspiration have brought such happiness to me and my family. The monies I will receive as a result of my labors are much needed in light of yet another of my business ventures failing (as you well know). Our holidays will be bright indeed, but I fear my financial situation will not be much improved unless I begin work anew in all haste.
I have already planned my next endevour, and it is a grand idea indeed! Steady yourself, gentle reader, because for my next project I am off to... AFRICA! In celebration of this new adventure, I have once again redecorated my DaveSpace. This time in the trappings of the Dark Continent! As you say, "sweet, dude!"
With greatest appreciation and affection,
P.S. For months I have been exploring every avenue available to rid myself of this cretin "Tom" who is falsely proclaiming to be a friend of mine. I do not know you sir, and your persistence in ignoring my messages has tested my patience to the upmost limits. I demand immediate satisfaction! You will remove your photograph from my page or I shall... I shall... I shall kick your ass! And while I despise such vulgarities, I note that their constant use on other DaveSpace journals must be an indication of the vile language required to have your attention for my demands.
That is hot. Because money is hot. And now that you are getting some money, that's hot.
Congratulations, Man! That's great news! Mary-Kate and Ashley send their best.
I am soooooo happy for you Rage! This is the best news I've heard all day! Can't wait to see what you are up to next.