Here's a checklist of all the Hallmark original romance movies from 2015 along with my comments on those I've seen.
Special movies of note are marked Favorite, Good, Okay, and BAD.
✓ Good Surprised by Love (Hilarie Burton, Paul Campbell, and Malcolm Stewart • January 3, 2015)
This is one of those “My parents don’t like my boyfriend so I’ll pretend to be dating my ex-boyfriend who they REALLY hated so they will think my current boyfriend is great by comparison” movies that you’d think would be more common than it is. Paul Campbell being cast as the hated ex-boyfriend was about the smartest move they could have made because he excels at this kind of stuff. Icing on the cake? TIM CONWAY in a terrific background role.
✓ Okay A Novel Romance (Amy Acker and Dylan Bruce • January 10, 2015)
When a romance novelist with a massively successful first novel is convinced to step out from behind his alias and reveal himself to the world, things become complicated when a chance meeting on a plane derails his plans. It's a sweet enough movie, I suppose, but has one of those bizarre "YOU LIED TO ME!" twists that makes no sense at all. At least this time they actually bothered to try and explain it.
✓ Favorite Bridal Wave (Arielle Kebbel and Andrew Walker • January 17, 2015)
Ever since I started really getting into Hallmark films, there's been a short list of movies that I've been desperate to see. High on that list was Bridal Wave, which has Andrew Walker (one of my long-time Hallmark faves in just his second Hallmark film), Arielle Kebbel (whom I've loved in everything she's done), AND JACLYN FRICKIN' SMITH! But I wasn't desperate enough to spend $10 to buy it on iTunes and risk being disappointed. Turns out I should have spent the cash, because this one is fantastic. It's a fun story, Walker and Kebbel are 100% golden, and it's everything you could want in a Hallmark movie. When a nurse is marrying the famous plastic surgeon she works for, things go a bit off the rails when she runs into a guy whose free-spirit lifestyle has her reevaluating her loveless relationship. This entire movie hinges on the viewer buying into the instant chemistry between the leads, and it is all there on-screen. This became a favorite within the first ten minutes.
Love by the Book (Leah Renee and Kristopher Turner • January 24, 2015)
Not seen yet.
Away and Back (Hallmark Hall of Fame • Jason Lee, Minka Kelly, and Maggie Elizabeth Jones • January 25, 2015)
Not seen yet.
✓ A Wish Come True (Countdown to Valentine's Day • Megan Park and Benjamin Hollingsworth • January 31, 2015)
Lindsey has been keeping a list of all her birthday wishes since she was five. On her 30th birthday she makes a wish for all her previous wishes to come true... and they do!. Alas, this isn't particularly a good thing, because getting what you dreamed about isn't always what's best for you and often times good things come with bad things attached. This was a fairly decent concept for a movie, and the idea that everything you want out of life is often right in front of you is a good one to build a story around. Alas it felt kind of meandering and pointless in stretches and I wasn't terribly invested in any of the characters because every clever moment seemed to be followed by an eye-rolling moment. But worst of all is just how badly the lead treats her so-called best friend. That should have been re-worked, because the guy seems a glutton for punishment to just stick around through that.
I Do, I Do, I Do (Countdown to Valentine's Day • Autumn Reeser, Antonio Cupo, and Shawn Roberts • February 6, 2015)
Not seen yet.
✓ So You Said Yes (Countdown to Valentine's Day • Kellie Martin and Chad Willett • February 7, 2015)
A woman who owns a boutique vintage wedding shop falls for the son of her competition at a more contemporary shop... and his mother is not happy. Can the happy couple keep their relationship together when they decide to marry while his mom is doing her best to break them up? Only Hallmark knows for sure! This is a combination of two Hallmark tropes that come together in unspectacular fashion, and I was pretty bored throughout. Kellie Martin is cute verging on quirky, but everybody else is pretty forgettable.
Cloudy with a Chance of Love (Countdown to Valentine's Day • Katie Leclerc and Michael Rady • February 8, 2015)
Not seen yet.
✓ All of My Heart (Countdown to Valentine's Day • Lacey Chabert and Brennan Elliott • February 14, 2015)
When super-sweet aspiring chef Lacey Chabert inherits half a house, she convinces her co-owner to let her (eventually) buy him out so she can open a B&B. But once the co-owner loses his job, he decides to move in. Too bad they can't stand each other. You can guess the rest... they fall in love and open the B&B together. The end. At least until the sequels. This wasn't terrible, but it was terribly annoying. Lacey is way too sweet and the guy is way too slapstick and stupid. But the residents (including Ed Asner) make it worthwhile. Plus? Goats.
Portrait of Love (Jason Dohring and Bree Williamson • March 14, 2015)
Not seen yet.
Romantically Speaking (Heather Morris, Jonathan Bennett, and Teri Polo • April 9, 2015)
Not seen yet.
Just the Way You Are (Candace Cameron Bure and Ty Olsson • May 9, 2015)
Not seen yet.
✓ Perfect Match (June Weddings • Danica McKellar and Paul Greene • June 20, 2015)
"You look like a princess! — Not a princess... the best you that you can be!" Barrrrrfff! Just when you think that new plots for Hallmark movies couldn't get any thinner... here it is. A couple can't agree on what they want for their wedding, so the mother of the groom hires both a wedding planner and an event planner to hash things out. Problem is... they've met before and THEY LOATHE EACH OTHER! But when forced to mesh their very different personalities to create the perfect wedding, they find themselves... AND DO NOT BE TOO SHOCKED HERE... falling for each other! The leads are okay (I like Danica McKellar quite a lot), but the supporting cast is a bit weak and the movie is a snooze. What's so absurd is that you're supposed to buy into the fact that the event planner guy could be this stupid and insensitive to what the bride wants... or that the groom-to-be could be so awful to his future wife. But oh well. They can't all be good... I just wish they would have found something better for Danica McKellar to do, as she's whip-smart and on the top of her game even when the movie isn't that great.
Love, Again (June Weddings Teri Polo and Paul Johansson • June 21, 2015)
Not seen yet.
✓ A Country Wedding (June Weddings • Autumn Reeser and Jesse Metcalfe • June 27, 2015)
A famous country singer returns home to dispose of his childhood home... and runs across his childhood love who still lives next door. Inspired by being home again, he convinces his celebrity fiancé to get married there. Luckily his childhood girlfriend has reluctantly agreed to help him plan the wedding! ASSUMING HER HORSE RANCH DOESN'T GET FORECLOSED ON FIRST! Autumn Reeser is my favorite Hallmark actress and she has decent chemistry with Jesse Metcalfe... I just wish this had something, anything, to set it apart from something we've seen a dozen times before.
✓ Good Family for Christmas (Lacey Chabert and Tyron Leitso • July 11, 2015)
Okay... first of all, TYRON LEITSO?!? Oh man. He played Eric on Wonderfalls, one of my favorite shows of all time that was canceled after just one season. It was very difficult to watch this movie without saying "I MISS YOU, WONDERFALLS!" Every time Tyron appears on screen. But anyway... Lacey Chabert is a successful news reporter with a hectic, busy life who has no time for Christmas. But then she makes a Christmas wish when she wonders what her life would be like if she had gone back to the guy she left for her career ten years ago... TYRON LEITSO... and it comes true! What follows is a funny left turn into suburbia where Lacey Chabert has been married to Tyron Leitso for ten years and has two kids. Yes, it's a Sliding Doors knock-off taking place at Christmastime, but it's a pretty good one. The ending is a given, of course, but it's the journey that's worth watching. Mostly for the cast... because what more could you want than Lacey Chabert and TYRON LEITSO!
Lead With Your Heart (William Baldwin, Kari Matchett, and Steven Love • September 19, 2015)
Not seen yet.
Love on the Air (Alison Sweeney and Jonathan Scarfe • September 26, 2015)
Not seen yet.
✓ Okay Autumn Dreams (Fall Harvest • Jill Wagner and Colin Egglesfield • October 3, 2015)
HOLY SWEET HOME ALABAMA IN REVERSE, BATMAN! Two crazy kids from the country get married at 18 years old only to have their parents annul it immediately after because they're too young. Fifteen years later they are each engaged to be married to different people when... OH NOES!... their annulment was never processed and they're still married! So now the girl has to head to New York City to meet up with her now-successful-soon-to-be-ex so they can get an annulment. AGAIN! But there was a reason they were in love when they were teenagers, those feelings haven't gone away completely, and so... KABLAM! Love ensues. This is wholly unoriginal and even a little awful considering they both have to break up with their fiancé in order to be together (twisted!), but I really like the two leads in this one. UPDATE: After a second watching, am I the only one who wishes there was an alternate-reality movie where Young Ben and Young Annie told their parents to stuff it, then went on with their plans? I'd watch it! Oh, and one more thing... when Jill Wagner is trying on wedding dresses, the one she ends up with is not the dress for her. The lacey capped sleeves distract from her stunning beauty and she should have gone with one of the earlier sleeveless/capless dresses, which were perfect for her.
✓ Okay Harvest Moon (Fall Harvest • Jessy Schram and Jesse Hutch • October 10, 2015)
=sigh= Yet another "Spoiled-Rich-Girl-Loses-Her-Money-And-Has-To-Earn-A-Real-Living-For-The-First-Time-In-Her-Life" movie. Which would be fine if they weren't so lazy about it all. Every possible stereotype that's been done to DEATH is here... you can essentially check them off a list. Though this time it's not a restaurant or a flower shop, it's a pumpkin farm her daddy bought her ages ago that was forgotten about (shades of Schitt's Creek!). Jessy Schram (Hannah from Veronica Mars!) makes the requisite number of stupid mistakes before she starts settling into life on the farm... and falling for the guy who has been running it. But because there's not enough cliches already, the guy is a widowed dad (=eyeroll). The acting is better than expected, which is what pushes this into "better than usual" territory.
✓ Okay October Kiss (Fall Harvest • Ashley Williams and Sam Jaeger • October 17, 2015)
Poor Poppy can't catch a break... she can't hold a job, can't find a decent guy, and can't figure out a direction in life. But when she's hired as a temporary nanny for a widowed businessman, her luck might start to change. Ashley Williams (♥) is a total natural in these things and Sam Jaeger is great, but I couldn't get over the kids (WE DON'T WANT HER TO BE OUR MOMMY, WE WANT YOU TO MARRY OUR DAD!). They improve by the end, of course, but never so much that I was able to fully invest in this flick.
✓ 'Tis the Season for Love (Countdown to Christmas • Sarah Lancaster and Brendan Penny • November 1, 2015)
So. Boring. Struggling actress in New York City heads back to her small-town home to spend Christmas with her mom. While there she finds that the love she left behind has moved on, is married, and has a family, which causes her to doubt her life choices. But then a visit to Santa sends her in a new direction... and a shot at a new love! But when her big break finally arrives, will she grab the brass ring in NYC or give up her dreams for a man? If you have to wonder what happens, you've never seen a Hallmark film before! Yes, it's formula, but it drops below average because of the snooze-inducing, boring story. Characters? Also boring. Don't watch this one too close to bedtime.
Ice Sculpture Christmas (Countdown to Christmas • Rachel Boston, David Alpay, and Brenda Strong • November 7, 2015)
Not seen yet.
✓ Charming Christmas (Countdown to Christmas • Julie Benz and David Sutcliffe • November 8, 2015)
This is a genuinely bizarre Hallmark movie. Or rather... three stories which are intertwined into a single Hallmark movie. The main story is the woman who is heir to the Rossman's Department Store who has to assume the role of Mrs. Clause for the Official Store Santa, the mysterious "Nick," when her parents retire. The second story is a woman having custody issues over her son. The third story is a woman who wants to resume dancing after an injury, but her body... and husband... may have other plans. Sadly, as much as I like Julie Benz and love David Sutcliffe, I was bored by their story. It would be okay if the two other stories were worth the price of admission, but they really aren't. Maybe it's because you don't get the time needed to get invested, I dunno. What's odd is that the idea behind the movie is such a good one.
✓ I'm Not Ready for Christmas (Countdown to Christmas • Alicia Witt and George Stults • November 14, 2015)
Because Jim Carrey's Liar Liar was way back in 1997, it must be time to remake it, right? But instead of getting somebody who can make it crazy-fun when a Christmas wish to Santa comes true and they can't lie... let's get Alicia Witt! Deja vu ensues. What a waste of George Stults. I wish when they remake an old story that they'd put at least a little effort to make it interesting.
✓ Favorite Christmas Incorporated (Countdown to Christmas • Shenae Grimes and Steve Lund • November 15, 2015)
Degrassi alum Shenae Grimes is out of work and having a tough time finding a new job. Following an overheard tip, she ends up applying for a job as assistant to the ovary-scorching Steve Lund (IT'S JAKE FROM SCHITT'S CREEK!). Thanks to a case of mistaken identity (and Shenae Grimes being entirely overqualified), she impresses everybody and wins the position. BUT WILL SHE ALSO WIN STEVE LUND'S CHRISTMAS-HATING HEART?!? Lord, I should certainly hope so, because he is ever so dreamy! Their first assignment? Head to a small town and evaluate a toy factory to see if he can get away with closing it and putting everybody out of work to save a buck. Such a Scrooge! Can Shenae Grimes change his mind and save Christmas for an entire town? Can she infuse Steve Lund with the Christmas spirit and melt his cold, cold heart? Oh probably. The leads are flawless, the chemistry perfect, the story fun (and funny!). Everything about this movie just works, and it became a Hallmark favorite within the first 30 minutes.
Northpole: Open for Christmas (Countdown to Christmas • Lori Loughlin, Bailee Madison, and Dermot Mulroney • November 21, 2015)
Not seen yet.
✓ Merry Matrimony (Countdown to Christmas • Jessica Lowndes and Christopher Russell • November 22, 2015)
An ad exec (and "Christmas Queen") has to organize a perfect Christmas wedding for a fashion magazine so she can become a partner at her firm. But, uh oh, the photographer on the assignment is her ex-boyfriend! HOW AWFUL! THEY BETTER NOT FALL IN LOVE! But of course they do. This film is wildly uneventful and chemistry-free. But, even worse, whomever wrote this has zero idea how advertising campaigns work. Just once I'd love it if people would research something before injecting it into their script. HOW DO YOU TEASE A CAMPAIGN THAT YOU DECIDE TO DO AN "EMERGENCY RESHOOT" FOR?!? BIG CAMPAIGNS ARE PLANNED OUT MONTHS IN ADVANCE JUST IN CASE YOU DO NEED TO RESHOOT! YET HERE THEY ARE, CREATING A CHRISTMAS WEDDING CAMPAIGN AT CHRISTMAS! AND THERE WERE NO TALENTED PHOTOGRAPHERS IN ALL OF NEW YORK CITY SO THEY HAD TO CALL A GUY... IN PARIS?!? How can an ONLINE magazine even afford that? And, lastly, this is supposed to be a high fashion magazine... but all the fashion in it is laughably basic? Did the people behind this even bother to look at the kind of clothes that are in a high-end fashion magazine? Ugh. The lapses in logic are so overwhelmingly stupid that I needed to be a lot drunker than I was to be able to stomach all of the idiocy.
✓ Good Once Upon a Holiday (Countdown to Christmas • Briana Evigan and Paul Campbell • November 25, 2015)
Here we go again with yet another "Princess-Goes-Slumming-To-See-How-The-Common-Folk-Live-And-Falls-In-Love" movies. =sigh= The difference being that all those other movies don't have Paul Campbell in them, who really has a knack from being a relatable male lead in these things. And so... Princess falls for a genuinely nice guy who helps out after a mugger takes her beloved camera and, shocker, he totally doesn't know she's a princess so he gives her a few bucks since she has no wallet and no phone. Yada yada yada... YOU LIED TO ME! Yada yada yada... I LOVE YOU ANYWAY! Yada yada yada... happily ever after. And along the way we get a visit from Greg Evigan, who is the co-lead's real-life dad! This is a middle-of-the-road movie that rises above because of the performances (except how the princess takes photos while walking... hope she likes a lot of blur). Good, wholesome, sweet holiday fun! And the ending is flawless.
✓ 12 Gifts of Christmas (Countdown to Christmas • Katrina Law and Aaron O'Connell • November 26, 2015)
A starving artist with a knack for picking out the perfect gift gets a job as a personal Christmas shopper for a busy executive who has no time for all this Christmas nonsense! But as she helps him to navigate holiday gift-giving, she shows him that gifts aren't important because of how much they cost... but the thought behind them. And, oh yeah, YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE THIS, BUT THEY FALL IN LOVE ALONG THE WAY! Yes, I'm totally serious! Try to hold in your disbelief. This movie was not bad. The leads were pretty good and the story wasn't awful. Would have been a little nice to get a few surprises, but I guess you can't have everything. One surprise I could have done without? That hideous necklace he gives her. Yikes.
✓ Good Crown for Christmas (Countdown to Christmas • Danica McKellar and Rupert Penry-Jones • November 27, 2015)
Ever-adorable Danica McKellar is a maid in a fancy hotel who gets fired just in time for the holidays. BOO! But she gets a temp job as a governess for a wealthy aristocratic family in Europe. YAY! But the girl she's in charge of is a royal princess and also a horrible royal pain. BOO! But her father the king is a handsome widower who takes a fancy to Danica McKellar. YAY! But he's betrothed to a countess. BOO! This is essentially The Sound of Music for one kid instead of a slew of them. Yes it's cheesy and painfully predictable because you've seen it a hundred times before, but Danica McKellar completely makes it work because she's just so darn lovable.
✓ A Christmas Detour (Countdown to Christmas • Candace Cameron Bure and Paul Greene • November 28, 2015)
While I don't usually mind Candace Cameron in these things, in this one she's irritating to the point of distraction. Fussy, grating, and totally self-absorbed, she makes you loathe her from the first moment she appears on screen. In this installment, she's a writer trying to get to The Hamptons so she can spend the holidays with her fiancé's family. Since she's the writer of a "finding the perfect husband" article, she's confident that he's her perfect match. Her plans are foiled when a storm forces her plane to land in Buffalo. Unwilling to wait for the storm to pass, she teams up with a laid-back guy and a couple married 20 years to drive there instead. Of course she's had run-ins with the guy already and they irritate each other horribly, because that's the way all these things start out don't they? Of course she ends up falling for the guy and decides to ditch her fiancé despite promising to marry him, all because she decides he doesn't make her laugh enough. Savage. And cruel. And not one of Hallmark's best.
✓ Angel of Christmas (Countdown to Christmas • Jennifer Finnigan and Jonathan Scarfe • November 29, 2015)
Poor Jennifer Finnigan wants nothing more than to be a writer for the newspaper she works for. Alas, she seems forever destined to be a copy editor because she can't seem to find a personal angle to create a story that the paper editor will like. And then... she gets one last chance to write an amazing Christmas story. Too bad she lost her Christmas spirit after getting dumped on Christmas two years ago. But then her mom gives her a Christmas angel carved by her great grandfather which has the magical ability to bring two people together and fall in love. Her editor flips over the idea... but now she has to actually write it. All the while running into an artist guy with perpetual paint smeared on his face who may very well be her destiny! Whats amazing is how much logic has to be ignored just to buy into this story. She has to take an entire month to write ONE puff piece story? She takes weeks to uncover the mystery of who inspired the angel? She lives in a fabulous apartment in New York City on a junior copy editor's salary? And what about the outlandish connection between the newspaper girl and artist guy from their shared history? Plus... that wooden angel was hideous. Not a horrible movie, but it's just so ridiculous.
Just in Time for Christmas (Countdown to Christmas • Eloise Mumford, Michael Stahl-David, and Christopher Lloyd • December 5, 2015)
Not seen yet.
✓ Karen Kingsbury's The Bridge (Countdown to Christmas • Katie Findlay and Wyatt Nash • December 6, 2015)
I put off watching this movie for like... forever... because it was a two=parter, and Hallmark book adaptations aren't really my thing. They rarely work that well. Anyway... I eventually relented after watching Wyatt Nash in Like Cats & Dogs (2017). He was really good in it (I remembered him from Survivor: Redemption Island), and I wanted to see if it was a fluke. It really wasn't. No, he's not the greatest actor in the world, but he really has a knack for this kind of film. Anyway... After Faith Ford(!) and Ted McGinley(!!) fall in love at a book store, get married, get pregnant, then lose the baby... they pack up and move for a fresh start. There they open a bookstore called "The Bridge." It's here that college student Wyatt Nash falls in love with another student, not knowing that her father is an evil incarnate billionaire. Three hours of drama ensues. This was a perfectly acceptable Hallmark movie, but it really should have been abbreviated down to two hours. Alas, Hallmark wants all their movies to be in 90 minute chunks so they can air them with 30 minutes of commercials in a 2-hour block, so here we are. Too much material for 90 minutes, but overly-dramatized and drawn-out for 180 minutes... so they'll pad it out with idiotic things like Ted McGinley trying to get Faith Ford to go to church with him. ZZZzzzzz. Oh well. It's Hallmark, so what can you do? And speaking of that... this two-part movie is infamous because Hallmark originally aired the first part for Christmas 2015... and the second part FOR CHRISTMAS 2016! That's right. Viewers had to wait an entire year find out what happens! Yikes. To wrap up: okay flick, good performance by Wyatt Nash, but a way too long, overly-dramatic, movie that SHOULD be edited down to two hours or less... centered around an amazing book store that I wish existed in my town. The end.
✓ On the Twelfth Day of Christmas (Countdown to Christmas • Brooke Nevin and Robin Dunne • December 12, 2015)
Two people working at a college radio station have their lives intertwined when the guy volunteers to drive the gal home for Christmas. Along the way, traffic is stalled and it looked like she wouldn't make it home... so the guy tried to give her the best Christmas ever by making snow angels outside his truck! But she makes it home after all, that's the end of it, and their lives go their separate ways. Until the guy comes back to her small town to work at their radio station! She's now a journalist working at the small-town paper which was just bought out by a mega-media-corp. Problem is... the guy has gone from loving Christmas to HATING Christmas! He won't even play Christmas music on his radio show! Can she play his Secret Santa and bring back his Christmas spirit by giving him gifts for tasks matching the Twelve Days of Christmas? Oh probably. Though it's kinda nuts how he couldn't figure out who was sending him the gifts... especially after she was tasked with writing a story about him. The story idea was good and the couple was cute enough, but it didn't feel like there was much here. And as the fervor grows over the story, it just seems that much more ridiculous.
✓ Okay A Christmas Melody (Countdown to Christmas • Lacey Chabert and Brennan Elliott • December 19, 2015)
This movie... AKA That Hallmark Christmas Movie with Mariah Carey... was clearly built around jamming a famous musician into a holiday story. What's weird is they jammed her into a movie with Lacey Chabert, who is a big enough draw all by herself. "But how did they convince a mega-star like Mariah Carey to even star in one of these things?" you may be asking yourself. Well, you let her direct it. Well, whatever. The story is fairly straightforward... Lacey Chabert is a widowed mother who has to give up her dream of running a fashion business in Los Angeles to return to her hometown of Silver Falls, Ohio, where she immediately runs afoul of Mariah Carey, the president of the PTA (and their daughters don't get off to a great start either). But she has a much better run-in with the music teacher (wink wink). And... is the school janitor actually... SANTA CLAUS!?! What's so funny here is that Mariah would want to play the "bad guy" in her directorial debut... or any movie, really. Surprisingly, this was not as awful as you might think. Lacey Chabert was her usual charming self. Mariah Carey did great (both in front of and behind the camera). The little girl's performance was pretty stellar. And the story may be straightforward but it's not bad. It's a Christmas miracle!
✓ Christmas Land (Countdown to Christmas • Nikki Deloach and Luke Macfarlane • December 20, 2015)
Marcia Marcia Marcia Brady is the owner of Christmas Land, a winter tourist attraction that has languished as she grew older. When she dies, her granddaughter Nikki Deloach inherits the place. Thanks to Luke Macfarlane telling everybody that she was going to reopen it, the whole town is excited for her to arrive. But, surprise, she has no intention of opening it back up... she wants to sell it. But then an annoying brat asks her if she's the "Christmas Angel" who's going to re-open Christmas Land, and she decides to go ahead and do it (HELLA-LAME!). Eventually she has to decide whether she is going to revitalize Christmas Land and live up to her grandmother's legacy... or sell it to Al from Tool Time. Her boyfriend back in New York City wants her to sell. Her grandmother's lawyer wants her to invest and re-open. Alas, her grandmother's lawyer is dreamy Luke Macfarlane, so I think we all know what happens there. Cute in spots, but ultimately forgettable, the only reason this one is even a blip on my radar is because of the leads, which are great.
When Calls the Heart: New Year's Wish (Countdown to Christmas • Erin Krakow, Daniel Lissing, and Lori Loughlin • December 26, 2015)
Not seen yet.
✓ The Christmas Note (The Most Wonderful Movies of Christmas • Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Leah Gibson • November 29, 2015)
Meadow Soprano moves back to her hometown with her young son (who immediately runs afoul of their neighbor just for trying to be friendly). Her husband is in the military overseas, so the holidays aren't going to be especially merry and bright. The very next day, a man shows up and asks Meadow Soprano to let her neighbor know that her mom is dead and she needs to clean out her place by the end of the week. Too nice to make her do it alone, Meadow Soprano goes with her. While cleaning out the apartment, they discover a note saying that the neighbor has a sibling that was given up for adoption that she never knew about. After the commercial break we learn that Meadow Soprano was adopted. OH MY! YOU DON'T THINK... NAH! IT COULDN'T BE! As the search for the mystery sibling wears on, the two women become friends... almost like... SISTERS?!?? It's kind of shameful just how blatantly they telegraph the ending, which means you're essentially just spinning your wheels the entire movie until what you know is going to happen actually happens. Still... the performances are good (the kid is actually kinda great) and the story is not terrible. The only thing that's gag-inducing is the freak-out which occurs when Meadow Soprano and the kid find out the dad can't come home until after Christmas. Lord. You'd think he had died. But then... a Christmas miracle! =sigh=
✓ Magic Stocking (The Most Wonderful Movies of Christmas • Bridget Regan and Victor Webster • December 6, 2015)
A single mom widow of three years doesn't even want to think of a new romance... especially around the holidays when her late husband took charge of the decorating. But when her daughter gets an old gaudy stocking as a freebie when buying some holiday crafts, things may start to change! The stocking keeps falling off the mantle, and each time some random item appears inside that guides their lives in a new direction. MAGIC! And one of those directions just might be into the arms of a handsome gazebo contractor! This is not the greatest Hallmark movie (it kind of drags and takes way too long to build up steam, then waffles way too long). AND it has an idiotic plot point at the end built around a lightbulb (every Christmas light in the ENTIRE town is strung together and plugged into a SINGLE outlet? Sure, Jan), but it does have the cutest possible puppies in it, so there's that.
✓ Debbie Macomber's Dashing Through the Snow (The Most Wonderful Movies of Christmas • Meghan Ory and Andrew Walker • December 13, 2015)
Yet another "Guy-Rents-The-Last-Car-So-Now-Woman-Can't-Get-Home-For-The-Holidays" movie. At least this time the woman actually questions the sanity of climbing into a car with a guy she doesn't know for a road trip. Andrew Walker is his usual awesome self, but Meghan Ory was a boat-load of neurotic crazy that left me wondering how in the heck we're supposed to believe that Andrew Walker would ever fall in love with her. Holy crap does this lazy stereotype get old. I spent most of the movie hoping that the FBI agents who mistook her for a terrorist eventually catch up to her so they can mow her down in a hail of bullets. Then maybe Andrew Walker could find a nice girl and settle down. I wish I would have known that they do a complete retrospective wrap-up at the very end, because that would have saved me from watching this clunker.
✓ A Dogwalker's Christmas Tale (Lexi Giovagnoli, Jonathan Bennett, and Jonathan Bennett's teeth • November 10, 2015
When you're retelling the same old story, you need leading characters who can make it feel fresh and new. Annoying as hell Lexi Giovagnoli and Jonathan Bennett with his obscenely white teeth are not those leads. Woman takes a job dog-walking when she needs money for Christmas, meets a guy, falls in love, and must help him SAVE THE DOG PARK from her evil boss. Or something like that. To tell you the truth, I was bored and falling asleep most of the time.
✓ BAD Merry Kissmas (Karissa Lee Staples and Brant Daugherty • December 5, 2015
Why? WHYYYYYYYY?!?!???? This would be bad by Hallmark standards. It's crushingly bad by Netflix standards. After a half hour of this dreck, I just fast-forwarded to the end to see if there was anything remotely interesting to make me want to see the whole thing. Nope. Don't even bother.
✓ Favorite The Spirit of Christmas (Kati Salowsky and Thomas Boiduin • December 19, 2015)
Welp, here it is. The movie that changed everything. I was bored and Netflixing and saw what I thought was a ghost story... which is was... but it was more like a romance movie that happened to have a ghost in it. It didn't suck horribly, and I was pleasantly surprised. When I mentioned Spirit of Christmas, everybody thought I was talking about a Hallmark movie, which I didn't even know about. And so I made it my business to find out. And here we are. Anyway... Kate is a no-nonsense lawyer who is charged with selling a haunted estate. The ghost is the smoking hot, ovary-melting Thomas Boiduin, who is cursed to haunt the house after his murder, appearing only during the twelve days of Christmas. Not only does he materialize, but he is tangible so he can actually touch stuff. Including Kate. Together Kate and the ghost work together to uncover what happened to him before he disappears for another year. To the shock of nobody, they fall in love. The result is a pretty good flick for any genre.