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Hallmark Movies 2014

Last Updated on Monday, September 2nd, 2019

Dave!Here's a checklist of all the Hallmark original romance movies from 2014 along with my comments on those I've seen.

Special movies of note are marked Favorite, Good, Okay, and BAD.


   

Hallmark Channel Originals 2014

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June in January (Brooke D'Orsay and Wes Brown • January 18, 2014)
I'm not generally a fan of "wedding planning movies" but this one gets a pass because the leads are good. When a woman gets engaged, she sets into motion the wedding of her dreams which she has been planning with her (now deceased) mother since she was 7 years old. Alas, her fiancé got an offer for his dream job in Cleveland. Which means all her many, many plans for a June wedding have to be moved to January. That's already stressful enough, but toss in a horrible mother-in-law who's dead-set on derailing the wedding (and who is in cahoots with a hideous woman who has a thing for the groom-to-be)... and it all adds up to disaster. These movies always puzzle me. The most important thing to the groom is that he spend the rest of his life with the woman he loves. But the most important thing to her is that she gets the wedding she wants? What's so stupid is that if this were real life instead of Hallmark, they would have just moved to Cleveland together then came back in June to get married. But nnnooooo! At least she finally comes to her senses when her dad gives her a letter from dear ol' dead mom. Nothing groundbreaking here, but a nice lesson to focus on what's important.

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A Ring by Spring (Rachel Boston and Kirby Morrow • March 8, 2014)
Not seen yet.

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Lucky in Love (Jessica Szohr and Benjamin Hollingsworth • April 5, 2014)
This movie has... Diedre Hall in a guest role! Which is pretty great on its own, but the story is fairly decent as well (the children's book title in this one is the worst one I've seen yet, however: Peggy the Tidy Pig? WTF?!?). When all her wishes come true on April Fool's Day, Mira thinks she has the life she's always dreamed of. Alas, dreaming about a life and living that life are two different things, and she may have been better off before her luck changed. Can she end up lucky in life and love? Well, it's Hallmark. Jessica Szohr (from The Orville) is a compelling lead, which is why I'm surprised she hasn't been in more of these things. In other news, the guy that gets the girl is a straight graphic designer. So nice to finally get representation!

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A Lesson in Romance (Kristy Swanson and Scott Grimes • April 19, 2014)
Not seen yet.

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Mom's Day Away (Bonnie Somerville and James Tupper • May 10, 2014)
Not seen yet.

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Looking for Mr. Right (Sarah Lancaster and Kip Pardue• June 7, 2014)
Not seen yet.

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When Sparks Fly (Meghan Markle and Christopher Jacot • June 28, 2014)
Not seen yet.

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✓ Good Angels Sing (Harry Connick Jr. and Connie Britton • July 12, 2014)
Okay... this one is pretty great AND pretty funny, which is surprising given the story. When Harry Connick Jr. experiences the tragic death of his older brother the day after Christmas, the holidays are forever ruined for him and he wants nothing to do with it. Then one day after crashing his bike while avoiding a reindeer in the Austin, Texas woods, he comes across Willie Nelson who's willing to sell him his gorgeous home for half what it's worth. Since Harry Connick Jr. and his wife and son just sold their house and haven't been able to find a new one, he agrees immediately. Once they've moved in they discover that their new home is on Live Oak Lane, a famous street that's world-renowned for Christmas lights and decorations. What follows is a hilarious montage of Harry Connick Jr.'s neighbors bringing him box after box after box of Christmas lights. His most enthusiastic neighbor is Lyle Lovett, who can't understand why Harry isn't covering his house with lights. As it gets closer to Christmas, the boxes of lights and decorations escalate to a hilarious degree. But then there's a terrible accident with Harry Connick Jr.'s father and son... and an all new tragedy... which leads him to rediscover the Christmas spirit. A fantastic cast anchors a pretty darn good Christmas movie that's worth your time to watch.

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For Better or For Worse (Lisa Whelchel and Antonio Cupo • July 19, 2014)
Oh gawd. A movie starring Tootie and Blaire from The Facts of Life that’s almost as bad as you’d expect. Except... the story itself is actually not terrible once you get past the coincidence upon which the entire movie hangs (A man opens a divorce lawyer office next to a woman’s bridal boutique which is a source of instant tension, but they have to band together when their kids get engaged to be married). A mostly idiotic movie, but still better than it has a right to be.

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Stranded in Paradise (Vanessa Marcil and James Denton • August 9, 2014)
The only reason I suffered through the TV show Las Vegas was because the amazing Vanessa Marcil was in it. She is infinitely watchable, and her toughness is more than a little appealing. Obviously getting her for a Hallmark movie is the coup of coups, and I have no idea why she’s not in more of these things, because she delivered exactly what I expected as an HR executive who flies to a conference in beautiful Puerto Rico so she can get a new job before her disapproving mother finds out she was fired. A hurricane ensues... as does a relationship with a random guy she keeps running into. I don’t know much about James Denton outside of him being the evil Mr. Lyle on The Pretender, but he was very good in this one as well. All in all, a pretty decent flick with the best possible “message” to take away. If only it wasn’t all tainted by Marcil’s toxic mother character, who is garbage right up to the end, regardless of how they try to spin it.

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Perfect on Paper (Drew Fuller and Lindsay Hartley • September 20, 2014)
Not seen yet.

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Midnight Masquerade (Autumn Reeser and Christopher Russell • September 27, 2014)
Not seen yet.

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Recipe for Love (Danielle Panabaker and Shawn Roberts • October 11, 2014)
Not seen yet.

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My Boyfriends' Dogs (Erika Christensen and Teryl Rothery • October 18, 2014)
Not seen yet.

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✓ Favorite One Starry Christmas (Countdown to Christmas • Sarah Carter and Damon Runyan • November 1, 2014)
I'm going to totally spoil the fact that George Canyon makes an appearance as a singing cowboy... and performs a song that's integrated flawlessly into the movie. Our story begins with a Chicago astronomer being frustrated because her boyfriend seems more interested in work than anything else. Even worse, he is going to New York City for a business trip instead of spending the holidays with her. Wanting to spend time with the man she loves at Christmas, she hops a bus to NYC. But when the bus breaks down, her cowboy seat-mate changes everything. This is yet another movie where the boyfriend starts out as mildly frustrating for being a workaholic... but then inexplicably becomes a raging asshole out of nowhere after three years just so you won't feel bad he's gone when he gets dumped. It's such lazy writing. Despite it all, this story is incredibly sweet... crazy romantic... and is one of my favorite Hallmark Christmas films because of it. Just have to ignore the grotesque illogic of the final scene and you're golden.

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The Nine Lives of Christmas (Countdown to Christmas • Kimberly Sustad and Brandon Routh • November 8, 2014)
Not seen yet.

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A Cookie Cutter Christmas (Countdown to Christmas • Erin Krakow and David Haydn-Jones • November 9, 2014)
Not seen yet.

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✓ BAD Northpole (Countdown to Christmas • Tiffani Thiessen and Josh Hopkins • November 15, 2014)
No clue whatsoever why Hallmark has this one on their Christmas slate. It's such a tragically basic and mundane children's movie as to be comical. One thing I can put in the positive column is that they put money into this for a decent special effects budget! And so... little boy with no friends gets a mysterious radio that allows him to talk to a little girl elf at Northpole... the metropolis where Santa and his elves live. Alas, the magic of Christmas has been in steady decline over the years, and this is causing the Northern Lights to stop shining, which will kill Santa... or some such nonsense... so now the boy and the elf have to team up to make people think happy thoughts to save Christmas. Lord. If I had kids, there's no way at all that I'd let them watch this absurd crap, so I have no idea who the audience is supposed to be. The romance between the boy's mom and his teacher is shoehorned in and feels like it. Just a waste of time, money, and energy.

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Angels and Ornaments (Countdown to Christmas • Jessalyn Gilsig and Sergio Di Zio • November 16, 2014)
Yet another guardian angel movie for Christmas. Blergh. That being said, this one ain't terrible (though it certainly starts out slow). When a woman who loves Christmas is having a tough time during the holidays (can't find true love... not getting the solo in the community concert) a visit from her guardian angel just might turn things around! Usually I detest these movies because they make the angel be overly-naive or just plain idiotic. This time it's an angel named Harold who's from a different era, but dealing with the modern world doesn't send him into a tizzy of confusion and slapsticky crap I have no desire to watch. And he's great. This should be a benchmark of how to handle an angel in these films. In the end, this is not really my kind of movie (too slow and sappy), but I certainly don't regret watching it.

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A Royal Christmas (Countdown to Christmas • Lacey Chabert and Stephen Hagan • November 21, 2014)
Not seen yet.

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The Christmas Shepherd (Countdown to Christmas • Teri Polo and Martin Cummins • November 23, 2014)
Not seen yet.

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Christmas Under Wraps (Countdown to Christmas • Candace Cameron Bure and David O'Donnell • November 29, 2014)
Not seen yet.

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One Christmas Eve (Countdown to Christmas • Anne Heche and Kevin Daniels • November 30, 2014)
Not seen yet.

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✓ BAD Debbie Macomber's Mr. Miracle (Countdown to Christmas • Kendra Anderson and Candus Churchill • December 6, 2014)
There are only so many times you can scream "KILL ME! KILL ME NOW! at the television and not have to worry about your sanity. This movie is horrifically idiotic in every possible direction. Bad ideas. Bad story. Boring setting. And beyond bad acting. I swear, whomever had the idea to have Rob Morrow play the lead character as the stupidest angel ever should never be allowed near Hallmark ever again. This movie tries to be heartwarming, but comes off as deranged. If this is what angels are really like when they try to help humans find their way, God should just destroy all creation and start over. I have few regrets in life. But wasting my time watching this sappy dreck is one of them. THE COMMERCIALS WERE MORE ENTERTAINING THAN THE MOVIE! I mean, seriously, HOW DOES AN ANGEL NOT KNOW HOW TO CRACK AN EGG? EGGS HAVE EXISTED SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME! AND WHY DOES HE KEEP TALKING LIKE HE'S GOT A MASSIVE HEAD INJURY?!? Avoid. Avoid. Avoid.

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Christmas at Cartwright's (Countdown to Christmas • Alicia Witt and Gabriel Hogan • December 7, 2014)
Not seen yet.

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Best Christmas Party Ever (Countdown to Christmas • Torrey DeVitto and Steve Lund • December 13, 2014)
Not seen yet.

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The Christmas Parade (Countdown to Christmas • AnnaLynne McCord and Jefferson Brown • December 14, 2014)
Not seen yet.

Hallmark Movies & Mysteries Channel Originals 2014

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Signed, Sealed, Delivered for Christmas (Eric Mabius and Kristin Booth Lowe • November 23, 2014)
Not seen yet.

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The Christmas Secret (Bethany Joy Lenz and John Reardon) • December 7, 2014)
Well this one was awful. And yet I kept hanging in there through its entire tedious running time with the expectation that whatever twist they were building to would make it all worthwhile. Nope. Eye-roll-inducing pap. When a woman has a serious strain of bad luck... losing her job... getting evicted... being sued for custody of her annoying kids by her comically scumbag ex... it's just one terrible thing after another. Likely because she lost a magical amulet she got from her dad or something. But then the karma pendulum swings and things finally start going her way... including a chance at a new romance with a stalker! The acting is way over the top... not necessarily by the leads, but by literally everybody else (every time "grandma and grandpa" appeared I was hoping somebody walked into the scene and bludgeoned them to death). If ridiculous... and I'm talking ridiculous to an offensive degree... holiday pap is your jam, this is the movie for you.

Other Originals 2014

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Sweet Surrender (Arielle Kebbel, Haylie Duff, and Adam Mayfield • August 16, 2014)
Fresh out of the Army, Tom has to return to his childhood home to run his grandma's bed and breakfast while she's in the hospital. Things get complicated when he starts falling for a local police officer. Things get REALLY complicated when he finds out the B&B owes $92,000 in back-taxes. But no worries... his grandma dies and his truly awful ex-girlfriend (who is now the mayor) is conspiring to screw him out of the property. And a great time was had by everybody! The cast is good, the story isn't terrible, and they made a decent imitation-Hallmark movie here... but it was a bit of a slog to get through.

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Rescuing Madison (Alona Tal and Ethan Peck • August 16, 2014)
I don't get it. I recorded this on Hallmark Channel... there's the Hallmark Channel logo on it... but I don't think it's a Hallmark Channel Original movie? So I don't know what's going on. Anyway... Madison Park is a famous singer who is rescued from a fire by a down-to-earth fireman named John Kelly. Of course she falls for him while the world is watching (and her jerk manager tries to tear them apart). What's significant about this one is not the story (it's tired and kinda crap), but the actors they got for it. Ethan Peck, Sherilyn Fenn, Ted McGinley, C Thomas Howell, and Kadeem Hardison... it's a dumping ground for the 80's. A fun, predictable diversion, but not a necessary one.

   

   

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