Can we really risk the alternatives?
I’d totally vote for you. Write-in even.
You know those old “Don’t blame me, I voted for Opus.” t-shirts? You should totally make up a batch of “Don’t blame me, I voted for li’l Dave.” t-shirts for 2012. Bank.
No need for a write-in… I think word-of-mouth will put me on the ballot!
Where do I sign up?
All it takes is a simple one-time donation of ONE MILLION DOLLARS or greater, and you’re onboard! I’m looking forward to receiving your money order or personal check!
I’m on board.
Ah, I can look forward to your one-time donation of ONE MILLION DOLLARS or more then? Thank you for your support!
we absolutely cannot risk the alternative. go dave!
Especially when the alternative is “not Dave”… unthinkable!
I’m in! That’s one vote…
But that’s not good enough. Everybody really needs to find a way to vote for me 100,000 times each if this is going to work. Time to start forging identities in all fifty states!!
I would like to offer my services to your campaign. I promise to adjust my worldview as you see fit.
My current worldview is such that I want a Bean & Cheese Burrito for lunch. Thanks so much for taking care of that! I’ll be sure to get you a lanyard so it’s official.
According to Roland Emmerich, the world will end anyways, so we might as well go out with Bad Monkey as a running mate!
I think the world WILL end in 2012…
…if I’m not elected President of The United States of America!
Well, let’s see. I know your wardrobe is reasonable, you have proven you can unite people on both sides of the isle and you have a talent for knowing the right things to say to everyone.
You have officially passed your “I’m Nothing Like Palin” list. You can count on my vote.
Where is the monsta-sized tsunami destroying Nueva Nueva and the meteorz crashing into famous landmarkz across the globe?!
Only if you let Tracy Morgan be your VP, as I tweeted about yesterday. Thank you.