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Day Four: London

Posted on Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

Dave!Since tomorrow I have signed up for something new (to me) and touristy that demands my getting up at 4:00am, I decided that today I would do — — not much of anything. After brunch with Lady Penelope and The Dutch Bitch, I thought I'd just wander around in this amazing weather... perhaps visiting my favorite comic shop here, then maybe checking out The Apple Store on Regent Street (which had not yet opened when I was here in 2004, and I didn't have time to visit in 2006).

But then Anthony and Paul had raved about their visit to the Cabinet War Rooms & Churchill Museum last night, so new plans had to be made.

After a lovely brunch we wandered beautiful Covent Garden for a bit...

Covent Garden Market

Unlike in the USA where street performers are mostly shit, here in London you must be licensed to perform, so most of the things you see and hear are pretty good. Some are exceptional. Penelope tells me that Covent Garden is famous for their street performers, so anybody here actually had to audition for their spot. One who caught my notice was a lady beautifully singing opera at the Market House. What made her truly special is that her music accompaniment was provided by... a teeny tiny iPod Shuffle! How brilliant is THAT?

Opera With iPod Shuffle!

Surprisingly, street performers are not the only thing which must be licensed. How would you like to be the government agency in charge of the sex shop trade? I don't know why, but I envision the shop undergoing regular inspections by some older, official-looking bureaucratic gentleman... walking the store with a tape measure and saying things like "These dildos are not regulation length and must be removed!" and "I do not see an electronics safety seal on this vibrator!" Though that's probably just me...

Used Books and Licensed Sex Shop Sign!

As I am not much for shopping I bid the girls farewell to headed to a geekier retail experience: FORBIDDEN PLANET!!

Forbidden Planet London Store

It's the ultimate comic book shop, stuffed to the rafters with all kinds of geeky extras like manga, toys, books, games, and the like. Some of the stuff is uniquely British and, of course, all those wonderful UK television shows and movies are well-represented, making it an especially favorite place to hang out in London.

Apple Time!

Apple Store London Regent Street

Now, to be honest, I don't feel compelled to visit Apple Stores anymore. If you've seen one, you've pretty much seen them all, and the variations are not really so overwhelming that you "gotta see every last one." Even with the Regent Street London store being located in a grand old building, the interior is exactly what you'd expect. Or is it...???

When debating whether or not to stop by Oxford Circus and visit the store, I took a quick trip to the online review site, Yelp!, to see if there was anything to-die-for-drop-dead-special about the place. Eventually I ended up at the more UK-oriented equivalent, Tipped, where I saw something really disturbing... one of the reviewers there had this to say: "One more notable fact about the London Apple store. They have glass staircases. And it is rumoured that the sales associates like to stand under them when girls in skirts are going up... DIRTY!" — This kind of threw me for a loop, because that would be very different than the glass staircase at all the other Apple Stores I've been to... so I decided to check it out.

And, of course, the stupid bitch and her "notable FACT" was completely wrong. Just like every other Apple Store, the glass on the stairs is FROSTED. You can't fucking see through it at all. And, just like every other Apple Store, the staircase is completely closed off, so even if the stairs were entirely transparent... there is no way in hell that employees could stand under them and look up girl's skirts. Did this dumbass even bother to visit the Apple Store before writing her review? Because, seriously, it would take all of two seconds to verify that this "notable FACT" of hers is completely untrue. This is why you really have to take online review sites with a grain of salt, because stupid shit like this taints them for everyone and completely defeats the purpose of the site by posting WRONG information. GAH!!!

Anyway, visiting the War Rooms and Churchill Museum necessitated a ride on the Jubilee Line of the London Underground (subway), which I love because it's a newer line with some stations sporting a very cool heavy industrial look, while retaining the brilliant logo identity which is one of my all-time favorites...

Westminster Station

They just don't make identities like this anymore... clean, simple, elegant, functional, distinct, recognizable... and so beautiful. Today it would be all computer-generated gradients with swooshes and all that senselessly stupid 3-D crap that I've grown to loath. With the London Underground, everything is note-perfect. And the typeface (which you can actually purchase) is sublime. A highly readable yet unique take on a sans-serif font that is a graphic artist's dream...

Underground Typeface

A couple of blocks from the station, and here we are at the Cabinet War Rooms and Churchill Museum...

Cabinet War Rooms Museum

Turns out that Anthony and Paul did not oversell it... this museum was absolutely brilliant. Everything they said it would be and so much more. The War Rooms themselves have been preserved in the exact state they were when World War II ended. The audio guide included with your ticket purchase is all very well done, and the displays provide real insight into how the war was fought. After touring the bunker, you can then move on to the Churchill exhibit, which has to be one of the most thorough and complex museum study I've ever seen dedicated to a single individual. And its not just stuffy old displays of his crap either (though that's there too)... there's great hi-tec interactive tools that allow you to explore his life in excruciating detail. Primary of which is "The Lifeline," which is a massive electronic table that allows you to view a timeline of Churchill's life down to individual days. Even if "war museums" are not your thing, this is one attraction that's worth a visit.

The Cabinet War Rooms and Churchill Museum is closely tied to The Imperial War Museum across The Thames so, naturally, I had to visit there as well. Or, revisit, if you will, because I had been to the museum years ago. It's quite nice (FREE!) and features exhibits dedicated to The Holocaust which are not to be missed...

Imperial War Museum Interior

Since I was already in "tourist mode," I decided to go for broke and visit the most excellent Wallace Collection so I could check and see if they have finally made a postcard of their painting The Waking of Cupid by Hughes Taraval. Unfortunately, they didn't, again... which is a shame, because it's a kind of funny and charming piece that would be the perfect postcard to send to a good friend whom I know loves this kind of stuff. Oh well, they do let you look at it online, which is nice...

The Waking of Cupid
Image © The Wallace Collection

My day now having completely flown by (THANKS A LOT ANTHONY!), all that was left to do was grab some pizza for dinner... take the tube back to my hotel... set my alarm for way too early... and try to get some sleep. Or blog... if your insomniac nature gets the best of you.

Which, apparently, mine has. As usual. Even on vacation I can't seem to get a break on sleep.


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Comments

  1. A Lewis says:

    Ahh, yes. Covent Garden. We went to see My Fair Lady just across the street from the Royal Opera House right near Covent Garden…..I love that place!

  2. Crail00 says:

    Once again, a great post. Thanks

  3. Whitenoise says:

    Very nice. Thanks for the tour.

  4. Anthony McG says:

    Ruining peoples days with awesome recommendations. It’s what I do. 😛

  5. martin says:

    So glad that you have had such a good time in London. Would have liked to meet you as I have been reading your blog for a couple of years now. Maybe next time…..

  6. Sybil Law says:

    Again – loving living vicariously through you right now!
    Hope you get some sleep. 🙂

  7. Michelle says:

    Okay, I’m having an envious moment. At 37 the closest I’ve been to international travel is Canada and Hawaii. Yes, I know Hawaii is a US state, but it’s not attached to the mainland. So it’s kinda international to me. Lame I know.

    I love that you share your vacations with us. Even if I do get an occasional twinge of envy. Thanks.

  8. NYCWD says:

    Two words FTW:

    Forbidden Planet

    I. Am. Jealous.

  9. martymankins says:

    Even though the information you got from the Yelp lady was wrong, at least you got to use their free WiFi at the Apple Store.

  10. DutchBitch says:

    O.M.G. I thought you were gonna pass out when you saw the iPod shuffle used by the opera singer! LOL

  11. Every time I’m in London I always make a point to visit Covent Garden for a quick drinky at a pub and have a walk around.

  12. claire says:

    Forbidden Planet sounds like a place I could really lose track of time in.

  13. Patty says:

    Thanks for sharing the pics. Definitely a place I want to go to someday.
    Looks like a nice bloggers meet up…..you look cute next to the lovely ladies.

  14. kilax says:

    That’s such a great idea to have the street performers licensed. I wonder what the application process is like.

    Messed up reviews (like that Apples on) are what turn me off of review sites. It seems like a lot of people just get on to write negative stuff, or stuff that isn’t even true. Of course, I say this, and have not been using the sites. It could be completely different.

  15. whall says:

    Didn’t you know that the door to under the one-way-frosted stairs opens with an english accent?

    “open sesame, guv'”

  16. SeaL says:

    You had me at Helvetica…

    I am going out on a limb here, but the upper case type of Blogography (in this pic) is in fact Helvetica (sans-serif) based. The lower case version is not sans-serif based. Although, it is pretty and reminiscent of Helvetica, it is not sans-serif. The lower case “g” would violate the rule of sans-serif – would it not? Granted, it is a beautiful font, but I don’t’ think it can qualify as a sans-serif font, because of the serifs on the letter “g.”
    Am I wrong?
    Note to self: Get a new hobby and stop analyzing fonts.
    Note to Dave: Watch Helvetica the documentary

    I will now retreat to my cave to analyze more fonts…OR get a new hobby… one of the two.

  17. Ren says:

    While examining the font, I was struck by the fact that “Westminster” and “Blogography” only share a single common letter.

    I love reading about your travel, and your HDR images are great. Keep ’em coming!

  18. Dave2 says:

    None of my images are HDR. I am, however, using Active D-Lighting in my Nikon to reduce blow-outs and pull details from the shadows.

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