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Posted on July 18, 2009

Dave! As I sit here staring at a blank screen, I realize that I've done absolutely nothing blog-worthy today. I worked for four hours, then spent my afternoon and evening doing all those little things that I never seem to have time to do. Before I know it, it's 11:00pm and the day has gone. My first instinct is to call Bad Robert because just five minutes on the phone with him would give me enough material to blog about for an entire week. But he has a job which requires getting up at an insanely early hour and is most certainly already in bed.

Blogging can be so bloody difficult sometimes.

With no Bad Robert to help me, I now turn to my How to Blog the Blogography Way flowchart to see what I should do next...

How to Blog the Blogography Way Flowchart

Ah, here we go then...

DAVETOON: Monkey Picking Peace

Well that wasn't so difficult after all.

Technorati Tags: Blogging, How to Blog, Monkeys

Category Tracker: Blogging 2009 × DaveToons 2009

Comments

The flow chart is my favorite part!

I still don't get how daily bloggers do it...if I had to blog every day, I'd probably go crazy insane or insane crazy. I'd start talking about my new nail polish or making lists of people on the Internet who are douchebags and need to go.

Then there'd be trouble and I'd be a drama whore in flame wars and you'd have to jump in with your sword and fiery steed to defend me.

Phew, good thing I blog only a few times a week, huh? ;)

Posted by Hilly on July 19, 2009 | Reply

How to blog the Poppy way: Stop blogging for no discernible reason.

Posted by Poppy on July 19, 2009 | Reply

hehe

Posted by christie on July 19, 2009 | Reply

Monkey makes it all better.
Especially nose picking monkey. :)

Posted by Sybil Law on July 19, 2009 | Reply

hihi I love BadMonkey!

P.S. Draw a picture of a monkey if you want, write about what you want... I still always read you! :)

Posted by First Lady Patate on July 19, 2009 | Reply

Gah! Where was that chart a few days ago? ;-)

Prepare to see a lot of monkey drawings on my blog. ;-)

Posted by LeSombre on July 19, 2009 | Reply

Peace and nose-picking? Hahaha

Posted by Atomic Bombshell on July 19, 2009 | Reply

Monkey ftw.

Posted by Avitable on July 19, 2009 | Reply

So how does one implement this flow chart when one cannot draw monkeys if ones life depended on it?

Posted by DutchBitch on July 19, 2009 | Reply

That's the beautiful thing about monkeys. You can scribble just about anything and CALL it a monkey. They're monkeys... who would debate you on it?

Posted by Dave2 on July 19, 2009 | Reply

Which is exactly why I will never be a daily blogger (I can't draw monkeys). I don't have enough interesting things to say (that would fill a blog post) every day. I have to wait until the bucket is full again before I can pour it into a half-decent blog post.

Posted by Colin B. on July 19, 2009 | Reply

Monkey is quite talented...peace sign AND nose picking all at the same time. That's blog worthy to me....

Posted by Robin on July 19, 2009 | Reply

That bad monkey graphic should make the list of contenders for your annual t-shirt vote.

Posted by Seals on July 19, 2009 | Reply

lolz

Posted by Justin Scott on July 19, 2009 | Reply

a most excellent entry :-)

Posted by heather on July 20, 2009 | Reply

I have a flowchart too.

But they all end in "write a rant against corporate mongers".

Maybe I should start following it again.

Posted by NYCWD on July 20, 2009 | Reply

Fun post. Dig the flow chart. It's just the way I would picture it.

Posted by Brent Vermilyea on July 21, 2009 | Reply

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