Blogography: Mess - David Simmer is horrified to be agreeing with Ann Coulter and fearing brain damage

Mess

Posted on February 20, 2009

Dave! Ummm... yeah... probably not much of blog entry today. I am one hot mess right over here, and spend most of my time in a drug-induced coma. I started to draw a new DaveToon showing Armageddon and the End of Days happening because ignorant publicity whore Ann Coulter actually made a statement I partially agree with (the Stimulus Package rewards failure), but I can only see out of one eye, which makes drawing difficult.

Agreeing even sightly with Ann Coulter has me terrified that my sickness is far worse than I imagined. I'm guessing I have some kind of brain virus or something. Or maybe I'm okay and she's the one with the brain virus. This is highly unlikely, however, given that I've already determined that she's brain dead...

Political Sanity 2

One thing I did do today was make myself into a comic book super-hero, because I could manage it with only one eye...

My Hero: The Shredding Blade!

You can make your own hero here.

And now I feel another coma coming on...

Technorati Tags: Ann Coulter, I am Dying, My Hero, Sick, Sickness, Stimulus Package

Category Tracker: DaveLife 2009

Comments

Awww, you were already a hero!
(I say, "aww", too much, don't I?!)
Anyway, what up with the eye?!

Posted by Sybil Law on February 20, 2009 | Reply

I'm sorry - I don't know who these people are!
I do hope you feel better soon though :o)

Posted by Penelope on February 20, 2009 | Reply

I'm not feeling too well myself today. I hope we're both better soon.

Also, I appreciate a superhero without a mask. This is the one I made. She'll whip the sickness right out of ya.

Posted by claire on February 20, 2009 | Reply

You're very damn cool in SuperHero! :)

Posted by First Lady Patate on February 20, 2009 | Reply

Cool superhero! Hope you feel better soon!

Posted by Kevin on February 20, 2009 | Reply

I was Captain Flying Nine Tails.
I think Anne Coulter is not brain dead....I think she is a Brain TUMOR that needs to be extracted....and I'm fearful that your drug induced coma is making you start listening to voices in your head from a brain tumor named Anne Coulter. Be brave, Dave.

Posted by jewelz916 on February 20, 2009 | Reply

I bet $20 I die before you do.

Posted by Anissa@hope4peyton on February 20, 2009 | Reply

You always find the neatest toys to play with on the internet. Thanks for a great way to spend a cold Saturday morning!

Posted by Buster's Momma on February 21, 2009 | Reply

I give you credit for reading or listening to anything she had to say in the first place. I usually only get as far as, "Ann Coulter said..."

Posted by Jeff on February 21, 2009 | Reply

Agreeing with Ann Coulter? That confirms it... you are very, very sick. Get well soon. We need our DaveToons back.

Posted by martymankins on February 21, 2009 | Reply

My comic book character is Whip Lash, and she is way hotter than I am. I'm ok with that. She makes me think I could be Lara Croft someday.

Posted by floating princess on February 21, 2009 | Reply

Hope you feel better soon :)

Posted by 7aki Fadi on February 21, 2009 | Reply

Dang Dave, you're hot when you're slinging a blade.

Ooops. I mean shredding a blade.

Posted by whall on February 25, 2009 | Reply

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