But with your insomnia, you don't sleep anyway. Right? Problem solved.
Seriously, there has got to be something causing that. A visit to another allergist maybe?
After nearly dying early yesterday morning, I decided it might be in my best interest to see an expert allergist in hopes that they can figure out what's trying to kill me. With my luck taking a turn for the better, they were able to squeeze me in for an appointment this afternoon.
Alas, it was luck too good to last.
I'm told that my angioedema (random swelling due to the release of histamines by my mast cells) is idiopathic. As in "we don't know what the hell causes your body to freak out." The good news is that I don't have to worry about the food I'm eating or anything in my environment causing my tongue to swell up to four times its usual size. The bad news is that my tongue can swell up to four times its usual size for no reason at all. The worse news is that if this happens while I'm sleeping, it's kind of a big deal, because I'll have less time to react (assuming the lack of oxygen causes me to eventually wake up)...
So now I'm on a steady diet of antihistamines in an attempt to eliminate (or, at the very least, reduce the severity of) my allergic reactions. I'm also a little more serious about being sure I have access to an EpiPen at all times. You never know when a nice shot of delicious adrenaline will be needed to save me.
Ain't life a bitch?
Oh well. It could be worse. They could have told me I was allergic to chocolate pudding.
dave - i have an auto-immune problem and my tongue is the first thing that swells when i have a flare, and generally it goes nuts at night. Things like lupus and MS are rare in men, but i would still look into it. You should get a second opinion at a rheumatologist and ask your dr. if you can try low dose steroids next time it happens to see if it has an effect. Steroids suppress the immune system response and are a quick solution to allergic reactions.
Posted by theklotz on November 11, 2008 | Reply
Did they tell you that if you ever have to use an EpiPen that you don't actually have to stab yourself in the heart a la Pulp Fiction?
Because I hear sometimes they tell you that. They'll try to make you think a shot to the leg is just as good.
And I'm telling you right now, that's bullshit. Shot to the heart!!!
(And also, that really does suck and is very scar :-( )
Posted by Miss Britt on November 11, 2008 | Reply
Aloha, Dave. I've been following your blog for a while now. I came across it one day when someone asked me if I was its author...because my name is Dave (I actually go by Kawika, Hawaiian for Dave) and it's well known that I have a fondness for monkeys (only the illustrated kind).
There's something else we might have in common, too.
Dave, do you sneeze if you look at the sun or go outside on a bright sunny day after being in a dark area? Can looking up at ceiling lights do the same thing?
Add "Methionine" to a google search that includes Angioedema and Idiopathic.
You'll get some interesting results riding along amongst the garbage. Might be of some help.
Posted by Kawika on November 11, 2008 | Reply
you know, it would have been horribly helpful if they could have identified a little something for you to go on. Ugh. Now you're still in the dark! I think the more handsome men are, and the more georgous that women are, the more they suffer in this way!
Don't worry, I'm a WebMD expert now...we'll turn that "idiopathic" nonsense around in no time with my super skills of diagnosis!
Om a separate note, my PTC is idiopathic as well...luckily though, it comes and goes a helluva lot less frequently than your tongue swelling. :)
Maybe you're allergic to Photoshop? Perhaps you can be on an episode of House and they'll figure it out after nearly killing you several times.
Seriously, though, this sucks.
Maybe you should insert a breathing tube before sleeping?
Oh, and I have that sunlight-sneeze thing.
The big relief of course, is that chocolate pudding is safe for you to eat.
Sorry you are going through these allergy issues. I will certainly be grateful that the worse I get is stuffy nose during wet weather.
Posted by ChillyWilly on November 11, 2008 | Reply
That really sucks. 2nd, 3rd, 4th opinions sound like a good idea. You've gotta figure idiopathic means either the doctors you've seen don't know, or they just don't know yet. At least there's still pudding.
Also, I once had a dream where I got shot and getting shot felt like not being able to breathe, so I woke up... because I actually couldn't breathe. So if you get shot or are suffocating in your dreams, wake the frak up!
Dude - you need to get one of those things they attach to preemies that sound an alarm when they stop breathing - what if you DON'T wake up one time when your tongue/throat swells??? I'm just sayin.....
Posted by SunSpotBaby on November 11, 2008 | Reply
Dude. I'm so sorry. But, CHOCOLATE PUDDING! But, that whole "can't breathe while sleeping" sucks. But, RED LICORICE!
Did I help any? Dang...
Posted by Coal Miner's Granddaughter on November 11, 2008 | Reply
Sounds more auto-immune than idiopathic. Either way it blows goats. I mean I'm glad you get to keep your chocolate pudding and all, but random tongue/throat/epiglottis/any part of your respiratory system swelling is NOT good. Understatement of the year, that.
My tongue only swells like that with a few things...namely chicken/eggs. I know you're a vegetarian but it isn't really chicken/eggs that makes my tongue swell but the protein.
So if you saw an expert allergist just TODAY..who were you seeing before? A clown doctor?
Posted by Jennifer Love on November 11, 2008 | Reply
Oh my goodness, dude please be careful. I sure would miss your blog if you know, well if you have a swollen tongue and can't post a blog due to swollenness!!!
:O)
Posted by michelle Jacobs on November 11, 2008 | Reply
Yeah, I'm leaning on the 'get a second opinion' side of the fence. I hate those fuckers that just shrug their shoulders. Srsly though, good news about the chocolate pudding eh?
Posted by Kevin Spencer on November 12, 2008 | Reply
I think you're having an allergic reaction to your ego. Good luck with that.
Posted by True on November 13, 2008 | Reply
YES! It took you long enough! To think some people were actually betting that NOBODY would take the bait on my greatness entry! Thanks so much for having absolutely no concept of sarcastic humor!
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