The insidious fraud perpetrated here is immoral! Where the hell is the Moral Majority when we finally NEED them?!

Yeah, that's what I thought. Posers.

I mean honestly, are we supposed to READ these cans? Surely we can sue someone...

Don't they sell them in those big sizes in every other place in the world except America?

What kind of accent is that? It sounds a bit Canadian.

I was going to say something disparaging about malt liquor, but I'd actually rather drink Colt 45 than Coke. With Colt 45, you get all of the refreshment and the excitement of a bull crashing through your wall, with none of the tooth-destroying sugar.

Well that explains why I was still sober after 4 of those last night. Damn coke!

I believe the Colt-45 container controversy was documented best by the Violent Femmes in their song "Blister in the Sun." When they sing "Big can, I know you're the one," it's an endorsement of this aluminum monstrosity being used for nefarious caffeinated purposes.

Let me go on...

Your Canadian ghetto accent was spot on.

i was wondering about the accent too.
Out of curiosity was does a colt45 look/taste like? Never seen (or heard of them).
Also didn't know they did coke in large cans either - I guess the least you could have done is accidentally picked up coke with lime - that would have made the day slightly better.

Love the vlog and your hat! Sorry your days have been sucking though.

http://www.blip.tv/

might be worth a try for posting your vids. That's where I post mine, and I haven't had any trouble. Granted, I don't post vlogs real often...

@Avitable...DUDE your comment hits the nail on the HEAD!!!

~~i think i would take the coke instead of Colt 45~~oh you mean coke a cola~~still think i would rather havee the coke~~i mean coke~cola~~

~~~~~~~PLAWYK~~BGWD~~

You totally should´ve brought out the old air brush and cmyk´d yourself to heaven. Coke and air brush is _the_ thing!

They sell Colt 45 at your local mini-mart? Jealous.

The dentist?? AHH! Don't do that to me. I still need to go back next month for another filling. Damn 20 year old fillings!

I love the accent. I think you should sue Coca-Cola for putting their product in a Colt 45 can. Seriously.

Oy. --YBFITWWW

Because they keep putting Coke in those big ol' Colt 45 cans is the reason you're going to the dentist.

Big can, mo' caffeine - lovin' all around.

Is that a Canadian accent or Wisconsin?

Dave,
sounds like I'm not the only one that life is taking a "hot steamer" on. Keep the ole' chin up!
Jake

nice hat.... :)

You crack me up. I didn't realize you've been shopping in my neighborhood. (Oh, wait ... they don't sell NON-alcoholic stuff in the stores in my neighborhood ... )

Is that available in Diet Coke too?

Okay, this is off topic, but where did you get those nice flag pins for your map? :)

I have never beheld such a thing. It's brilliant marketing, really, because not only is it more fully recyclable, but once you pop that top, that's it. No putting the lid back on and saving some for later, like with a 20 oz. bottle. You have to go buy MORE giant cans of Coke!

Not that you should, because it is deadly, awful, diabetes-inducing garbage that should never be introduced into your body.

Sincerely,

Coca-Cola Hypocrite

First, I was apalled that the video was only 48 seconds long.

Then, I was thrilled to hear your real accent come through! I had longed to hear what a 'tard accent was (as Avi mentioned in his post), and now I know. Thank you!

After that, I was bummed that you didn't say "eh" more often.

Finally, I was happy because I got to see your pin map!

Subsequently, I was

I've been saying "Colt 45" all day long in your voice/accent... I'm sure my co-workers think I'm certifiable...

At least you didn't pick up the Monster Java instead.