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Entry Archive: April 8, 2008

Stoner

Dave!The trip home was a thrill.*

I kept hoping that perhaps the turbulence and vibrations from my three flights would shake something loose...


Dave No Stone

   

Alas, no stone fell out. The little bastard is still stuck up my urinary system somewhere.

Sigh. Maybe tomorrow.

   

   

* And by "a thrill" I mean "unbelievably painful."

Category Tracker: Travel 2008
   

Comments

I'm sorry you're still in pain but it's incredibly cute that Bad Monkey is checking your junk to see if the stone has passed, hahaha!

Posted by Hilly Sue on April 08, 2008

   

I was going to make a joke about having it sucked out, but I wouldn't want to make light of your ailment.

Posted by Whit on April 08, 2008

   

I'm sorry you're in pain, but I particularly like that picture

Posted by Amanda on April 08, 2008

   

I have heard that is one of the most painful things.Do you have to pee through a tea strainer to see when it comes out ?.

Posted by martin on April 08, 2008

   

ah mate that sounds horrible...

Posted by Freelance Guru on April 08, 2008

   

Ouch!

Posted by Sue on April 09, 2008

   

I'm sure it's truly painful for you. It's pretty funny the way you present it, though, and I can't help but laugh.

Posted by Brent Vermilyea on April 09, 2008

   

I am so sorry dude.

Posted by Mr. Fabulous on April 09, 2008

   

Yeah, maybe tomorrow and let's hope (for your sake) it's not TOO big... Ugh...

Posted by DutchBitch on April 09, 2008

   

I'm so sorry you are hurting and I hope it comes out soon.

So I hope you take it in the right vein that i find humor in your pain cause.....

that cartoon is making me laugh

seriously ---I can't stop

Posted by turnbaby on April 09, 2008

   

The perseverance of your stone astounds me.

Maybe its time to get a professional involved... like a Hoover.

Posted by NYCWD on April 09, 2008

   

Sorry to hear, Dave. And watch out for Bad Monkey. Looks like he wants to dive in. Scary.

Posted by kapgar on April 09, 2008

   

Sigh. Okay, I'll get on my rubber glove that goes to my shoulder and I'll go in and get it, if you want. We'll just have to go in rectally and circle back.

Posted by Avitable on April 09, 2008

   

Is there any way that they can take that fucking thing out? I heard about kidney stones, and how they can use ultrasound to break it apart to help it come out...Not sure if that would work in your case though.

Posted by The Absurdist on April 09, 2008

   

Yikes!! That is one stubborn stone. :( Flights almost always knock them out of me and my dad.
I hope it's resovled soon...keep drinking as much water as you can stand!

Posted by diane on April 09, 2008

   

I hope your pain disappears, but I love that graphic more than I'll ever be able to describe. :)

Posted by ajooja on April 09, 2008

   

I have noticed, throughout my life, that people are sometimes funniest when in great pain or sadness.

This cartoon today proves that. I think it's my favorite Davetoon ever.

You can reuse it for other posts, you know. Think of the possibilities!

But DAMN I'm sorry you are hurting so bad! You are in my thoughts, even though I don't tweet at you much.

Posted by karla on April 09, 2008

   

Ummm... yeah... this is already a re-use from December 2006 or something like that.

Modified to be a little different, but the same.

And don't worry, the next time I have need of a monkey looking down my pants, I'm sure you'll be seeing it again. :-)

Posted by Dave2 on April 09, 2008

   

Fuck! And I was hoping for a good stoner story from this post. Eek. You poor guy.

Posted by CuriosityKiller on April 09, 2008

   

Ugh. I wouldn't wish ANY type of kidney problems on anyone. Especially not after 4 years of kidney failure - bleck.

Hoping you feel better, soon.

Krissi (official lurker of your blog)

Posted by Krissi on April 09, 2008

   

Somebody needs to invent some sort of non-lethal Drain-O to clear those suckers out faster. I'm so sorry to hear that you're still suffering. :(

Posted by Atomic Bombshell on April 09, 2008

   

   

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