I have a bright green shamrock tattooed on the top of my foot, and it is clearly visible today.

If anyone pinches me I'll fucking kick them.
"SEE IT NOW, BITCH!!"

:)

Posted by adena on March 17, 2008 | Reply

I dunno Dave. You've managed to make that green beer puke look kinda refreshing. Very Mountain Dewey. Maybe the real life version is less appealing.

Happy Day ya Mics ya!

Posted by John on March 17, 2008 | Reply

Ugh! See, why do people pinch each other?!?! I used to be black and blue from it. Freakin' mean.

'course... I might have chased you around to pinch you just once. But I wouldn't have "mangled" anything in the process.

Posted by Kyra on March 17, 2008 | Reply

Love the animated Davetoon puking. (Gross! Ha ha!)

I think it's wrong to titty twist a guy unless you're ready to get that same treatment right back.

Posted by sizzle on March 17, 2008 | Reply

Beer puke isn't green if drinking stout.

Posted by RW on March 17, 2008 | Reply

I, too, have been pinched today. Most action I have had in quite a while.

Posted by Mr. Fabulous on March 17, 2008 | Reply

Hm, I thought olive green was green, too. Fuck her.

Posted by Coal Miner's Granddaughter on March 17, 2008 | Reply

Nipple pinching is fun.

Posted by Avitable on March 17, 2008 | Reply

green is green... she was wrong... and your story made my nipples hard...

Posted by tori on March 17, 2008 | Reply

YOu know, the puking would have been so much crueler tomorrow morning ;-)

Posted by Turnbaby on March 17, 2008 | Reply

I'm pretty sure the rules state that if you're wearing green which is visible, and someone (erroneously) pinches you anyway, they owe you a beer. If someone (purposely) pinches you anyway, they owe you a whole case of beer. Want me to help you collect?

Posted by shari on March 17, 2008 | Reply

Dagnammit! The Geeky T-Shirt! That's what I should have worn today as opposed to horrifying lime green shirt!

Am now noting (should I ever have the pleasure of meeting you) that a nipple pinch gets a mental bitch slapping. Check.

Posted by Bec on March 17, 2008 | Reply

I wish my green colored puke disappeared like yours does when it hits the floor ;)

Posted by kilax on March 17, 2008 | Reply

If someone randomly (even if I sorta knew them) came up and pinched my nipple based on a total sham of a fallacy? I'd bitch slap them for sure...okay, maybe I'd just verbally bitch slap them!

Green is green. I am wearing olive green today as well because I don't DO green in general, geez!

Posted by Hilly Sue on March 17, 2008 | Reply

A friend of mine was pinched so hard that it broke the skin...lead to a nasty infection. Kinda gross.

Posted by Mrs. K on March 17, 2008 | Reply

ACK! Again with the projectile vomit. Gee, aren't we lucky. :-P

I wore green, but most of my co-workers and the people I saw out and about did not do so. However I saw no pinching going on. And what's this about the wrong color green? Never heard such. I think she just wanted some passive-aggressive excuse to twist your nipple in a humiliating and painful fashion in a public place. Maybe she's a devotee of the Jr. High school theory of male/female relationships: the more physical pain you give the guys the more you show them that you "like-like" them. Or something.

Man, that was catty. Obviously I need to drink more green beer.

Posted by Caffeinated Librarian on March 17, 2008 | Reply

As an Irish man I heartily endorse you punching that moron. In fact, you should have punched her in the ovary. I own two of those shirts.

Happy Saint Patrick's to all stateside even though it's now 40 minutes after the fact as I'm writing this.

Posted by Anthony on March 17, 2008 | Reply

I love the green vomit...it rocks.

Posted by Lisa on March 17, 2008 | Reply

Happy St. Patty's Day, Dave. I'm with everyone else here. If someone pinched me I'd jackslap 'em upside the head. In a totally nonviolent way, of course.

Posted by Karl on March 17, 2008 | Reply

I don't know... as far as puke goes, I'm pretty sure green is the best sort.

Posted by Toryssa on March 17, 2008 | Reply

I got pinched too, not in the nipple, but somewhere just as harassment-like. Happy St. Patrick's anyhow!

Posted by CuriosityKiller on March 17, 2008 | Reply

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Posted by Robin on March 17, 2008 | Reply

I celebrated with a Guinness first thing in the morning...just after I got home from work.

Posted by The Chad on March 18, 2008 | Reply

I hate to be a bore, but St.Paddy's day was moved to Saturday 15th this year as the 17th falls in Holy Week... Just a little factet from the Catholics...

Posted by Dan on March 18, 2008 | Reply

This morning I can tell you with certainty.

Green beer is bad. Very bad.

And vodka and cranberry after green beer is worse.

And homemade margaritas after green beer and vodka and cranberries...

well, it's not pretty.

Posted by Miss Britt on March 18, 2008 | Reply

sounds like she just wanted to touch your nipples, dave.

Posted by mew on March 18, 2008 | Reply

The green vomit is the best when it's the projectile kind. SPLAT! Coolness...

Posted by Winter on March 18, 2008 | Reply

I once found a pile of rainbow-coloured puke. It took me several minutes before I finally realized that my dog had tried to eat a box of my kids' crayons...

Posted by Whitenoise on March 18, 2008 | Reply