Well, I guess it wasn't a totally wrecked day. I did get this nice badge from Hilly...
The rush to get everything done before leaving on a trip is always a source of great stress and anxiety. Right now I'm skating on the edge of sanity just trying to keep track of everything. At any moment something could come along and ruin my shit, but I try not to think about it.
And I have no idea what I'm going to pack in my suitcase.
So you can imagine how thrilled I was when a crippling migraine decided to strike after lunch...
Consider my shit officially ruined.
I'm fully expecting that I'll wake up tomorrow with a scorching case of flaming diarrhea farts.
How is it that I am this lucky?
Dude, for Scandinavia all you need is a warm hooded/water resistant jacket and some comfy non slip walking shoes.
Well, and stuff for covering the middle parts, I know how you feel about pants. Please bring pants. Please.
So totally psyched to finally meet you! Does this put me in Dave Circle 1? (Not the sex one, but the people who have touched you in person, like on the ARM or something.)
Sorry about the migraines. And I hope you don't have those farts. I'm assuming those would be more than just a minor inconvenience considering it looks like you're about to travel. Although the thought of flaming farts coming out of someone's ass that is waiting in line to go through a security checkpoint at the airport does make me smile a bit.
You are smokin' hot, as adorable as a muppet, and universally beloved. The other shoe has to drop sometime...
Posted by Mr. Fabulous on March 20, 2008 | Reply
Wish I got some smart-ass comments, but all I got is sympathy for ya.
Maybe you piss off some of the passengers with your diarrhea farts. It might brighten you day.
Have a safe trip!
Posted by CuriosityKiller on March 20, 2008 | Reply
Isn't "Diahhrea Farts" an oxymoron? You cannot fart when you have diahhrea. You can SHART, but you can't fart. At least I can't. If you'd like to read more about MY ass, and penis, click here.
Enjoy that migrane. : )
for schorching flaming diarrhea farts I suggest two things. Avoid Thai food and Charmin Diamond Weave Wipes at all cost. Trust me on this one, you'll thank me later. . .
Posted by jaketitus@live.com on March 20, 2008 | Reply
Migraines are a gift from the devil himself. I feel for ya. Ugh!
Posted by Kyra Sutra on March 20, 2008 | Reply
Dude, I get migraines and can testify to the bowl knotting pain that ensues. I take pills. As many as I need to get rid of the pain, which is not my usual med MO, but I make an exception for migraines.
As for your flammable swamp ass, Just keep moving and we'll hope no one connects you to them.
Posted by Tracy Lynn on March 20, 2008 | Reply
Flaming diarrhea farts. Dude, should you change your name to Cartman? :-)
Posted by Coal Miner's Granddaughter on March 20, 2008 | Reply
I have an awful feeling that I am getting one too. I can feel the tension in my shoulders and am seeing the swirly things I always see before I get one. I should go lie down in a quiet room, but since I have 4 kids running around that doesn't seem possible.
I hope you feel better quick!
I totally get the anxiety. I mean, you'll have to change your voice mail greeting, and we all know what a horror that is!
Posted by Postmodern Sass on March 20, 2008 | Reply
"Any adventure that renders you headless is scarcely an adventure at all."
- Unknown, 2008
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