i've been a registered voter for over 12 years now. Not one jury summons. Not one in my whole life. I'm almost a little depressed about it really. I mean, don't they want me? Don't they think I'm good enough? Sigh...

LOLOL I soooo needed a laugh. Dude when I was a Public Defender I had to struggle to get out of jury duty even though I would have loved to have been on one.

and I hope your penis measuring experiment goes well ;-)

Oh, I can imagine the rumors that are already circulating....

And, I can totally imagine the deer-in-headlights "This isn't what you think" moment!

Brilliant.

I don't suppose sending a picture of your private parts, alongside a ruler, to the the court could get you out of jury duty... just a thought.

Damn, dude, you must have done something wrong in a past life. I've only been summoned once - around 10 years ago - and after a day of wasted time, they didn't pick me. Service done.

maybe your giant penis is took up all the luck you'd ever get? no one can be THAT lucky to have a giant penis and avoid jury duty. come on!

;)

Lil Dave's butt cheeks are way cute in this illo. :D

I like getting jury summonses...summons'...err.. a jury summons in the mail. It gives me something to do while I'm unemployed. You want me to go and pretend I'm you? I'll totally do it. heh

At least you didn't try to explain and say that you were using the ruler as a reference for scale. Or that you were photographing parts.

Your unique world view (which you are kind enough to share with us daily :) shows us that you are kindly,easy going, non-judgmental, even handed... a lover of all humankind, generous of heart and charitable of soul, never one to unduly criticize your fellow man nor prone to explosive rants condemning people for minor social infractions....which is no doubt why they want you for more jury duty. ;)
Robyn
PS - You and bad monkey in the bathroom measuring 'stuff' may well be one of my favourite Davetoons ever!

Do you guys get compensated for jury service? I know that in England and Wales you get sent claim forms for loss of earnings if you have to take time off work and they usually re-imburse you.

Never done jury service myself but my Dad has. It was a colossal waste of time too, the defendant basically dug himself into a hole and changed his plea to guilty.

I hope when you were seen leaving the bathroom you had a smug grin on your face,and that it was a yard stick. As to the jury service, I have had that too. Two weeks of sitting around eating stale sandwiches and drinking weak coffee.

If anyone at your work wants to know how long your penis is, they can always just ask me.

Well at least you weren't sequestered for several weeks for the "Oh Shit Face" trial. I guess you could call that your silver lining. ;-)

Just send your penis to jury duty in your place.

ow am I supposed to get through the work day with your massive penis on my mind?!

Look at Lil Dave's little tooshie! How cute...that picture made my morning much better as I was sitting here contemplating the sure to be crap-fest day that lies ahead!

Me and my giant penis have only been summoned once in 18 years! Gulp, now I feel old ;).

I just got out of jury duty--I'm off for all of 2008! The key is to have more small children than you know what to do with, and no family in town to help you shuttle said children to and from preschool/kindergarten/dance lessons/etc.

Although I hate to give up the $9.00 a day...

And on a final black bean chipotle burger note, the garden burger website still has them listed--now I'm going to go hunt for them at my local stores.

Apricoco... Consider yourself very, very lucky. I've been summoned lots of times and been on two trials... "Law & Order" it ain't.

Turnbaby... Wait a second... being a public defender means you get out of jury duty? Why was I not told this on career day?

Adena... Yes. I was totally convincing, I'm sure.

Bogup... It just might... but probably not in the way you think.

Karl... Lucky bastard! Maybe I need to live in a bigger city?

Sizzle... Yes, but just look at all the money I've had to spend on penis enlargement drugs! That's lucky?

KG... But of course they don't call people who are unemployed... they call people who are so busy that they don't even have time for vacation.

Kaelb... Yes... there are always opportunities to make a bad situation worse. Usually I find them...

Robyn... Bad monkey always carries around a camera and a ruler. Don't ask me why. And especially don't ask me where he hides them in all the other cartoons he appears in.

Neil... Yes, there is compensation... if you can call it that. Compared to the money I lose by serving, I don't know that I can really call what you get "compensation" though.

Martin... Perhaps if I just explain that I automatically assume everybody is guilty and I intend to vote for hanging all defendants I'll be better off?

Mr. Fab... Yes, well, you're hardly a reliable witness, are you?

Kapgar... I honestly don't know that there is ever really a "silver lining" to jury duty. Just degrees of suckitude.

Avitable... Unfortunately, my penis insists I come along for the ride. Sometimes that's a good thing.

Bec... Try listening to the Macarena. Works for me.

Hilly-Sue... ONCE IN EIGHTEEN YEARS?!? YOU BITCH!! :-)

Meg... I see them on the site, but no store I've visited across Washington State has them. Could be they're just no longer distributed in the West. WAAAAAHHH!

Oh, sweetie. It's OK. Just admit that you were measuring the penis and you'll feel better about it! :-)

Oh, and? Jury duty? Been living in Georgia for 14 years now, never was called for jury duty. Have my 3rd kid, was a nursing mom, got called. You have to admit, they have "wonderful" timing.

Why is it again that you did not use the "n" word, spew vile bigotry, and tell the world what a fanatical christian you were during voir dire?

That's what I do.

Maybe the judicial system knows of your level headed and non-biased personality and that is why they continually call on you to uphold our nation's laws. :)

Either that or they're hoping you'll just go all vigilante from the jury box and dispense justice Dave style. You have to admit, it would save everyone a lot of time.

I think the trick is to get yourself on a gov't watch list.

That's always worked for me.

I do my best to get "interviewed" as quickly as possible and answer ANY question with, "If the preponderance of evidence indicates...". One attorney or the other will object immediately and ask for a sidebar. See, if they left me finish that statement, I've polluted the entire jury pool, 'cuz trials aren't BASED on preponderance of evidence. Haven't served on a jury yet.

Lil' Dave is shorter than I thought... or that urinal is huge!

I've been called for jury duty a few times, but only had to show up (and then get dismissed) twice I think. Moving quite a bit helps. LA once sent me a summons 3 or 4 years after I'd left. It's a testament to the post office that the letter even found me since I'd gone through 3-4 address changes in that time.

Dude, it is so UNFAIR. I NEVER get called for jury duty, not once in my ENTIRE life. I'm starting to think it's deliberate, like my name pops up and both sides are like, "Oh, not her, that bitch is CRAZY."

Bastards.

I received a summons for jury duty in the mail today too! My 3rd in 12 years. On the plus side, nobody in the meeting witnessed me pulling out an extra sock which I found stuck inside the sleeve of my shirt at 3:45 p.m. My co-workers either think I'm deformed or never ever look at me.

What if the case that came up for trial had to do with prosecuting a penis-enlargement pill spammer? You could probably get out of jury duty due to your bias against the defendant, and you could use this post as proof.

Marry me! Come to Australia!

My last jury duty lasted an entire afternoon, but I still got to keep the full twenty bucks.

Well, as expected, I see that this post brought in the comments. Nice ass, is all I've got to say. The dimples are priceless. And it reminds me of my recent post on measuring my penis with friends in a travel trailer when we were kids. I'm sure you remember that Jesus doesn't want us to be doing that.

Awwwww...come on now admit it, that's really what you were doing in the bathroom. ha. Cute cartoon of you!
I have never done jury duty....truth be told. Oh yes, got called but was out of the country once and the other time I had to take care of my child and would cost me too much in daycare. I will do my duty sometime. They will find me I'm sure.

Oh that Lil Dave bottom is just too cute for words! I'm just itching to pinch it! Does that make me weird?

Dude got one today too...ha ha ha ha. Oh, I'm sorry, it's not funny. How come I keep getting called for jury duty, my number never comes up and I want to go?

Well - your monkey's already got the tools in hand, send him in for jury! I'm sure he'll make everything O.K. LOL (too bad about jury duty, guy, esp because the case sounds ridiculous)

Dave, I'm laughing at you with a ruler in the bathroom. This is wrong on sooo many different levels.
As for being summoned to be on the jury of any court, don't you get paid for it? Where's the problem?