Oh this could be bad, very, very bad. What if you had an urge to gamble that was so strong it left you so poor you couldn't buy chocolate pudding? That would be tragic! Then you'd be a sexually frustrated pudding-fetishist (I don't know if that is a word, but go with me on this one) living on the streets selling your body for money. Not to buy crack, but pudding. Then we'd all read about you on CNN's Oddly Enough. And, because you'd be in jail for prostitution we couldn't have DaveToons!

Resist the Requip. For all our sakes.

I know why you laughed. Because it's funny. It made me laugh out loud.

(it's safe).

I knew someone who self-diagnosed as having restless legs syndrome, but after being seen by a healthcare professional it was eventually found that she had a trapped nerve in one of her legs. You may want to get yourself checked out, especially if you fly a lot.

(Not trying to scare you, or anything...)

I'm afraid your brain must be short-circuiting the signals to your legs because it's exhausted from over work. Seriously, you need to take a week off and just rest at home, do fun stuff, and eat lots of pudding. You're burning the candle at both ends my friend, and your body is rebelling.

It's not a side effect! It's a feature! Expect a thriving blackmarket in these little pills.

I guess the side effects all depend on whether or not Bad Monkey is involved. ;)

We are having rain and tornadoes in IL. What is the deal with that? This weather is really freaking me out. I am worried it will eventually freeze and everything will be all iced over like it is there. I hope you don't get that 2'-0" of snow today!

(wow, can you tell I am an architect by the way I wrote "two feet"? ha ha)

sounds kinky.

Today, I decided to delurk! Your trucker story was hilarious - thanks for the laugh. I, too, have self-diagnosed myself with RLS. It's very inconsistent, but I toss and turn when my legs tingle and show a general likeness to being on fire. Taking Aleve on those days seems to help some. So, unless you're looking for an excuse to increase your sexual appetite, maybe you can try an over the counter remedy first?! Good luck with that!

"Head on! Apply directly to the forehead!"

I may be misquoting that...

And here I thought you *already* had combined your pudding fetish with your sex crazed behavior....silly me ;).

Dude, if you ask me to bleach your anus, I'll do it, but only for a price.

Chocolate pudding? Are you sure you want to go with that? I can think of numerous, far superior, fetishes. And now we're self-diagnosing? That should cause all of us a moment of pause.

Hmm...

Well, all that would happen would be that EVENTUALLY all the cocktail waitresses in Vegas would avoid you like the plague, and you'd constantly hear muttered whispers about "Donkies..." and "Giant Cucumbers" behind your back...but, you'd be too busy playing blackjack to really notice, or care.

And hey! Your legs would feel great!

For some reason the idea of you working Washington at an actual office seems strange to me.

Well. If you were a sex-crazed gambling addict, at least you'd have no shortage of escapades to blog about.

There are drugs that make you want to gamble? Now that just sounds funny.

OMG, I didn't know you were in Cashmere! Please, please, please send me some fresh Applets and Cotlets!! The stuff we get here is stale! I grew up in Wenatchee and was there over Thanksgiving!!

Alex and I have heard that drug warning on the commercial, and to us, it translates as, "If you are bipolar or are genetically predisposed to bipolar disorder, taking this drug could very well trigger full-blown manic episodes."

There are several medications and physiological conditions (like hormonal changes) that can trigger mania and the onset of bipolar disorder--Jane Pauley, now diagnosed as bipolar, had her first manic episode at the age of 54, following a course of steroids.

I don't even have RLS, but that sounds like a kinda fun drug to try anyway. :)

Chocolate pudding and sex? Sign me up!

I'm with Vahid. You need to start this medication purely for the amusement of your reading audience. And remember when you find yourself in Vegas, there's no sex in the champagne room.

   
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