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Entry Archive: January 4, 2008

Jellybean

Dave!Now that I'm back in the office, I'm opening up all the lovely holiday business gifts that companies sent to me while I was traveling. They're all pretty great, and some of them are remarkable in their extravagance, but one of the gifts has captured my heart...

A jar of gourmet jellybeans.

I love jellybeans, and having a big jar of them sitting on my desk is a real treat. Even if I end up going into a sugar coma because I am addicted to eating them one after the other.

The problem is that I don't like mixing the flavors, so half of my time is spent picking out the same color beans to eat. It makes me wish that there was somebody you could hire to come organize all your jellybeans and toss out all the flavors you don't like (for me that would be coffee and licorice)...

Professional Jellybean Sorter

And now I'm off to wash clothes because there's not a clean pair of underwear left in the house.

Though I suppose there's nothing wrong with going commando on the weekend.

Category Tracker: DaveToons 2008
   

Comments

I'm with you on needing a jellybean sorter. I love all the red flavors and it's running joke in our house about how the jar of jellybeans has absolutely zero red ones in it because I pick them all out. I can leave every other color alone just give me the reds!

Posted by Lora on January 04, 2008

   

oooh.... i love the coffee & black licorice ones! you can save them for me!!!

Posted by Tori on January 04, 2008

   

I love love going to Meijer here, because they have a huge JellyBelly thingee w/each individual flavor in its own huge chute....so you can buy in bulk the kinds you like. Yum, buttered popcorn...

Posted by lexi on January 04, 2008

   

What are you talking about? I go commando all the time. It's not just for weekends anymore.

:-)

Posted by The Absurdist on January 04, 2008

   

Kind of like an official taster. I like that.

Posted by Dagny on January 04, 2008

   

Yum! I will happily take those licorice ones off your hands for ya. And any spare cream soda ones you don't want :)

Posted by Elizabeth on January 04, 2008

   

Feel free to save the coffee and licorice ones for me. I'll even send postage for them.

PS: Do you ever get the chance to be home for more than a week at a stretch? Someone should really invent disposable clothes so that you can just throw them away instead of coming home with a suitcase full of dirty clothes. Or at the very least, disposable underwear...

Posted by Mrs RW on January 04, 2008

   

You don't like coffee jellybeans?! Sacrilege!

Posted by Caffeinated Librarian on January 04, 2008

   

A bunch of guys on Aussie radio decided to eat one of every Jelly Belly to see which was the dominant flavour.

... and honestly, I'm interested, are you daring enough to do the same? I have a hunch it would be cinnamon.

Posted by Eileen Dover on January 04, 2008

   

Thanks for mentioning jellybeans when it's raining here and I'm in for the night. I curse you and the licorice jellybeans that you're so callously throwing away.

Posted by Suzy on January 04, 2008

   

going commando! You are such an Italian at times :-)

Posted by Göran on January 04, 2008

   

Send the licorice ones to me!! mmmmm!

Posted by Adena on January 04, 2008

   

"Anybody got anymore jellybeans?"

Erm, I mean..I like red ones, lime ones and chocolate ones ;).

Posted by Hilly on January 04, 2008

   

I don't like the coffee and licorice jelly beans either. However, I do enjoy commando.

Posted by Geeky Tai-Tai on January 04, 2008

   

Commando Jelly Bean Weekend... starring Dave and Bad Monkey.

Are they true JellyBellys or just another brand of gourmet jelly beans?

Posted by ChillyWilly on January 04, 2008

   

You have got to love clients that send Jellybeans.

Someone should make a machine like a coinstar that sorts Jellies. Jellystar. It's the wave of the Jellybean future.

You heard it hear first.

Posted by Mad William on January 04, 2008

   

Looks to me like you just caught Bad Monkey - on film - getting into your jellybeans! Bad Monkey!

Unless you're sharing.

Which I imagine you would. :)

Posted by Baak on January 04, 2008

   

Ah! Finally an anal retentive jelly bean connoisseur after my own heart. Mixing colours (and thereby flavours) is for the plebs :)

Robyn

Posted by borysSNORC on January 05, 2008

   

Can't you have that written into your contract? Remember Van Halen having the brown M & M's out of their bowls backstage? It can be done.

Posted by Michelle on January 05, 2008

   

Eww! Coffee Licorice!

At my local H.E.B. they have a gourmet jellybean endcap with 20+ flavors, but they're all separated for you. So you just get a bag and pick the colors you LIKE. Then pay by the pound.

How sweet is that?

Posted by Wayne on January 05, 2008

   

what are your favorite jelly bean flavors?

Posted by mew on January 05, 2008

   

I used to go commando all the time, but there's nothing like being somewhere relatively important with a pee spot on your pants. :)

Posted by ajooja on January 05, 2008

   

I just love the Bad Monkey cartoon...he looks so cute with his organized piles of jelly beans.

I've never met a flavor of JBs I didn't like.

Posted by Lisa on January 05, 2008

   

Jelly belly jelly beans are my absolute favourite candy ever. I think I'd even chose them over chocolate. Which is saying a lot. What an awesome gift!

Posted by suze on January 05, 2008

   

Yep, I sort 'em too but often get the similar colors into the wrong pile. Ain't it horrible when ya bite into a red one thinking it's cherry, then finding out it is fire hot pepper? Note to self: always sort in ample light area...

Posted by bogup on January 05, 2008

   

I don't like the black ones but I like the red ones. :-)

Posted by Laurence on January 05, 2008

   

I have given up underwear in 2008. Skanky? Probably. Oh well.

Posted by Atomic Bombshell on January 07, 2008

   

Flavored jellybeans are awesome. I love the buttered popcorn ones especially.

Posted by Avitable on January 07, 2008

   

I used to love to separate them out until I got heavily into the recipes...

Posted by Bec on January 07, 2008

   

   

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