The dumbasses are equally aggravating on dry pavement. They're the ones behind the wheel eating ice cream sandwiches A N D texting.
(in my humble opinion.)

Nice how well your album worked out.

Isn't that how it always works with printers? Same has been happening to me at work for years.

You should publish "How to Do Memes For Dumbasses" because I've been seeing this one all over the place and your directions are the first to make sense to me. I thought I was pretty intelligent but when you don't understand a meme? That's all I have to say about that.

I'm not sure what to say about "Barium Swallows...Sometimes It's About Letting Go". I drank 24 barium shakes last year.

Good luck driving around the dumbasses.

HUCKLEBERRY, you mean? I do like Fuckabee much better. I've always said, "It can get a lot worse." Nobody's believed me. Wish I were going on your next travel adventure with you!

Most of the bands and albums that come up from that meme are totally believable as an indie group.

Every bullet was brilliant! I'd like copies of your book to pass around Columbus, OH, please. Do you have a version for 'light mist OMFG the road is wet'?

I've got a passport and I'm ready for adventure. So if you want someone to go with you, I'm in! Bring bad monkey too! =)

One thing I don't miss about being in cooler territory is the a-holes trying to drive in icy conditions. It's bad enough when idiots drive in the rain, let alone having snow and ice on the roads.

You'd think it'd be simple. S-L-O-W-D-O-W-N-!

But noooooooooooo. Morons drive as if there's absolutely nothing different about the roads. "If my engine starts, I can drive!"

I've always wanted to be an adventurer and more of a traveler as well. I've thought about saving up money enough to go somewhere else, live and work there for awhile, then move on and do the same, over and over again. Of course, that conflicts with my desire to love and be loved because no man in his right mind wants to live my in my dream of a gypsy lifestyle :).

Down here in the Deep South, all it takes is the THREAT of snow for people to drive like dumbasses. Check that. All it takes is the threat of any kind of weather. We had a light sleet here Thursday and I passed four separate accidents on my way home.

i stay home when the weather is crappy. black ice? lots of snow? yeah, someone else better drive. it freaks me out!

so see, i'm doing my part for humankind. ;)

INK!? Somehow, I imagined DS2 - Mr. Graphic Artist Extraordinare to be a laser printer kinda guy. Then again, you could've just been speaking generically, so that, we common folk might better understand the aspects of the charmed life you lead ;-)

I vote for making Australia a priority; it's amazing.

A high-end ink-jet printer has far better color saturation and fidelity than a laser printer. Color lasers print pretty crappy, overall, and I don't use them on things that have to look good. :-)

Fuckabee! Haw haw haw! Giggle! ROFLMAO!

Teeheeheee...Oh GOD that's good. Oh dear, I have to pee now.

Though I'm sure the ignorant fucktard is the perfect candidate if you believe all the same wacky shit he does. I have some friends who just loves the guy... and I try not to judge them too harshly because of it. :-)

Adventuring sounds fun, but there's always the traveling and living to tell about it thing. Have you seen "Touristas"?! I got a travel IQ game on my blog you might kick some ass at. Go play. ;o)

I call him Hickabee. Much more descriptive and easier to use on blogs with dirty word filters.

Never been south of the equator either.

I'm really tired of doom too :(

I hope you do get to travel more, just because I am selfish and want to read about it here.

(And Dave, no credit to Kahn for the beautiful Salk Institute on your album? ;) )

You'd probably ace that Traveler IQ test I blogged about, given how many places you've been. Plus, I hear you're pretty good with a mouse!

This is one meme I actually found interesting. I don't have any photoshop-type app loaded on this laptop, but I will share the ironic band "name" and "title", both of which I think are funny:

Band: Labyrinth of Reflections
Title of Album: "You Must Undergo It"

The random flickr pic was one of a desolate forest-y tree view.

Weird.

Oh, and Hi Dave2! It's been a while!

I totally had to got for the album cover thing (see link).

The Salk Institute sits atop the cliff at Black's Beach in LaJolla. Since Black's is my favorite place on earth, I totally dig your album. Rock on!!!