Holy crap, Dave. Having seen you in person, I cannot believe you slept at all in that tiny tub. You poor, miserable bastard.

:-(

Can't even imagine sleeping in a bathtub.

Hope you get some sleep tonight.

You need a teddy bear

Ooooh, sleep well this night !

Bathtubs are only for sleeping in when you are drunk and staying at a friend's house who already has 90 people sleeping on the floor. You do kinda have to review this hotel with a picture of your new 'bed' room... Sleep well tonight, dream of destroying hotels... and highways...

Oh my god, that looks like quite the place to sleep....and, believe me, I'VE SLEPT IN QUITE A FEW NOT SO PRETTY PLACES (but, thankfully, with some pretty people.!!). I absolutely hate a noisy hotel room.....I think I'm getting old.

My word! I'm sorry you had to suffer through that way - that couldn't have been a good thing! Did you let the folks at the desk know?

Horrendous post. Hilarious post! Just discovered you via View from the Cloud. From my quick walk-through, looks like I've found another blog I can sink my teeth into.

dude: foam ear plugs (Trust the airline pilot)

What is the opposite of sleeping on a Tempurpedic mattress? Sleeping in a bathtub.
Yech. That is terrible.
I hope you negotiated a week's stay at a Maui hotel to partially compensate for what happened.

Holy crapper, you are one tall dude to be sleeping in a bathtub. I think that would have pushed me over the edge! REALLY sorry that happened!

Dave2, you're in good company. I once lived with Zack the crazy border collie who hid in the bath tub during thunderstorms. He also chewed through furnace ductwork, thus earning him the name Zack Kevorkian for awhile.

Long time lurker, first time to comment: You had me at "I Shit you not!"
I do hope you got a better nights sleep and the long-work day isn't all bad.

Cannot imagine having to barricade myself in a bathroom just to get away from noise. I'm usually pretty good about sleeping wherever and whenever: during thunderstorms, music playing, people talking, etc. The one thing I cannot stand is noise, as in, anything not happening with some kind of flowing melody to it. Happened last week, my roommate was playing a game. Had to ask him to turn the sound off.

Luckily I can sleep virtually anywhere, no matter what noise there is (even with the window open right to the main road and not waking up in the rush hour…). Yet, other people seem to be more sensitive. At least for the benefit of those people it might be worth naming the hotel in question.

(And as long as your report is truthful, I'd find it hard to see this as a vendetta against the place. Just an honest review.)

Why didn't you just lie on the bathroom floor? Or would you fall out :)

Oye, sounds like this trip is the trip from hell thus far and did you last post say you are in Pennsylvania? I hope it's near Pittsburgh then because I'm closer to Philadelphia. The other side of the state has to be nosier.

Stay sane and get some rest.

What hotel and where so none of us stay there?

Somewhere... there is a joke in here... struggling... working... somewhere. Dammit...

Unless you are 4 foot tall, I can't imagine that tub being in any way comfortable. My sympathies.

nobody puts mah davey-joe in the corner bathtub!!!

Where did you put your arms and legs??

I usually demand another room, AWAY from the traffic.

I once slept in a closet for a similar reason. I feel your pain (although you're taller than me, I'm guessing...so probably not completely...)

I've never voluntarily slept in a bathtub, but I've woken up in one filled with ice, with stitches in my side, and a note that said "Go to a doctor or you will die."

New reader! Yeah, I had to sleep in the bathtub of a hotel room once. I was sharing a room with my parents and my dad would shake the roof with his snoring. OMG, that was the most uncomfortable night of my life. But, I'm just 5'6". Sorry for your discomfort.