You must be Hungary.
So here I am in Spokane.
I'm assuming that I drove here, because when I look out my hotel-room window I see my car out there... but I have no recollection of the trip. The 3-hour drive is so mind-numbingly dull that I've apparently wiped it from my memory. Either that, or I was abducted by aliens along the way, and they were nice enough to transport my car here before giving me an anal probe and wiping my brain (or is that giving me a brain probe and wiping my ass? I dunno).
All I do know is that I am so tired now that catching up on blog reading tonight is out of the question...
Thank you Google Maps!
The last thing I remember before mysteriously appearing in Spokane is working on my travel schedule. The funny thing is that I now know where I will be in December and January, but haven't a clue of what's going on until then. For all I know, I'm going to Budapest on Friday.
Actually, that would be kind of cool... I've always wanted to go to Budapest.
Spokane huh? Stop by the bar, if you have time, and I'll make you the Jager bomb (although we call them Bullblasters here) of your dreams. Maybe it'll wipe your brain for the drive home ;)
Posted by Kimberly on September 25, 2007 | Reply
Dave, I just HAD TO take a minute out this morning and tell you how much I love you!!! Yours is one of the first blogs I read every day and it never fails to 1) impress me, 2) make me laugh, 3) wish I could be you, 4) wish I could write a blog instead of just read them, 5) make me want to meet you in person some day! Thank you so much for taking the time and capturing your experiences on your blog for all of us to read. They say that a human body can be worth up to $45 million! But I think you're priceless!!
Posted by Lynn on September 25, 2007 | Reply
I've driven that boring-ass I-90 drive before. It's even worse when you go further south to Tri Cities and passing near Moses Lake.
It's hard to image that Washington State... with trees and all that close to Spokane turns into a barren desert once you get past Medical Lake.
Posted by ChillyWilly on September 25, 2007 | Reply
That always freaks me out the way your brain just dumps unimportant info like that.
Of course, I never assume it's alien anal probing. But then, I know my Anti Anal Sign can be seen from space.
Posted by Miss Britt on September 25, 2007 | Reply
Dave, I've heard that aliens have learned all they need to know from anal probes. They're SO 20th century! Just thought you might be relieved to know that.
Posted by StephanieP on September 25, 2007 | Reply
God, I remember that feeling. I pretty much don't drive at all anymore, aside from renting cars when I travel for work a few times/month -- but I totally recall thinking, when I used to drive a lot, "I don't remember getting home." Amazing what you can do on autopilot.
Just checked and there are no direct flights between Spokane and Budapest. Sorry.
Posted by bogup on September 25, 2007 | Reply
Ok, the first comment is predictable, but funny.
If you end up in Budapest on Friday, I'll never speak to you again! Ok, I will. But you'd better post every single detail. *Jealous*
Posted by Long Story Longer on September 25, 2007 | Reply
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