This is completely awesome...the most awesome rap evah!

Bitch Got Three Spaces

priceless, absolutely priceless!
I'm laughin' out loud here!!!

where is the video that goes with it. now THAT i need to see.

good work Dave!

word

Thank you for that much needed laugh today!

Nicely done.

Very very nicely done.

Great job!

You do realize that I just can't let this go.... I mean, if you don't want me to comment, STOP GIVING ME ALL OF 'DA FODDER:
*Slidin' my hand to my piece
*Needin' to get in my licks
*Wantin' creamy destruction
I've gotta stop now. This is just too much.
Damn bitch ho. I'd have slapped the livin' shit outta da' mini-van in her.

Do we get to hear it in person this Saturday?

Can't wait to see the Flash video of Dave and Monkey mixin' it up with the Three Spaces Bitch.

You got talent, man.

Thanks everybody.

Sigh. Lil' Dave doesn't look quite gangsta enough though. Maybe if I added some bling...

Give Lil Dave a wife beater! ;)

Seriously awesome....Snoop Davey Dave!

Very nice. Thanks for the laugh.

I was going to ask you what the melody was, but then, *duh* there is no melody to gangsta rap.

Um. Wow.

ROFLMAO!!

Wow - that definitely made my day! :D

I would sooo buy your CD....

This is why you are the wind beneath my wings. You should totally submit that photo to Youparklikeanasshole.com.

Bling does not the gangster make.

Old English lettering on his tat and his gun make Lil' Dave plenty gangsta. I imagine this is all Bad Monkey's influence.

Fecking brilliant lol

You shoulda pulled up closer so she saw you taking pictures, yo.

So do you get to call him "Fiddy"? Do you roll like dat?

You are such a gangsta!

Good stuff, PLUS, I love Culver's! Can't beat a butter burger!

LMAO, You can only hope she reads your blog. ;)

Genius!!!

Great song fo` a white boi n a monkey!

That's some serious attitude you got goin' there, Dave. I can see how she drove you to it, though.

My favorite bit was "creamy destruction." Hilly got it right -- Snoop Davey Dave. I was trying to morph Ice T into something similar, but Ice Cream D doesn't have the same rhythm.

Have mercy. The woman is driving a MINIVAN for heaven's sake. Maybe she's in there contemplating suicide.

You're a genius, Dave! But you knew that.
Thanks for the giggles.

I'm mildly disturbed by the mental image of you rapping. Lil' Dave and Monkey, however, are totally gangsta, and if they don't make it on a shirt, spoons may very well be flung.

I think we need you to record this and sell it on iTunes genau!

People who park like that should have all
their tires shot. And not with a camera.

Great job with the song!

Lil' Dave needs an updated arsenal. Revolvers, really?

Sorry, I'll cut the snark since my rendition would look like poop on a popsicle stick.

Whatever restraint you mustered to not side swipe that ho's mini-van...I salute thee.

Man, you have got mad skillz!

Haha i like this new style of rant! Good stuff =D

I love this song!

Funny! Just ram her with your car. ha, if only. I wanted to do that to an a*shole driver the other day. Yeah, I think I could get my kicks from demolition derby.