This is completely awesome...the most awesome rap evah!
And so it goes...
Bitch Got Three Spaces
Lyrics and Music by Blogography Gangsta.
Sung by Blogography Gangsta (featuring Snoop Dogg, G-Unit and 50 Cent).
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Eatin' out at The Hut,
Getin' my pizza and sticks.
Jonesin' for a frozen custard,
Needin' to get in my licks.
Rollin' over to Culver's,
Dodgin' road construction.
Speedin' down the Sixty,
Wantin' creamy destruction.
Cruisin' through the drive-thru,
Handin' over four-nineteen.
Roundin' the corner with my sundae,
Diggin' the parking lot scene.
Frakin' van parked sideways,
Takin' up three whole spaces.
Talkin' on her cell phone,
Hogin' all the shady places.
You ain't even a customer, bitch!
Gotta be movin' your shit, bitch!
Get the =beep= out my face, bitch!
Else I pop a cap in your ass, bitch!
Because I roll like dat.
Because I smoke em' like dat.
Parkin' in the sunshine,
Soakin' up the heat.
Scarfin' up my custard,
Meltin' on the seat.
Lookin' over at the talker,
Lackin' any kind of class.
Dreamin' of my vengeance,
Beatin' on her cracker ass.
Creepin' past the stupid ho,
Slidin' my hand to my piece.
Raisin' up my mini Canon,
Snappin' the shutter release.
Laughin' my ass off as I pass,
Thankin' digital photography.
Makin' yo inconsiderate ass famous,
Postin' dis shit on Blogography.
You ain't even a customer, bitch!
Gotta be movin' your shit, bitch!
Get the =beep= out my face, bitch!
Else I pop a cap in your ass, bitch!
Because I roll like dat.
Because I smoke em' like dat.
Because I roll like dat.
Because I smoke em' like dat.
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— All lyrics copyright ©2007 by Blogography.
Technorati Tags: DaveToons, Stupid Bitches, Travel
Bitch Got Three Spaces
priceless, absolutely priceless!
I'm laughin' out loud here!!!
Posted by bogup on August 21, 2007 | Reply
You do realize that I just can't let this go.... I mean, if you don't want me to comment, STOP GIVING ME ALL OF 'DA FODDER:
*Slidin' my hand to my piece
*Needin' to get in my licks
*Wantin' creamy destruction
I've gotta stop now. This is just too much.
Damn bitch ho. I'd have slapped the livin' shit outta da' mini-van in her.
Can't wait to see the Flash video of Dave and Monkey mixin' it up with the Three Spaces Bitch.
You got talent, man.
Posted by ChillyWilly on August 21, 2007 | Reply
This is why you are the wind beneath my wings. You should totally submit that photo to Youparklikeanasshole.com.
Posted by HolyGirl427 on August 21, 2007 | Reply
That's some serious attitude you got goin' there, Dave. I can see how she drove you to it, though.
My favorite bit was "creamy destruction." Hilly got it right -- Snoop Davey Dave. I was trying to morph Ice T into something similar, but Ice Cream D doesn't have the same rhythm.
Have mercy. The woman is driving a MINIVAN for heaven's sake. Maybe she's in there contemplating suicide.
Posted by Atomic Bombshell on August 22, 2007 | Reply
I'm mildly disturbed by the mental image of you rapping. Lil' Dave and Monkey, however, are totally gangsta, and if they don't make it on a shirt, spoons may very well be flung.
Posted by Tracy Lynn on August 22, 2007 | Reply
People who park like that should have all
their tires shot. And not with a camera.
Great job with the song!
Posted by Jill on August 22, 2007 | Reply
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