See?? Where were YOU when she tried the defense of "Don't put me in jail, because I'm beautiful, and I save people from the boring existence of their everyday lives"??

You could've SAVED her, Dave!!

My friend Allan made the vid that has had 4 million hits in a week. The most downloaded vid in the world, according to youtube stats. This is why I love comedians.

My life has felt incomplete since she went into the slammer.
I've actually had to obsess about a different celebrity. Have you SEEN Posh lately? OMFG!
It's been horrible, switching my obsession, and I feel very unfaithful.

Ok, this post seriously freaks me out. I feel similar to how I felt as a child watching Nightmare on Elm Street for the first time.

Dude, the stock in your endorsements is plummeting.

It's like Anna Nicole. Just because she's dead, do we all have to die too?

Maybe they'll launch a spinoff called 'The Prison Life'. Or 'The Prison Wife'.

Did I miss something? I don't recall Jacko ever being jailed!

In all seriousness, at least I know could always whip out my crazy card and swap it for a 'get out of jail free' one!

Ooh, this post was hot.

Sometimes you scare me.

I think you should stop staying up quite so late at night.....maybe a little more sleep? Better food (Reese's isn't going to cut it.....although served between two graham crackers with marshmallow sounds pretty good). You're worrying me. Nice boobs, though.

Heard on Larry king, from an allie of the family, there's some crazed guy screaming her name in the cells constantly and it's drivin her bonkers. Poor Paris, the prize of fame these days. : )

At this point in time I think Ms. Hilton could probably use some sympathy sex and a cookie. But then, I've never spent any time in the LA jail.

Umm... I'm at a loss for words.

Nice post. It's never a good thing when anyone is sent to jail. Only the rare few know what it's like to have Paris Hilton-like fame. M. Jackson knows it (at the height of his fame he was the second most recognized person in the world, second only to the Pope). Elvis had it. Anna Nicole Smith had it. Fame can be a bitch. It's just too bad Hilton asked for it.