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Entry Archive: May 31, 2007

Blahhhhg!

Dave!Do you ever have those days when the last thing on earth you want to do is write in your blog?

That's me today. Well, maybe it's not the last thing... I mean, I'd rather write in my blog than be kicked in the balls, for example. But it's definitely on my list of things I don't want to do today.

Not that I actually have such a list but, if I did, it would probably look like this...

THINGS I DON'T WANT TO DO TODAY...

  1. Read a book by Ann Coulter.
  2. Watch The 700 Club.
  3. Die.
  4. Get kicked in the balls.
  5. Be trapped in an elevator playing Kenny G.
  6. Have diarrhea.
  7. Listen to politicians.
  8. Eat a salad.
  9. Argue.
  10. Be called for jury duty.
  11. Use a Windows PC.
  12. Go jogging.
  13. Talk to my lawyer.
  14. Pay bills.
  15. Think of something I don't want to do for #15 on my list of Things I Don't Want To Do Today.
  16. Smell cooked cauliflower.
  17. Read email.
  18. Go shopping.
  19. Scrub the toilet.
  20. Write in my blog.

Yeah. That pretty much sums it up. Hopefully I will feel different tomorrow, otherwise I'll end up having to post naked pictures or something...

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Oh great... now we'll have to read a dozen women going SQUEEE at the thought of naked pictures of Dave. Oh swell!

Posted by RW on May 31, 2007

   

SQUEEEEEEEEEE! Have a Blahhhg Day tomorrow, Dave!

(Sorry RW...just couldn't help myself.)

Posted by birdie2u on May 31, 2007

   

SQUEE!

I'm totally kidding, RW. I was never going to squee. I'm actually more concerned with the fact that I am eating a salad, using my Windows PC, and reading email...all of this after having gone shopping and having cleaned my toilet.

Hrm, I have Dave's blah day!

Posted by Hilly on May 31, 2007

   

i hate cooked cauliflower. actually, i hate all cauliflower.

Posted by t.l. on May 31, 2007

   

Hmm see, I KNEW there was an ulterior motive to visiting my blog today! ;) And it wasn't the cocoa krispies!

(going SQUEEE?)

Posted by Kyra on May 31, 2007

   

Yeah, I'd still rather be you, instead of the girl with a court order restricting her from writing anything interesting until after her divorce is final.

Posted by Atomic Bombshell on May 31, 2007

   

um, just so you know, i'm going to totally steal this idea for my blog... soon...

Posted by Lara on May 31, 2007

   

SQUEEE!

Posted by Avitable on May 31, 2007

   

Why is it everybody is assuming the naked pictures would be of ME?

Posted by Dave2 on May 31, 2007

   

More SQUEEE and a side of I know what you mean.

Posted by Bec on May 31, 2007

   

SQUEEE!

Posted by Nancycle on May 31, 2007

   

Naked pictures? Just because you can't find out something else to post on? Hum. And, besides, I can't believe this is your inclusive list of things you don't want to do today. What's wrong with Ann Coulter kicking you in the nuts when you're bent over cleaning the toilet?

Posted by Lewis on May 31, 2007

   

I didn't really want to write a response to this one, but here I am doing it anyway. Then again, responding to a Dave blog post is not on my "unfav" list.
Oh, and I had cooked cauliflower yesterday.
Peeeeeeuuuuuuwwww -- it stunk up the kitchen.

Posted by bogup on May 31, 2007

   

wow. i've never wished before that someone wouldn't write in their blog.

Posted by bluepaintred on May 31, 2007

   

SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I don't like being left out. Though, I totally think you should do it.)

:D

Posted by stephanie on May 31, 2007

   

...but Dave didn't say they would be naked pictures of *him*. What if they are naked pictures of the old people at Denny's? Ewwwwww.

Posted by Jill on May 31, 2007

   

Ann Coulter thinks about dead people when she's making love.

Posted by Shimmy on May 31, 2007

   

Uuuuuuhhhh! I'm telliiiin'! RW started it! It would never have occurred to me to "Squeeee" otherwise-- honest!

Posted by birdie2u on May 31, 2007

   

Holy crap, that's hilarious. I just found you through the C-trix, and I can tell right away why you two get along so well!

Hilarious. Freakin' hilarious.

BTW, I'll take #8, but the rest I'd be happy to do without.

Posted by Adam Kayce : Monk At Work on May 31, 2007

   

Is this list in order? I like that reading Coulter and watching the 700 club beat out dying.

Well I assumed the nudes would be of you. It will be disappointing if they aren't.

Posted by PocketCT on May 31, 2007

   

Well, for today anyway, yes... I would rather die than read a book by Ann Coulter or to watch the 700 Club...

Posted by Dave2 on May 31, 2007

   

I don't have a lawyer. I can't get called in for jury duty. I don't have balls. I'm too young to die (I wish). I don't have bills to pay. And, nobody ever sends me e-mail.

(BTW, does anyone ever really listen to politicians?)

Posted by thethinker on May 31, 2007

   

So, on the list, does the ordinal arrangement indicate anything? i.e. is the top thing on the list the least thing you want to do, or does the higher number indicate more of a desire to not do that thing?

I'm confused.

Posted by Dan on May 31, 2007

   

Um...Squee?

Posted by adena on May 31, 2007

   

Maybe everyone's hoping for the naked pictures to be of you, not assuming. Wishful thinking?

Posted by Amanda on May 31, 2007

   

I don't have balls to be kicked in, but having had jury duty a ridiculous number of times, I can imagine the torture

Posted by Bre on May 31, 2007

   

I would join the Squeee! club... but I'd rather go Wheee!!

I need to be unique.

Posted by NYC Watchdog on June 01, 2007

   

I like when you don't want to blog ! Paradoxe... :-D

Well, I don't say SQUEEE because I don't know exactely what it means... (I understand with deduction)... But if you find a picture of Dr House naked, I want to see that ! :-p

Posted by Laurence on June 01, 2007

   

Residual effects of eating canned spaghetti with corn flakes for breakfast.... *shudder*

Posted by ~jtm on June 01, 2007

   

Squee!
Just my feeble attempt to keep Dave from posting naked pictures of himself. If, that is, it was actually under consideration. Otherwise, nevermind.

Posted by Rick on June 01, 2007

   

Nice going RW, now look what you've started.

Posted by Jeff on June 01, 2007

   

So . . . the naked pictures are gonna be of you, right? I mean, you didn't say flat out they wouldn't be so . . . see you tomorrow!!
:-)

Posted by Lela on June 01, 2007

   

In the event that you don't post the naughty photos, please feel free to email them to me.

Posted by Mist 1 on June 01, 2007

   

C'mon Dave! Give the ladies what they want!
That drunken thong photo in April just didn't cut it!

PS - I hope you don't feel too violated. I hope you feel just violated enough.

Posted by Stephanie P on June 01, 2007

   

...little taste of hell, Ann Coulter on the 700 Club. I can smell it from here.

Posted by Carla on June 01, 2007

   

Aren't #1 and #4 the same thing?

Posted by Greg on June 01, 2007

   

I don't think I care if it is you or not...if its nude, I'll look. And not in the casual glance way. No, I'll really look. Although it makes me happier if I have a clue who it is. Happy nudity!

Posted by Brandi on June 01, 2007

   

Not that I would ever 'Squeee' anyone other than maybe Brad Pitt buffin' it out, but I'm kinda hopin' for some nekkid monkey pics.

Posted by Michelle on June 01, 2007

   

Gosh, this is a really fun list. Thanks :)

Posted by Long Story Longer on June 01, 2007

   

Well thanx a lot, Dave. I take a little break from blog-reading, and the day I return to your blog I get my first ever jury summons. #10 on your list I believe.

I guess the silver lining is that I didn't get a side order of #4.

Posted by Wayne Hall on June 07, 2007

   

   

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