Blogography: Kibble

Kibble

Posted on April 14, 2007

Dave! Honestly, it's not as bad as it looks. I actually did realize that I had misspelled "drunk" as "drukn" in last night's entry. But instead of posting an edit, I accidentally posted a duplicate copy. After I realized that I had made two entries, I went to delete the one with the misspelling, but accidentally deleted the one that was corrected instead.

Okay, I guess that actually is as bad as it looks.

But what's surprising here is not my drunken behavior. It's the fact that everybody in the comments wants to see a picture of me wearing a thong. I'm guessing this would not have been the case had I mentioned is was a ladies thong. Naturally, this being the age of digital cameras and such, photos were taken...

Dave Thong

And yes, I was wearing the thong over my jeans because, even in a drunken state, I realize that nobody wants to actually see a guy wearing a ladies thong. It's not even remotely "cute" because your junk would be all hanging out...

Dave Thong

Now, had it been a mens thong with a proper pouch for my kibble and bits, then I probably would have taken my jeans off first.

I'm classy like that.

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Comments

I'm classy like that.

And that is why we call you, Your Highness!

Posted by bogup on April 14, 2007 | Reply

Now THAT

is hot.

I may swoon.

Posted by kristin on April 14, 2007 | Reply

All my fantasies of you have now come true.

:sigh:

Posted by Eileen Dover on April 14, 2007 | Reply

Perfect! Thanks! :D

Posted by Sheila on April 14, 2007 | Reply

So, what you're saying is that in order to get sexy photos of you in a thong, us ladies need to pull together and buy you a men's thong (of our considerable choice) and send it to you.

Right, then. ;) Must go shopping now...

Posted by Kyra on April 14, 2007 | Reply

I don't come here two days and you was really wearing a thong !!!
How is that possible ? HOW ? :-D

P.S. I love all... The photo !!! The Lil'Dave's Gross Reality !!! ALL !!! ;-)

Posted by Laurence on April 14, 2007 | Reply

So is there's a pussy on the front of this thong to identify that it's a woman's? Of course that only begs the question - what would be on the front of a man's thong?

Posted by Jeff on April 14, 2007 | Reply

And whose thong was it?

Posted by Avitable on April 14, 2007 | Reply

wow...a red devil thong and don't get me wrong, but on the photo it looks a little wet in the center ;-)

Posted by Andre on April 14, 2007 | Reply

The devil made you do it, I see.

Posted by Karl on April 14, 2007 | Reply

You censored it! How are we supposed to judge the gross reality if we can't SEE it?

*Grumble* Highly disappointing.

Posted by Caffeinated Librarian on April 14, 2007 | Reply

Uhmmmm, when are you coming to California next? I have a "present" for you ;).

Posted by Hilly on April 14, 2007 | Reply

he he, he he

:::laughing like Beavis and Butthead:::

Posted by Eve on April 14, 2007 | Reply

Gee, I don't really see the big deal.

OHHHHH. Right. That's the point, isn't it? Well, next time I see you in a thong, I want to see the Big Deal, dammit.

Posted by shari on April 14, 2007 | Reply

saucy.

Posted by The Chad on April 14, 2007 | Reply

I'm trying to figure out who took the picture...

Posted by RW on April 14, 2007 | Reply

Even with the jeans it's still disturbing.

Posted by kapgar on April 14, 2007 | Reply

Dude. Nice cockhammock - though, I'm pretty sure that's a jelly bean hammock. Or something.

I like when you get drukn.

Posted by Karen on April 14, 2007 | Reply

I wanna know how to get in on the "buy Dave some man-sized thongs". Kyra?? Anyone?? :o)

Posted by Michelle on April 14, 2007 | Reply

Michelle and Kyra - Seriously, let's get a Paypal collection going and get him a serious "man-pouch"!

I smell a dare coming on...sniff sniff.

Posted by Hilly on April 14, 2007 | Reply

The operative word here is "probably," but at no time did I say that I would be having photos taken in a "man thong."

;-)

Posted by Dave2 on April 14, 2007 | Reply

You know, since that pic doesn't show a face, that thong-wearing person could be anyone.

Now's your chance to pass this one off... like farting in a crowded elevator.

Posted by ChillyWilly on April 14, 2007 | Reply

Well, I'm in for the donations to buy Dave a real thong. I bet if we threw some Coke with Lime his way he'd do it.

Posted by Mooselet on April 14, 2007 | Reply

So is that your theme thong?

Posted by karla on April 15, 2007 | Reply

Despite your plausible explanation for wearing jeans underneath them... I am still kinda bummed about you not going all the way.. *sigh*

Posted by DutchBitch on April 15, 2007 | Reply

Classy indeed. I'm a big fan of the thong/fanny pack combo, though I've never seen it live in person. I'm not sure why.

Posted by Greg on April 15, 2007 | Reply

So many questions . . . but do I really want to know the answers?

Posted by Stacey on April 15, 2007 | Reply

Not to mention the extra extra grooming required for a guy to wear a thong.

Posted by yellojkt on April 15, 2007 | Reply

What I want to know is, would you have been classy enough to shave first, or are you one of those guys from the "au naturel" school of thought?

Posted by Iron Fist on April 15, 2007 | Reply

Indeed, who is behind the camera?

I'm very curious, and would most probably contribute to a paypal account for Dave's thong.

Send me info, Hilly!

Posted by TSM on April 15, 2007 | Reply

Wow. I didn't even know they made thongs for men!

Posted by Bre on April 15, 2007 | Reply

Bah! We do not like that euphemism for a dude's junk! "Kibble.." etc. NO! We vote no, and may we point out that we are a big fan of men's junk. It is a language thing; we are also a big fan of language.

Posted by Catherine on April 15, 2007 | Reply

I would just like to state for the record I intentionally requested a cartoon representation and NOT a photo! Not because I have anything against your junk Dave, but good lord, I cannot think of a single man on the web I would want to see in a thong!

Posted by diane on April 15, 2007 | Reply

Very glad to see the phrase "kibbles and bits" getting some play. I saw it over at go Fug Yourself and have been hoping against hope that it would be the new hot term of the decade. It's just so descriptive and friendly sounding.

That all said, I'll pass on you actually wearing the thong, like, for real.

Posted by MotherReader on April 17, 2007 | Reply

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