I think I am the first kind but you'd have to ask Karl and Sizzle, who both ARE that kind too by the way.
Seriously? More than chocolate pudding? You made me smile and stuff...
Last night I was flipping though channels and landed on the CW Network which was airing a "Pussycat Dolls: The Search for a New Pussy" reality show. I kept watching expecting to see hottie potential Pussies shaking their asses in some kind of competition... but instead was treated to a girl blowing chunks in the toilet. WTF? If I wanted this kind of action, I'd go buy a Girls Gone Wild video where I could see me some nudity with my puking!
Blargh. I miss Veronica Mars already (which is on hiatus until sometime in April).
Back on Sunday when I was in Chicago all bored and alone in my hotel room, Hilly (whom I love more than chocolate pudding) was kind enough to "keep me company" via email as I hammered away on my blog entry for the day. Eventually our conversation turned to the upcoming TequilaCon this weekend, and how much we were looking forward to the event. Though my trip is not coming together exactly as I had planned, I am still excited that I can go...
This got me to thinking about all the bloggers I've met in person, and how lucky I am to have had the opportunity to do so. While meeting bloggers in real-life has never been a disappointment, it has always been different. That's what makes everything so much fun...
That's The Kennedy School Bar and Hotel in northern Portland. If I sense your essence, I'll be sure to give you a astral high-five and buy you an out-of-body drink. But please don't drink and astrally-project home! You're more than welcome to crash your higher being in my room so long as you behave yourself (no spirit-fingering my ass in the middle of the night).
Hmmm... I should probably get some more sleep this morning so I'll have the energy to pack a suitcase after work tonight. I wonder how many pair of underwear I'll be needing for the weekend? I think I'll pack a dozen just to be safe.
Damn. I was soooo looking forward to the whole spirit fingering thing. How about a few ass grabs? Are those ok?
Posted by Southern Sweetheart on March 08, 2007 | Reply
My higher being will have a spiritual Sapphire and Tonic while my body teems with jealousy in Oklahoma. And I make no promises about what happens when I crash in your room. I am evil, you know. ;-)
Posted by francesdanger on March 08, 2007 | Reply
Aww man, wish I could go (of course it helps to be invited AND to not abhor tequila because of that one night in '92...) Though I clicked on that link to the place you are staying, and there really is something creepy about sleeping in an old school, kinda horror flicish... Do they beat you with rulers if you forget to hang up your towel?
I hope you guys have a wonderful time! Tell Hilly how beautiful she is!
(Will Monkey be in detention the whole time?)
Nooooooooo!!!!
What do you mean Veronica is on hiatus???
Wa-ha-hie? Why would they do that to us?
RMB :(
Posted by borysSNORC on March 08, 2007 | Reply
Southern Sweetheart... If you simply must grab my ass (and who could blame you?) then at least have the decency to mentally wash your hands first. I'd like to return home with my ass in its pristine condition.
Frances... You do realize that The Kennedy School still has a detention center, right? Of course, they've turned it into a bar, so I'm not sure what kind of punishment that would be...
Michelle... I think my monkey will probably be in the Detention Bar because he can smoke there. Either that, or puking in the pool.
Kazza... If I end up married to Karl, I'm going to be blaming YOU for putting that idea in my drunken head! :-)
Yellojkt... Then I guess we'll all be in good company?
Kyra... Yes. Bad Monkey is smoking again, so the Detention Bar is the only place he can go nuts and not get shot with a tranquilizer dart.
borysSNORC... What I mean by hiatus, is that they are not showing anymore Veronica until sometime in April. :-) Sorry. I cried myself to sleep when I realized what was happening.
Avitable... I think most of us will be naked, so you'll fit right in! The only time I will be wearing anything is when I change into my SpongeBob Square Pants pajamas for bedtime.
Karl... Wouldn't it be funny if the astral party ended up being back in Florida and you crossed the USA for nothing?
Joefish... You could get drunk and hallucinate you did...
Kapgar... My third eye will be on the lookout! See your astral self there.
I dunno about TequilaCon. They say Lindsay Lohan can't make it.
Posted by WanderingStar on March 08, 2007 | Reply
with the previous knowledge of the "poking" between you and karl, i'd say you are both raising eyebrows here. ;)
i think 12 underwears is just about right. someone might have to toss your drunk ass in the pool.
see you saturday. i'll be the one with the cupcakes.
Posted by ms. sizzle on March 08, 2007 | Reply
Jessica... I'll be there!
WanderingStar... Actually, Lindsey totally confirmed last week... but then she found out that underwear is required at TequilaCon, and canceled this morning.
Ms. Sizzle... Yeah... tossed in the pool... yeah... that's what I'm worried about. The twelve pair of underwear have nothing to do with peeing my pants or anything...
Dan... Your motorcycle road trip and hilarious adventures at Crate & Barrel were pretty defining... I find it hard to believe that you could be anything but the person I know from your blog! :-)
In many ways you are exactly like your blog, but in other ways very different. In person, you're bright, witty and fun in a way that can be difficult to get from reading a blog entry, even though you are an incredibly skillful writer. I'd definitely say that meeting you in person made me enjoy your blog a lot more though. :-)
An 'underwear required' enforcement?! That just isn't my kind of party. And you know, that just makes for more room in the suitcase when you don't pack undies!
More room for packing bottles of tequila, I say.
Posted by WanderingStar on March 08, 2007 | Reply
dude you are RIGHT ON with the meeting of fellow bloggers, especially one and two. That has been my experience a few times now. Wow. I wonder which one i am, but I bet I am one, with a bit of an edge because I am frigging FABULOUS and BEAUTIFUL in real life, something which does not come across in pictures. Seriously. And it is NOT just the Chateauneuf de Pap talking, yo.
Tequila. I love it, it does not like me. I get a hangover while i am still drink. Damn. bad news for a Texan.
Last time i astral projected I ended up on my ass. Naked. In a field. With angry sheep. Boy sheep. Eek.
Spirit fingers, eh? I have freakishly long digits....
I am stopping this comment now as I am obviously enjoying myself WAY too much.
Thanks for the astral directions, Dave. High five!
As for VM, those search-for-pussy ads were irritating me as soon as I heard about the hiatus. I couldn't care less about them!
Give me more VM! And give them a budget so they can actually use their regulars for frak's sake!
Kate... I can relate to the search for new Pussy... I just don't want it replacing Veronica Mars.
Kate... Hey... wait a minute...
WanderingStar... Actually, I think we're required to SAY that underwear are required... but I can't promise things will actually turn out that way.
Karla... I once ended up in nothing but my underwear, face-down on a gravel driveway. When I woke up, I had gravel imbedded in my skin, and had to spend the next 15 mintues picking it out. It was probably painful, but I was too hung over to notice.
Bre... Ordinarily I'd argue that there isn't enough Pussy on television... but replacing Veronica Mars? WTF?!?
Kazza... Yeah well, even if Karl is so incredible that I actually feel like going gay... you have to remember that we live in the USA where being gay delegates you to a third-class citizen without marriage rights. I'm afraid the best we could do would be to have a "commitment ceremony" of some kind. Sure we're the "land of the free"... unless you both have a penis.
Laurence... I simply must get back to France one of these days!
Claire... While I am totally dismayed that Veronica Mars is losing their slot for a while, I must admit to still caring about Pussy. It sounds blasphemous, I know, but Pussies can sing and dance... AT THE SAME TIME!! That's some talented Pussy!
Liz... You're the totally hot one that causes a poor guy to drool on his Thai food. :-)
I SO wish I could attend, but we have a Sunday matinee at which I have to be all professional (i.e. not hung-over). Between losing the hour to Daylight Savings Time Saturday night and the three hour drive each way, I just can't swing it. Boo!
Hopefully, next time... assuming there is a next time. Or perhaps we'll meet some other time when you swing through Seattle, or I head east.
I'll give the astral projection thing a try, though. Sounds like fun...
I've been going through Veronica Mars withdrawal. Eight weeks, then a mere five more episodes. I hope you have a great time at TequilicaCon. I'd try to astrally project, but I'm sure I'd get lost.
Posted by Michelle on March 08, 2007 | Reply
I feel so left out, never having met a fellow blogger. Family who read my blog comment that it's just like talking to me, so I guess I'd be in that first category? Or maybe they're just saying that so they don't have to call...
Have a good time, and astral project me a White Russian. Tequila + me= lots of stomach contents on the floor.
So jealous, as usual. Bleah. Since everyone in my whole "real" life knows about and at least occasionally reads my blog, I'd imagine I'm a WYSIWYG model. Except that I never go anywhere for people to see me, so nobody really "gets" anything. Was I going somewhere with this? OH, yeah. No. Because I don't go anywhere. Ever.
I wish I could join you all. Tequila gold makes me wistful for summer and isn't it time for summer?! Instead I'll just have a gin gimlet (w/ Roses Lime juice; remember?) with plenty of ice and be thinking about how much fun you'll be having in OR.
Will look forward to the reports, and pics -- hey, come on, pics! I'll buy you a latte' in Seattle or a drink in Bellevue if you post one of Avitable's ass in the pool. Deal?
Posted by Bogup on March 08, 2007 | Reply
underwears? who's wearing underwears to tequilacon? it's all about the astronaut diaper, dave. i've got tequilacon branded adult diapers for the first 20 attendees - fewer trips to the bathroom, no embarrassing accidents, all in all a wonderfully practical keepsake from the event.
can't wait! ;)
Have fun in Portland. I was really hoping things were going to come together but life got in the way. I knew it might (lots of converging things around now) so that's why I didn't get tickets in advance...
I'll make the next TequilaCon!!!
Posted by Gary LaPointe on March 09, 2007 | Reply
What's this? Bloggers converge at Tequila parties! I knew getting into this snarky subculture would have its rewards. Actually not sure how I arrived at this site. Something to do with Dell computers and yours having been a piece of crap. Glad I stopped in b/c I'm looking forward to the blow by blow on Tequila- fest next week. Until then Happy Trails, Ole and all that sutff.
Ah, The Kennedy School...I have fond memories of getting completely smashed there one fine spring evening...
However this weekend I'll be in Seattle, beginning the month-long prep for SakuraCon. Besides, I've temporarily abandoned my blog to focus on school (but will be relaunching this next quarter!), so at best I'd feel out of place, and at worst I'd be exiled to some kind of naughty bloggers' table in the back...so maybe next year! Order me an astral vodka tonic!
Enjoy it everyone! :)
And do take a taxi/bus or walk if you must travel afterwards. We can't afford to lose any commenters, let alone The Man... ;)
Posted by Kapha on March 09, 2007 | Reply
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