You would think that I would be due some good karma after all the crap that I've been through this week.
You would be wrong.
It seems that karma isn't done raining shit on me just yet, which is always a good sign just as you are about to leave the country. It's at times like this that you start thinking of "mechanical difficulties" happening over the Atlantic and having to land in Greenland or something. Not that I'm badmouthing Greenland... I'm sure it's a perfectly lovely place in the middle of winter... it's just that I'm not ready to visit there yet.
Take arriving at my hotel, for instance. If you were forced to choose one, which of the following horror stories would you least want waiting for you...
With nothing better to do, I decide to go to the mall and get my hair cut. That's when I notice a brand new Johnny Rockets has opened up at the food court. My favorite restaurant! I love Johnny Rockets! But it's me we're talking about, so guess what happens...
Yeah, it's D again. Why would you serve somebody a burnt bun with their hamburger? It's insane. Just throw the shit away... don't ruin a customer's dinner over something that costs 25¢! I have eaten at Johnny Rockets all around the country (and once when they had them in Japan) and have never had a bad meal until today.
At this point, I was terrified to get my hair cut. What else was going to happen? Would they accidentally stab me in the eye with the scissors? Would they scalp me a bald patch on the back of my head? What? Turns out it was none of those things. They somehow managed to cut my hair without inflicting any major damage.
Not wanting to press my luck, I decide to go buy me a new iPod Shuffle Clip and call it a night. I really wanted to buy a new "regular" iPod, but I'm waiting for them to add a bigger screen so I can watch videos. In the meanwhile, I'm perfectly happy with a new Shuffle. I think "cute" is the word that best describes it... and you just can't prepare yourself for how tiny it is... it's shorter than a jumbo paperclip!
Here's hoping things start looking up for me in the morning.
Oh my goodness!! It is tiny! I love little teeny versions of big things. They totally crack me up. I might have to get one now! (what's the memory like?)
Sorry about the no internet--I go into full-on panic mode without service. But hey, at least you didn't have to cancel your trip because your ATM card got eaten! :-)
i've had rufus wainwright's cover of "why does it alway rain on me" stuck in my head for ages, so your toon is particularly apt for me today.
And can I just say, that of the three times I've attempted to get a delicious, quick old-time American burger, fries and shakes at the Johnny Rockets at Pacific Place before a movie, I have been sorely let down by terrible service, horrible food and disturbingly horrific dance routines. I've scratched that restaurant off The List.
I was thinking... where the heck are you staying that has beds infested with lice?!?
Then I was thinking... how did you figure out they were infested with lice? Do you have some kind of lice detector?
Then I decided I didn't want to know... glad the answer was 'D', although I wouldn't wish "no internet" on anyone.
This past summer I decided to shave my head down to a #1 (pretty dang close) and have been LOVING IT ever since (even though it dips to -10F here in the winter). There are so many advantages I just can't believe it.
Plus the chicks dig it - lol! :D - I highly recommend it to anyone.
Posted by Kapha on January 26, 2007 | Reply
If I were you I'd go out and buy a lottery ticket ASAP. You're due, and that's a pretty good thing for Karma to get you back with. In the meantime, be safe!
Posted by francesdanger on January 26, 2007 | Reply
All the beds are infested with lice and you must sleep on the floor...
Maybe this would be a great experience...
Posted by Sergio the frenchie on January 26, 2007 | Reply
You made a big deposit in your karma account this week by sharing the any soldier info. Maybe it's like the bank and you can't access it for 10 working days.
I sometimes have a hard time remembering that good karma comes to me when i really need it. Like the time when, unbeknownst to me, I dropped my billfold out of my purse on a Sat. night in Brooklyn. I realized it was gone when I went to board my plane home on Sun. morning. Assuming I'd left it at the party I went to later in the evening, I flew home knowing my friends would mail it to me. I just didn't realize the friend who would mail it to me was one I'd never met. I got off the plane in Mpls and had a message from some guy in Brooklyn who'd found my billfold, stopped my credit card and wanted to make sure the address on my checks was where he should mail it to. Karma had my back that night.
Posted by Caron on January 26, 2007 | Reply
burnt bun?! they should have given you coupons for free meals after suffering that. it was probably a wise choice on passing the haircut. disfiguration is hard to be cheery about.
hope today is a MUCH better day. :)
Posted by ms. sizzle on January 26, 2007 | Reply
Maybe there was a mixup and you're getting Bad Monkey's karma.
Posted by Tracy Lynn on January 26, 2007 | Reply
i hope the shit showers end for you soon, dave.
i can't believe they gave you a burnt bun. I'd say that I would have complained and sent it back, but really I wouldn't have. I would have suffered through it and complained about it on my blog just like you. :D
Posted by Dawn (webmiztris) on January 26, 2007 | Reply
Absolutely no question I would have still bought the silver. I want it to be as inconspicuous as possible, and the silver color blends nicely.
The only color I would have bought over silver would be Project Red, which is not available for the Shuffle. I just like red. :-)
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