It takes a lot to be able to laugh and get over things after dealing with some of the idiots in this world.

It's a whole lot easier just to pimp-smack 'em.

Would you quit hogging all the idiot moron nutbag dickheads?!!??!? I swear, I think it's because nobody but you would have a blog entry that contains the words "butterfly", "crack", "daft bitches", "wonder woman", and "bluetooth" that you get the lion's share of experiences with these kinds of people.

You'd probably enjoy George Carlin's "Asshole, a jackoff or a scumbag" game show skit. The last contestant was named Wayne, of course.

Wow. Dave is a tool of the devil. That's awesome. :-)

Dang, I think I got a week's worth of DaveToon fixes just seeing that Bluetooth one!

I involuntarily laughed *really loud* and probably woke up the whole house! :D

I feel much like that butterfly today, insane and deliriously happy. The cable guys cam and now I have my broadband back - it's all I can do to not lick the modem!

That's hilarious. I wish I got some nutballs emailing me from my blog. Maybe after my Monday post, which will be a tribute to Sarah Silverman's discussion of 9/11, I can finally get some hate mail.

"Papillon du jour,
Toujours l'amour
Papillon du soir,
Toujours mouchoir"

Louis Chedid
http://www.louischedid.net/
(Andrée Chedid is her mother)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andree_Chedid

"You are so hosed"

That's all ask dave ever says to me, so if that daft bitch thinks it's the work of the occult (isn't that full of good bacteria?) then she must think it was spot on.

I'm sorry, I don't see the problem? I mean, haven't we already established that you are trying to bring down society and morals at the exact same time, and are going to use widget, cartoon characters and giant monuments made of cheese?

Soooo.....does one take that as a compliment to be a tool of the Devil?

You do seem to attract the crazy. Yours truly included.

I saw the best sign the other day:
"Stupidity should be painful"

Absolutely.

Funny, I've been reading you long enough now that I did not have to click on the links to the referenced entries because I remembered them from the first time I read them.

laugh and laugh loudly and long. it's the only thing to do. :)

I beleive you left out the lady that parked in the handicapped spot.

Aww...I can't play w/ the "tool of the devil" because I don't have a Mac.

I had no idea Lucifer was so bigoted. :)

I thought people were really smart in the Pacific Northwest.

Or do you envy them their apparently blissful state of ignorance? Nah.

And how did I miss the "Ask Dave" widget? Direct me? I thought I never missed a day here!

Speaking of Things You Don't Neccessarily OWE Us...what became of DavePeeps?

What happens when "daft bitch" walks into a toy store and sees all the Magic 8 Balls on display? That should be fun to watch.

The butterfly was intoxicated by your sweetness. No wait, whose blog is this anyway??

By the way, I'm ticked at you. I'm now officially hooked on VM. Damn you and your powers of evil!

   
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