there all pretty awesome, but personally i'd go for zombies ate my brain. I WOULD go for try evil, but I dunno, wearing a T-Shirt with a cartoon guy in a thong may be beyond my gayness rating :-)
SORRY! VOTING IS NOW CLOSED! No new entries are being accepted.
Every year I release a new T-shirt to celebrate my blogiversary. First there was the classic Blogography Logo T. This sublimely elegant piece of apparel is appropriate for even the most important occasions... from your wedding day to an audience with the Queen. Then came the Bad Monkey T. This cheeky statement of artistic vision is perfect for everything from dining with foreign dignitaries to making out with Paris Hilton. But one thing is for certain... no matter which shirt you choose, you're assured of being the best-dressed person in the room.
And now here we are a year later. So what's next?
I dunno. Why don't YOU tell ME?
This year I've got FOUR new Blogography designs, and it's up to YOU to vote for which one gets printed (close-ups of all four designs are in an extended entry)...
And since you are the one making the hard decisions, you're probably asking yourself "what's in it for me?"
Good question! How about this...
Everybody who sends in a vote will receive a valuable $10 OFF coupon to purchase any reguarly-priced shirt from the Artificial Duck store. That means you can pick up a classic white shirt for just $4.95* (+ shipping)... or the new color shirt for just $6.95* (+shipping). And these ain't no crappy iron-on designs... no way! Each shirt is custom silk-screened on premium quality Hanes Beefy-T's for the ultimate in comfort and durability!
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! Every voter will ALSO be entered in a drawing with TEN chances to win a FREE* T-shirt of your choice... all you pay is the shipping charges!
SORRY! VOTING IS NOW CLOSED! No new entries are being accepted.
It's almost too good to be true! So how do you vote? It's easy!
* Please note that this prize is for sizes S-XL. Larger sizes are available for an extra charge: 2XL is $1.00 extra, 3XL is $2.00 extra. Sizes bigger than 2X are not available in colors, but I'll be happy to print any design on a white shirt: 4XL is $3.00 extra, 5XL is $4.00 extra, 6XL is $5.00 extra.
Alrighty then! Take a look at the choices and get voting (one vote per person please!)...
ZOMBIES ATE MY BRAIN. No need to explain why you're wandering around in a daze, this shirt blames Zombie Dave and Dead Monkey for your lack of mental proficiency on a Monday morning recovery from a wild weekend! Beautifully printed on a spooky denim-colored Beefy-T...
ARTIFICIAL DUCK CO. You asked for it, and here it is... the totally sweet Artificial Duck logo proudly emblazoned on a succulent orange Beefy-T!
TRY EVIL. Invite your friends, family, and co-workers to join the dark side and give evil a try! This devious design has been diabolically printed on a wicked black Beefy-T!
COSMIC BANANA. All bow before the Cosmic Banana in its celestial glory! Very soon, every DaveToon ever made (along with other toon-filled surprises) will be archived for easy viewing at CosmicBanana.com... you can get a jump start on things with this extraterrestrially blue Beefy-T!
And there you have it! Sure they are all fabulous designs, but only one can win! Email stylin@blogography.com with your vote today, and good luck!
P.S. Feel free to shamelessly influence other readers with your choice in the comments section!
hmmm...you didnt say how many times we are allowed to vote : P
Posted by Tink on April 18, 2006 | Reply
Okay... I've only had the voting open for a half hour and there have already been 38 votes. That's pretty crazy.
John: Not a GUY in a thong... a DEMON in a thong! That adds at least 10 points to your "bad-ass" rating!
Adena: Eenie meenie miny moe?!?
Kevin: I already voted!
Naomi: I actually had a pirate shirt, but I ran out of colors to make it look like I wanted. I'll probably take another crack at it next year.
Tink: Well, I did say "one vote per person please!" - should I threaten multi-voters with death? I find death to be an excellent motivator! :-)
Dude, I'm so glad I won the Lost Blogger contest. I would hate not to win any of these t-shirts. They're all awesome. Doesn't matter which design wins. If the Artificial Duck one wasn't on orange, I would totally vote for it, but since it is and I look weirder than usual in orange, well, we'll see...
I'm sorry Dave...i should be beaten with reeds for not reading and retaining the info given....that would motovate me.... : (
Posted by Tink on April 18, 2006 | Reply
Pauly: Funny. I would have never pegged you as the "evil" type - just goes to show that it's always those quiet writer types who are secretly evil.
Karl: Yes... imagine you've just had a wild weekend of non-stop-partying. You wake up Monday morning and can barely remember how to breathe, let alone speak. So you toss on your "Zombies Ate My Brain" shirt and head off to work... as if by magic, everybody understands the situation perfectly, and knows you are better off left alone. Brilliant! Of course, I'd have to wear one every day in order to explain my mental condition (or lack thereof), but still...
Firda: I had tries the Artificial Duck logo on blue, but I wanted a nifty bright color for summer, so I stuck it on orange to match the duck's bill and feet. I suppose if the design wins, I could always print it on a different color just for you!
Tink: No need for that! It is perfectly understandable that the excitement of getting to vote for such totally awesome T-shirts would tend to scramble your memory a bit! Heck, I got so excited that I forgot to put on pants this morning! Yes everybody, I'M BLOGGING WITHOUT PANTS! Woooo!
they are all so good. but i think i know which one gets my vote.
:) sizz
Posted by ms. sizzle on April 18, 2006 | Reply
I already emailed my vote like a good girl :::adjusts halo::: but can you guess which shirt I picked?
EVIL BABY!!!!!
A very timely choice, considering Kevin's entry today regarding evil names (to which Pauly D was so nice to point out that Kevin and I both possess).
And on that note, allow me to quote the immortal words of Slayer:
Evil, My words defy
Evil, Has no disguise
Evil, Will take your soul
Evil, My wrath unfolds
-- From "Evil Has No Boundaries" my theme song
aaaeeeee!!! I want them alll!
If you're going to be a pill and just release one, then I chose the zombie one.
Posted by Bitter Bitch on April 18, 2006 | Reply
I am so happy to hear that you are blogging without pants. I think we all need to stand up, drop trow and scream at the person sitting in the next office and to the world in general, DOWN WITH PANTS!!! The world would be a much better place, and you would have more free time what with being fired and all.
But I digress, I just sent you an email with my vote for Zombies Ate My Brain. Did you mean that you can't get color t-shirts in anything bigger than a 3XL? I'm hoping, because I am a big dude who loves a little color.
I'm with Nicole... Zombies... and blue shirts, too
Reminds me of that Simpsons's Halloween special where Bart and Homer were killing the zombies.
Posted by ChillyWilly on April 18, 2006 | Reply
Oh geez, how can I choose... zombies are cool, but I'd love to try evil. Everyone loves a duck, even if orange makes me look jaundiced... and bananas are just funny. Evil Dave looks kinda hot, but Zombie Dave has Bad Monkey...
I think my head is going to explode!
Ok, it's gonna be Evil Dave. Black is slimming, after all.
I voted for the cosmic banana...but I from what I've read it sounds like its in last place. Oh well. Banana all the way!
Posted by James D. on April 18, 2006 | Reply
Okay then... the day is only half-over on the first day of voting and I have already received 162 votes.
My lurkers are delurking! My lurkers are delurking!
Oddly enough, the voting is not as one-sided as it appears here... though people leaving comments seem to prefer the "Zombies Ate My Brain" shirt, the others definitely have fans in off-comment voting. Hmmmm...
I'm totally going for the Zombies. But the duck is cool too.
Posted by Epona on April 18, 2006 | Reply
Zombie all the way baby! A zombie bad monkey..You can't get better than that.
Posted by Michele on April 18, 2006 | Reply
Did all these people "voting" in your comments have their votes count? Maybe you should have closed comments on this particular entry so you can properly collect the votes by email as you wanted. :)
Posted by JoeBruin88 on April 18, 2006 | Reply
zooooommmmmmbbbbbbiiiiieeeeee
evil is nice too. can we have an evil zombie?
Posted by *cotton on April 18, 2006 | Reply
i agree with belinda and whoever else said it, i'd buy them all.
so make them all! then you'll make everyone happy!
i like the duck, too, but orange makes me look like a pumpkin...
Posted by filimus sans on April 19, 2006 | Reply
All 4 T-Shirt choices were great, but I was alittle disappointed not one with an "IRISH" theme, although, Blogging with no pants on, comes close!
Posted by Harold on April 19, 2006 | Reply
I know I'm new to this, but is there any particular reason why there should be an Irish Theme? Dave's American? You could have done a Scottish Theme, put the duck in a kilt!
Posted by Nicola on April 19, 2006 | Reply
Somehow, some way, I relate to the Cosmic Banana. Yes, I can see me in a Cosmic Banana T shirt at work. It deepens my "cool-or-perv?" mystique. CB gets my vote.
Posted by Carl on April 19, 2006 | Reply
Ohmigod, I am so in love with that Cosmic Banana shirt! I must have a Cosmic Banana shirt! Vote for Cosmic Banana!!
Posted by Alexis on April 19, 2006 | Reply
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