"For the ultimate pleasure, touch yourself with Dave."
I'd feel so skeevy if that were a real campaign. My brother's name is Dave, so dildos emblazoned with the name are a no-no.
I do have to say that I'm pretty taken with the pink one, though.
Thanks to a suggestion from Rach, I decided to make my own bank checks. It's only $20 for 150 of them, and you can rotate through four separate designs if you want. Since I've already made my own stamps, I figured "why not?" I don't think that you can use photos of other people without permission, so Elizabeth Hurley checks are not an option... and I'm certainly not going to put photos of myself on them. Guess it's going to be a bunch of DaveToons then.
The hard part is trying to pick toons that will work in such a severe horizontal format. I did the best I could, and am mostly happy with the results.
Bad Monkey...
Toothpaste...
Scary Clown...
Super Pope...
Big fun! I need to start customizing everything... I want my own glassware, dinnerware, and cutlery. My own shoes, socks, and boxer shorts. My own toothbrushes, shower curtains, and condoms. I definitely want my own line of erotic sex toys (which may be considered "Not Safe for Work" and are pictured in an extended entry)...
My ad campaign will go something like this: "For the ultimate pleasure, touch yourself with Dave."
Sometimes my brilliance amazes even me.
Marie: I call the pink one "The Dalek Intruder". The last thing on your mind when powering up this baby will be your brother... at least I hope so.
Adena: Pleasuring the ladies is a very serious matter. Dave isn't detached... he's ready to get down to business!
Phil: Yes, that's what I thought!
Patrick: Checks are not as common as they used to be (thanks to debit cards), but a shocking number of people still use them here. I'd imagine because that's what they are accustomed to (most of the people I see writing checks are older, but not all). I write two checks each month for bills that are difficult to pay electronically or via my billing service.
Ben: Sadly, I missed phallus week, as it started this past Sunday... today's the last day. :-(
I think I like the clown bashing one the best. Most people don't use checks (or cheques) here in Australia as the banks charge you $3.00+ per check written. Cheaper to go and get a money order at the post office.
Dave toys will be for sale at the Blogography shop soon, right? The blue one is... interesting.
A little warning before you show more DaveDos (haha, I made a funny! Get it? DaveDo = Dave + Dildo. Sorry.). I was reading this post in class with classmates on either side of me.
Your checks rock. You do realize now that you have opened yourself up to a whole new avenue of "design favor" requests, don't you?
Can I have Kevtoon checks?
Trixie: I do realize that there is an entire world of women (and a smaller, yet no less devoted group of men) who are crying out for Dave Love but, alas, I'm not sure such an endeavor would be profitable. Having to tell people that I went bankrupt because of a failed sex toys operation would not be cool. :-(
Mooselet: Well, the good ol' USA is behind the curve for a great many things... and check-writing would appear to be yet another antiquated ideology that we're clinging to which more progressive countries have abandoned. Sad, really. But, on the bright side, look at my cool checks!! :-)
Nic: The checks or the sex toys? Though I can see how either one would be a welcome gift...
Kevin: Gee... it's not like I showed them in use!! And what are you doing reading my blog when you're supposed to be learning? Oh well, to avoid any further embarrassment at work or in class, I've put the photo in an extended entry. If you hover over the photo you'll see that these are "Davebrators"... the "Davedos" are not battery operated and are shaped like Bad Monkey. :-)
Adena: Back when I was in college, writing checks on money I didn't have was a way of life! And if you write them on a Friday, you have THREE days before they clear the following Monday, which made my weekend partying far easier. Sigh. Despite being constantly drunk and broke, I miss those days. :-)
glad you could use the idea. i love the way you scroll past that last check design, "super pope", to be greeted by the selection of dave vibes.
the checks are totally cute. you are going to have to put a different expression, though, on the sex toys.
and whatever you do, please don't name one of them "mega dave".
I just realized who it is you remind me of Dave. It's been bugging me for a year now!
Bill Hicks! You're kinda like a Bill Hicks...but without the smoking...and meat-eating......but the rest of it is all there.....
(Funny where entires about porn/vibrators take you......)
hey love your davetoons! more intrigued by the checks however than the vibros. Wasn't that a nasty little shock when I clicked the comments button. For some reason didn't see them coming...but isn't that always the way it goes. Love your blog. almost inspires me to update mine more often....almost.
Put your URL on them and make some hires versions available for us so we can have Blogography checks too!!!
Maybe a few more options too. The clown scares me :)
Posted by Gary LaPointe on March 05, 2006 | Reply
Oooohhh it's like the pink one was invented especially for me!!!
Posted by DutchBitch on March 12, 2009 | Reply
I would totally rock those checks. Those other things... Not so much needed around here.
Posted by The Momshell on August 10, 2010 | Reply
I think I just wet myself laughing. You should make Bad Monkey Adult Diapers.
Oh, and you should stick Bad Monkey smiling on the end of a butt plug.
Posted by Erik Rubright on August 10, 2010 | Reply
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