Damn, I want The Boy to draw a cartoon like that for me.

All I got was a coupon for a free handjob which, y'know, would be great if I had a penis.

I'd ask if the coupon were transferrable, but I'm not sure I want to know the answer to that.

Here's hoping you get some cool disturbing emails this year, too! Happy Valentine's Day.

I'll be yours. But only above the waist.

Happy V-Day, Dave!

This is so American Beauty. :)

Awwww, that's so cute! Much better than Hello Kitty! Happy VD! ;-)

I don't know Dave... is there a hidden message behind the fact that your valentine that says "Be Mine" is placed where it is?

I'm guessing you're not suggesting that it be (or stay) only yours!

Neil: Disturbing email no longer disturbs me as much as it once did. I really should be saving the stuff so I can write a book one day.

Kevin: Um. Thanks? :-)

Liz: Originally I was going to recreate the scene in the flesh... just me naked, rose petals, and the camera. But Sam Mendes was unavailable to direct.

Mooselet: Hey! Nothing is better than Hello Kitty! :-)

Jeff: It was the biggest heart available on which to write the message. I NEEDED a BIG heart to make sure that everything was covered up!

If Kevin has you covered from the waist up, dibs on the lower half (she mentions suggestively...)

Look at you! All clean-shaven for Valentine's Day! (Umm... I'm talking about your face, because I really shouldn't discuss other parts. Those are the naughty parts.)

Naomi: Hey! I thought you wrote me off after viewing my geeky 80's photos! :-)

Jenny: Kind of cool that you noticed that. In reality, I'm still scruffy... but I took some artistic license because I wanted to restrict my color pallet to three colors.

Happy (belated) Valentine's Day! Love the American Beauty reference :)

Valentines Day is also my wedding anniversary!!

I have been happily married for 2 years now, been married for 6 but happy for 2!

No serioulsy, me and Mrs Ref have been married for 6 years now.