He should chop of buzz jrs arm, and then beat buzz to death with it.

And, should he not find Lego Buzz right away, Lego Dave can tear the wheels and axles off the R/C car and use them to pump up his Lego biceps. Don't they look an awful lot like dumbbells (and not the kind that plow into parked cars in an icy parking lot)?

Did you at least get his license plate to report him for hit & run?

Yeah apparently it was Elton John and his man's joint Stag night, where they had topless waiters! Hehehe...

Years ago a friend was in Philly. A woman sideswiped her car. My friend confronted her saying, "You hit my car."

"I didn't hit it," came the reply, "I rubbed it."

It was a slow sideswipe -- but still, hitting, rubbing, it still takes the paint off.

People are ... well, you know ...

I once ran over a throng of cub scouts in an icy crosswalk and people got all up in my face because of it. For those years I was behind bars, I just never got it.

See? That was my own Lego story except there were no Legos but real people and instead of fake photoshop blood, there was real blood and, yeah... That's all.

Can't be ecto.... ecto is lovely and wonderful and makes blogging twice as fun.

I'd blame the weather. I hear it's cold and icy and freezing on your side of the state. My side's grey. As per usual.

When I was 19 and on my way to get drunk in Windsor -- as was my job as a Detroit area teenager -- a man backed into me while I was waiting in the customs line. He got out of the car and screamed (full volume), "I wish you'd honked or something!" To which I responded, "I wish you hadn't f-ing hit me!"

Moral of the story: many, MANY people are idiotic.

Cougfan: Assuming something totally strange doesn't pop out of the Lego Advent Calendar tonight... you're part-right!

Kevin: There wasn't any damage, or else I would have called in a hit-and-run... right after I broke my foot off in his ass! As for dumbbells, I avoid working out like the plague, so I don't know WHAT they look like! :-)

Michelle: Please tell me that Elizabeth Hurley wasn't one of the topless waiters... I think I would have to shoot myself! Well, shoot myself with a rubber band or something... nothing that would hurt too much.

Delmer: I would have "rubbed" my car over her head! I don't get why people think that they don't do any damage just because the car isn't totaled.

Pauly: If you ran over cub scouts while wearing a thong, I'm afraid that the reason you were put into prison was not the reason you THOUGHT you were put into prison! What? What was that? Ohhhh... you said thRong... ah, then you were in a CAR. Well never mind then. Yes, you were robbed. Prison time totally shouldn't be required for running over cub scouts.

Jodi: ecto totally rules! Adriaan mentioned in an email that he was working on a new version, so heaven only knows what cool stuff is in store for us!

Sandra: So... what you're saying is that the guy felt it is OUR job to stop people from running into us? Oh yes. That makes perfect sense then. Heaven forbid somebody should actually have to pay attention when behind the wheel. Bleh. You are so right. TOO many people are idiotic!

What an ASS (the driver)!!! I am happy you are ok though.

A drunk driver rear-ended me on Halloween and ruined my bumper. He tried to bribe with cash, but I called the cops. He fled the scene and the cops didn't even try to find him... so who is the real ass - the driver or the cops? (Or me for not taking the money?)

   
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