It happens to the best of us! At least you changed your shirt! I would have just said, "Oh well" and kept on going.

Posted by kilax on November 21, 2005 | Reply

Hmm. I'd suggest reordering your morning activities, but I'm sure by Murphy's law that would only mean something new would find its way to your shirt.

Good luck tomorrow!

Posted by claire on November 21, 2005 | Reply

On the plus side, you've pushed your mental age back a couple years by using a toothpaste that has the word Sparkle in the title. So, at least you'll be lucid when you're dribbling all over yourself and wetting your Depends :)

Posted by Cavan on November 21, 2005 | Reply

That's why I only use Colgate Total. Since it is white, when I spill it onto my t-shirt, I can just rub it in and no one ever notices. I also get a lot of compliments about my "minty" cologne.

Posted by Neil on November 21, 2005 | Reply

I'm sure you dont want to hear this, but you're turning into my dad. Not a meal goes by...

Posted by James Deonier on November 21, 2005 | Reply

I don't know that I'd have two additional clean shirts to fall back on if I were to get the first one dirty.

Posted by delmer on November 21, 2005 | Reply

Has anyone ever told you brush your teeth with what appears to be blood? You vampire you.

;)

Posted by Ben on November 21, 2005 | Reply

Yes, that's what I need. I was just thinking the other day what do I need to make my life better, more complete. A never ending supply of my bad monkey shirt. That will do.

Posted by TheMike on November 21, 2005 | Reply

Hey, just be happy you caught the stains before heading out. My luck dictates that I would overlook it entirely until that wonderful social-faux-pas moment dictates that everyone in the room would see it. But that's my luck.

Posted by Kevin on November 21, 2005 | Reply

maybe you should NOT change your shirt, so you can dirty it with jam, peanut butter (i love peanut butter & jam sandwiches), dirt, grime, or whatever.. so that at the end of the day, you only wash ONE dirty shirt! then you can have MORE clean bad monkey shirts to wear for the rest of the week! brilliance. :)

Posted by trixie on November 21, 2005 | Reply

I'm with Kevin (or Kermit?) on this one. I'm guilty of forgetting that I messed something up and that it needs to go to the dry cleaner, then my housekeeper hangs it up and I'll wear it later on with the stain! Reeeee-tallllll-did.

Posted by Atomic Bombshell on November 21, 2005 | Reply

Dave, I know just what you need. I saw this awesome advertisement for a product that's aimed at fixing just the problem you've discussed. It's called "Shirt In A Can", and it's outstanding. Just remove your dirty shirt and spray on your "Shirt In A Can", and you're done! Brilliant! Sorry, I don't know where to order it. :-/

Posted by Chaz on November 21, 2005 | Reply

I just love that there is a personal hygeine product in your home called "Cinnamon Sparkle." It makes you more like a girlfriend, because that is totally something we would have named our imaginary ponies when we were 9.

Posted by Belinda on November 21, 2005 | Reply

My solution to this problem is a closetful of multicolored PRINT shirts. I simply cannot eat a meal without dribbling down my front. Wish I could blame it on encroaching age, but I've always been this way. I prefer to blame my always-in-the-way boobs, but I guess that excuse won't work for you, huh?

Posted by SJ on November 22, 2005 | Reply

Dave I don't think it's age related. When I was about sixteen, there was as six week period when I literally couldn't take a drink of anything without spilling it on myself - it was ridiculous.

Speaking of ridiculous - I tried to get a picture of me wearing my Bad Monkey teeshirt (which is awesomely comfy), but it looked too atrocious to ever be sent to anyone. C'est.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Posted by Kachina Crowe on November 23, 2005 | Reply