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Entry Archive: May 24, 2005

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Dave!Since I've been back, every day is busier than the day before. I suppose that this means tomorrow will be the worst day ever. I'd stay home and hide in bed, but then I'd just get further behind in my work. It's at a time like this that I have to ask myself "what would Britney Spears do?" In channeling my inner white-trash self, I've come to the conclusion that I should wake up extra early so that I can have a half-rack of beer before heading out. The only question being whether I shower before or after I crack open that first can?

The answer of course is "both" AND "during."

Naturally, the more work I have, the less time I have to goof around animating Dave's Bad-Ass Blogography Show. But I did manage to upgrade my copy of the most excellent "Toon Boom Studio" (the cartoon-making software I use) and also work out the second segment of the show. Since Elizabeth Hurley and Dubbya are guests, I'm faced with having to draw caricatures. Not something I'm especially good at...

Dubbya and Dave

Drawing Bush was easier than I thought though. You just take one of those freaky Troll Dolls and add beady little eyes. I'm not sure whether people will recognize him as Dubbya, but I wanted him more "cute" than "scary" so I guess it will have to do.

Movie Quotable of the Day: "Another little white girl done fell down a well. Fifty black people get their ass beaten by police today... but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey stuck down a hole!"
Day-Before-Yesterday's Answer: Romy & Michele's High School Reunion (1997) with Lisa Kudrow and Mira Sorvino.
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When I first saw the image, I immediately recognised it as Dubya, if that helps :) .

Posted by Neil T. on May 25, 2005

   

You used a troll as the model for Bush, eh? Makes perfect sense to me. He's quite recognizable, btw. *G*

Posted by Aravis on May 25, 2005

   

Of course, you know what i always say when I see George Bush?
"Bad Monkey!"

Posted by karla on May 25, 2005

   

Ooooh... Karla, you are so close, you should write for the show!

Because what happens when my Bad Monkey gets ahold of a cracked "Real ID Card" belonging to The President?? Tune in to find out!

Posted by Dave2 on May 25, 2005

   

I love the Dubya-toon. Man, I'm totally stoked for the Blogography show.

Where do I call to get tickets :)

Posted by Cavan on May 25, 2005

   

Bad Monkey for president. Looks down for a comparison....damn, I'm wearing the wrong shirt.

Posted by TheMike on May 25, 2005

   

Yep, definitely dubya. Couldn't be anyone else, really. But the guy on the right...I can swear I've seen him somewhere before :)

Posted by Patrick on May 25, 2005

   

Actually, I think Bad Monkey would be an excellent president. Throwing his feces at visiting dignitaries can only improve foreign relations.

That guy on the right is Ben Affleck. He just got finished feeling up Jennifer Garner in the hallway before heading out for his interview.

Posted by Dave2 on May 25, 2005

   

The Dave Show...I can see it turning into an unstopable force in the media. When the show does come out you should make limited edition Dave Show/Blogography T-Shirts!

Posted by ISA on May 25, 2005

   

I will be happy to write for the Dave Show. Bring it on!

As for the feces throwing Bad Monkey Prez...he's been throwing around sh*t for years. He's yet another reason why I am afraid of monkeys (and clowns).

Posted by karla on May 25, 2005

   

Perfect DuByah...but maybe he looks just a bit too intellajent...ifyahknowhatImean...

Posted by Randy on May 25, 2005

   

   

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