I am so not a TV person... Anyway.
I was just poking in your FAQ and your story about your decision to grow a beard reminded me of an old family story I thought I'd share with you: My uncle Steve was drunk to begin with. That's when he got down on the floor and decided to tease the German Shepherd. Now I don't know anyone who would mess with a German Shepherd sober, but like I said - Uncle Steve was drunk to begin with. The Shepherd decided he didn't like being teased and damn near bit my uncle's lip off. They sewed the lip up but the scar.. Crowe men don't grow facial hair easily but for the last twenty-five years or so, my uncle has had the finest mustache I've ever seen in real life.
This is a story with several morals:
1. Don't get so f-ing drunk, Steve.
2. Maybe German Shepherds aren't for everyone.
3. Kachina shouldn't be allowed to tell anecdotes ever because it will be really long and pointless.
Peace,
Me
Posted by Kachina Crowe on May 10, 2005 | Reply




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