Blogography Entry Archive: Celebrity

Entry Archive: April 30, 2005

Celebrity

Dave! I am seriously behind in my blog reading. NetNewswire reported that I had 427 entries waiting, which is pretty bad, so I decided to just dedicate my morning to getting caught up.

About 100 deep, I run across an excellent idea for a meme over at Rob's Cucucachoo blog (which he got from an episode of Friends)... where you list the top five celebrities would you have "relations" with, even if you were already in a relationship. I don't think it would surprise anybody if my list looked like this:

Elizabeth Hurley.
Elizabeth Hurley.
Elizabeth Hurley.
Elizabeth Hurley.
Elizabeth Hurley.

I mean, COME ON!! Have you ever seen anything so delicious in your life?

But, in the interest of being diplomatic to all the women out there who are not Elizabeth Hurley, I suppose it's only fair that I give some other celebs a shot at my sweet, sweet lovin'... here's a slight revision for the moment:

Elizabeth Hurley.
Katie Holmes.
Halle Berry.
Jessica Alba.
Angelina Jolie.

A pity that you can't go over five... there should be a way to fit Kelly Hu in there somewhere. Oh well, it's not like if Kelly Hu ever made a move on me that I would go "oh, so sorry, but you're not on my list!"

Movie Quotable of the Day: "There are three basic types, Mr. Pizer... the Wills, the Won'ts, and the Can'ts. The Wills accomplish everything, the Won'ts oppose everything, and the Can'ts won't try anything."
Yesterday's Answer: Jackie Brown (1997) with Pam Grier and Samuel L. Jackson.

Category Tracker: Elizabeth Hurley × Memes

Comments

hee-hee.... I have done this about a hundred times but let's go again!!!

Top 5 Celebrities...

1. Joaquin Phoenix
2. Jason Behr
3. Morten Harket
4. Ryan Reynolds..(he's new!!)
5. Sondre Lerche

probably a few on there that some have never heard of but hey, it's my list.....

Posted by Sayuri on April 30, 2005

Oh and as for your list Dave...you have good taste in women. If I was that way inclined ( I am 43% gay) I would replace Elizabeth Hurley for Lucy Lui...and Halle Berry for Salma Hayek...

but the rest would probably be in my top 5....

I would maybe swap out Jessica Alba for Emiliana Torrini though...

Hmm, maybe not that great taste after all.. LOL

Posted by Sayuri on April 30, 2005

Did you know Katie Holmes is saving herself for marriage??? Poor Tom Cruise...

Posted by Alessandra on April 30, 2005

Considering the 6 degrees of separation, everyone in Hollywood has had relations with everyone else, so in one regard, if you sleep with say, Nicole, you'd be sleeping with Mimi Rogers AND Penelope Cruz. That's a lotta bang for a buck. ;)

Posted by girlonaglide on April 30, 2005

My 11-year old and I were playing "who's cuter" just this afternoon. Well, I was trying to distract him from something else, and asked who's cuter ... Jennifer Garner or Salma Hayek. He replied Elizabeth Hurley. I didn't even know he knew who she was.

1. Jennifer Garner (There are cuter actresses out there, maybe sexier, but there's something about her that makes her #1)

2. Patricia Heaton
3. Kimberly Williams Paisley
4. Cortney Thorne-Smith
5. Jamie Gertz

Leah Remini

One hot ass-kicker and five hot gals that make me laugh. I think Courtney can cook as well.

Posted by delmer on April 30, 2005

Ooooh Sayuri... Morten Harket! You went for real talent with that one!

Ha ha ha... Alessandra, Katie is saving herself for ME! Poor Tom Cruise indeed! Mwaah ha haaaah!

Uhhh... Girl (on a Glide) by that logic, I'd also be sleeping with Tom Cruise. =shudder=

Delmer, your son is obviously a genius. Forget "regular" school and get him enrolled in MIT immediately.

Posted by Dave2 on April 30, 2005

Jennifer Garner has somthing really *cute* about her.

Posted by Ben on April 30, 2005

People always laugh at my list, but here goes:

1) Jeff Goldblum
2) David Duchovny
3) Orlando Jones
4) Liam Neeson (I saw Rob Roy last night....with the nekkid Liam scene? Oh. My.GOD.)
5) Daniel Day Lewis a la "Last of the Mohicans"

Do we notice a theme here? I like them tall and a bit dorky. Nic Cage used to be on the list, but he looks more and more like Elvis as he ages.

Angelina Jolie is on my "stringers" list.. I am 50% gay, after all.

Posted by karla on May 01, 2005

Oooh, Karla. I forgot about David Duchovny, he used to be on my list...back in the hey-day....

And Daniel Day lewis...but only in Last Of The Mohicans, you're right.

And as for my girls list, I may have to make room for Jennifer Garner...nothing quite a sexy as a woman who can kick some serous ass!!!

Posted by Sayuri on May 01, 2005

My top 5:

1. Jeremy Piven
2. John Cusak
3. Angelia Jolie
4. Salma Hayek
5. Jeremy Piven and John Cusak ; )

Posted by HeideH on May 01, 2005

After the best show on television ever ("Cupid") starred Jeremy Piven, you'll get no argument here! Heck, 20% of me would do him!

Posted by Dave2 on May 01, 2005

geez..

you're just soooo funny!!! ;) you remind me of the man behind "the best page in the universe".. mr. maddox of www.maddox.xmission.com

cool! :-)

anyway, are you really that obsessed with Elizabeth Hurley? *grins*

anyway, have a nice day! *hugs*

cheers,
aiRah

Posted by aiRah on June 24, 2006

Sure, except Maddox hasn't written anything new online in months. I guess he's too busy whoring his new book.

Posted by Dave2 on June 24, 2006

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