Congratulations on your GOLDEN GUANO. I knew you were going to sweep the category!
Posted by Princess Wild Cow on January 05, 2005 | Reply
Sienna: The Sun is reporting that Jude Law has proposed to the blisteringly hot Sienna Miller. I've been in love with Sienna since her days on the funky Keen Eddie television show, and am a little crushed here.
Death: Is it wrong to wish Jared dead every time one of his stupid-ass Subway commercials shows up on television? I feel badly about even thinking it, but I just can't help myself. And it's not just that I want him dead, I want him really dead... like chopped up in little pieces and then lit on fire. Or run over with a steamroller and then disintegrated in a vat of acid. Or maybe even blown up with... uhhh... must... stop... thoughts... of... Jared... death... by... Wyle E. Coyote...
Quiz: And speaking of sub sandwiches, why does Quiznos bother to post a menu showing the sandwich contents if they are just going to ignore it? A Quizno's Veggie consists of the following: guacamole, black olives, lettuce, tomato, red onion, mushrooms, mozzarella, cheddar, and Red Wine Vinaigrette Dressing. So, you would think that if I ordered a "Veggie with everything that comes on it except the mushrooms," it wouldn't be rocket science to figure that out. But they manage to screw it up every time. Usually they're denying me my guacamole, but last night they tried to add green peppers to it. Maybe I am going to have to start drawing diagrams? Oh well, I'll still take a delicious Quiznos sub over a boring Jared Subway sub any day.
Guano: How fabulous! Blogography has won the most prestigious of all blog awards: The Golden Guano! What makes this recognition particularly special is that it's awarded by somebody I truly admire and respect: me! I have decided that my Guano will have been won for "Blog Most Likely to Touch You In An Inappropriate Place." Feel free to go grab one for yourself at My So-Called Strife (available in black, white, and lovely hot pink) and come up with your own blog category...

Lou: I usually delete comments which are just thinly veiled attempts at advertising other people's blogs (i.e., "I agree totally with what you said. Come visit my blog at www.lame.com!"). The reason I do this is because A) the person obviously didn't bother to read my blog, why should I bother to read theirs, or ask somebody else to do so? And B) it's kind of senseless... how many people are actually going to click on such a link? That being said, "A-Lou's Diary" ended up being an interesting use of a blog as I've seen. It's "written" by a 5-year old Belgian(?) boy who has been blind since birth and is facing complex mental challenges. Apparently it's a big hit in the French-speaking world, and is being translated into English now. I just wish "Lou's Daddy" would find some other way of advertising it.
Goodness: Alias is on tonight! The sweet hotness of Jennifer Gardner has returned to set us free and bring peace to all the world. Oh joyous day!
Congratulations on your GOLDEN GUANO. I knew you were going to sweep the category!
Posted by Princess Wild Cow on January 05, 2005 | Reply
Are you suggesting death to the real Jared, or the character Jared as played incessantly on the stupid commercials?...Man, I can think of about 20 or so other tv ad personalities I would like to see banished...And did I mention what I think of the new Amber Fried book?...
Posted by Randy on January 05, 2005 | Reply
I deleted Lou's comment from my blog. I was in two minds about whether to delete it. But when I saw that the same comment, word for word, appeared on a number of blogs I decided that I wasn't prepared to tolerate that. However interesting the advertised site may be, it would have been nice if he'd asked permission before using my property to advertise it.
By the way, well done on the guano old chap.
Personally I think Jude Law can do better than that bumbling skank he calls his girlfriend. She looks like a preteen who tries to hard to look like an adult and fails at the attempt. Jude must have a thing for women who look like preteens, look at his ex Sadie. Blisteringly hot???? Ha! She's blisteringly lame and flat chested. She's with him just so she can become more famous. If Jude actually uses his brain and dumps this poor, pathetic excuse for an actress, then her fame will cease to exist.
Posted by Sarah on January 14, 2005 | Reply

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