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Entry Archive: December 13, 2004

Surrender

Dave!Alright. ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT!! I give up... you can stop emailing me, because I've now taken my fake "What Kind of Fart Are You?" quiz and made it into a real, actual quiz. So now everybody who is just dying to know which fart best fits their personality can finally sleep at night. I've never created a quiz before, and find it only marginally more painful than taking a quiz. But I digress... click here to take the Fart Quiz.

Just as an F.Y.I., there are a total of five results the quiz can return. The first is below, the remaining four are in an extended entry...

Silent But Deadly!

   

   

Surrender, Continued...

Ripper!

Squeaker!

Cocoa Squirter!

Bomber!

And don't blame me for this childish display of questionable taste... you asked for it.

Category Tracker: Blogging 2004
   

Comments

Yay, I'm a squeaker!

Wait... is that something to be proud of?

Posted by Neil T. on December 13, 2004

   

hahahahaha

I'm a Pants Ripper apparently ... :)

Posted by kazza on December 13, 2004

   

I'm a Pants "Ripper" too... but I think it would be cooler to be "Silent But Deadly!" because it's got a skull and cross-bones there.

The interesting thing about this quiz is that there are really no "good" outcomes... just decending levels of "bad" results: 1) Pants Ripper, 2) Squeaker, 3) Bomber, 4) Silent But Deadly, and 5) Cocoa Squirter. So I'm not sure you can be proud of any of them! :-)

I just can't imagine somebody actually posting the results on their blog!! But, after the tenth email, I decided to put it out there in the off-chance somebody can't live without it.

Posted by Dave2 on December 13, 2004

   

I consider myself more like the King of the Dutch Oven. My wife is unhappy about this.

Posted by UncleHornHead on December 13, 2004

   

I can't decide if what I'm feeling is guilty amusement or shuddery disgust ;)

Posted by Tonya on December 13, 2004

   

For a classy lady such as yourself? I would hope that it is utter disgust! :-)

Posted by Dave2 on December 13, 2004

   

Classy? Lady?

Did my icon not show up right? ;)

Posted by Tonya on December 13, 2004

   

I want the 'What type of deadly virus are you?' quiz !

Don't make me ask again, I'm Silent But Deadly.

;)

Posted by Ben on December 13, 2004

   

GAAAH! Another quiz?!? Can I just tell you that you're "Smallpox" or "Herpes" or something and be done with it?? :-)

Posted by Dave2 on December 13, 2004

   

Well I did put mine on my blog - on my stoopid quizzes subblog :)
http://kazza.id.au/stoopidquizzes/

Posted by kazza on December 14, 2004

   

Deja vu.

(:

Posted by Ben on December 14, 2004

   

ha ha ha. that is so niffy

Posted by pooki on April 09, 2005

   

dave is awesome !!!!!

Posted by everybody except me is a retard on May 21, 2006

   

I was just going through your archives and Best Ofs. This is awesome...definitely one of my favorite posts of yours!

Posted by Brent Vermilyea on May 31, 2007

   

I was doing a lame personal search, seeing which items really shouldn't be seen by others' eyes, and found my way back to this hilarious post. I then took the quiz and found out I'm a squeaker. I'll take it!

Posted by Brent Vermilyea on April 05, 2008

   

   

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