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Entry Archive: May 2, 2004

SNL Harry Potter

Dave!After a nasty lull when Phil Hartman left, Saturday Night Live finally seems to be gaining some momentum again. I used to just tune in for a bit of Tina Fey deliciousness on "Weekend Update," but more and more I find myself actually watching the rest of the show. Last night's episode had some really great moments, particularly the "Harry Potter" sketch with Rachel Dratch somehow creating the best Potter parody I've yet seen...

SNL Harry Potter

The sketch revolves around the kids returning from summer vacation to find that Hermione (guest host Lindsay Lohan) has gone through a bit of a... uh, development... since they saw her last...

SNL Harry Potter

Then Fred & George stop by and make a play for Hermione...

SNL Harry Potter

Of course she'll have none of that...
Fred & George: Well, if you'll excuse us, we're off to beat a couple of bludgers.
Harry: Ah! Going to play some Quidditch?
Fred & George: Uh, no.

It's time for some spells... but the magic doesn't seem to be working! Are you concentrating?

SNL Harry Potter

By the time Horatio Sanz shows up as Hagrid, you just know this is one of the best SNL sketches ever! You're Hermione? Yikes!

SNL Harry Potter

Hagrid: Alright. I better go out to the woods and tame my dragon.
Harry: Ah! You got a new pet?
Hagrid: Uh, no.

Next week we've got Jennifer Aniston hosting before the Olson Twins do the season finale. SNL seems intent on going out with a bang this year.
Category Tracker: Television 2004
   

Comments

THS IS RAD

Posted by Sammy on November 16, 2005

   

Wow... Just saw your "comment" in the "comment pending" thread for this entry... "Blame it on Lindsay Lohan's Boobies" and googled this phrase "Lindsay Lohan's Boobies" and got about 2260 results... with quotation marks!!!
(Well I guess that's OK. Just to check run "Britney Spears Boobies" and got 3250)
Sadly Elizabeth Hurley gets only 14 (606 without the 's)

Posted by victor hugo on December 20, 2005

   

As I've said before... the internet just LOVES Lindsay Lohan's boobies!

A complete tragedy that Elizabeth Hurley's boobies are so under-appreciated.

Posted by Dave2 on December 20, 2005

   

dude thats f#@%ing funny

Posted by billy on January 12, 2006

   

k way ''''' from españa jajaj mola muxo bye kiss ¡¡


adios ¡!mªcarmen

Posted by Anonymous on January 28, 2006

   

I think Lindsay Lohan's boobs are extodenary huge! She make a great part for Hagrid.

Posted by Anonymous on February 25, 2006

   

this is so pathetic. *all* the jokes in the entire clip are about the grown boobs. my gosh, is that premium entertainment? :/

Posted by anonimusz on March 10, 2006

   

Actually, all the jokes are about the other character's REACTION to grown boobs. And yes, this is about as premium entertainment as you can get! :-)

Posted by Dave2 on March 10, 2006

   

this is disgracful
mokery of HARRY POTTER!

Posted by tut tut tut on March 22, 2006

   

Funny... I always thought that Harry Potter was a mockery of Tim Hunter from the "Books of Magic" comics by Neil Gaiman, but whatever.

Saturday Night Live is a humor show that parodies popular culture, for Harry Potter to be included is actually quite an honor.

Posted by Dave2 on March 22, 2006

   

You made me look hilaaaaaarious. THANKS! The person who made the film is the best, they really know how to take the micky outta Harry Potter.
My favourite lines are:
A parta code to nerd stuff- SHUT UP!
Did you hear the news?, Malfoy just bought firebolts for all the slith-eh p p p p...
What a tease-
Its soooooooooooo funny!
Fred (Ophelia)
xXx

Posted by Fred Weasley on March 27, 2006

   

OMG that show made me laugh sooooooooooooooo much

Posted by Keishla on March 30, 2006

   

LOLOL ROLLMAF I am a Huge Harry Potter fan!!

Posted by mikey on April 19, 2006

   

I love Lindsay Lohan. I love her soo much

Posted by kyle knapp on June 05, 2006

   

Ahhhh hahaha this is the funniest thing I've ever seen... lindsay lohan makes a great hermione

Posted by i love ron on July 18, 2006

   

I wish I had watched it. Would have been much better to see it rather then read it.

Posted by Lady Loki on December 08, 2006

   

can u put the video for download?(high quality)

Posted by Anonymous on December 21, 2006

   

I don't have video. Might try YouTube.

Posted by Dave2 on December 21, 2006

   

This is one of the greatest SNL sketches ever, ever! I don't say that alot sinse will ferrell left, but this is so cool! too bad half the people from that sketch aren't on the show any more. Here's my message to Lindsay Lohan "Eat a f@#$ing sandwich! You used to be hot!"

Posted by noone on April 12, 2007

   

I really should see if this has made in on YouTube or iTunes yet. I have yet to see it.

Whatever happened to hot Lindsay?

Posted by kapgar on April 25, 2007

   

It's rude and not very becoming to make fun of one of the best movies ever. Those teens have worked so hard making these movies work out. they deserve every ounce of credit they can get. I don't want to see anyone ever make fun of Harry Potter again, or i'll contact the police for offencive stories.

Posted by Amber Fitzgerald on May 29, 2007

   

It's called "parody" and you can't call the police because freedom of speech is protected by the Constitution.

Of course, I'm still trying to figure out how a parody could be considered anything but flattering to the original actors... if they sucked and nobody liked their work, then nobody would bother to parody them in the first place.

Besides, it is purely subjective as to whether this is "the best movie ever," because personally I think the Harry Potter movies and books suck ass. They are pale imitations of the "Books of Magic" comic books which were far more imaginative and interesting.

Everybody should be entitled to their own opinion, and wanting the police to go after people who don't think the same as you do is pretty closed-minded.

Posted by Dave2 on May 29, 2007

   

Boy, that's a great comment. I can only imagine she's being facetious - she can't be serious!

Posted by Avitable on May 30, 2007

   

esto es una falta de respeto a Harry Potter. Link. Link.

Posted by mathiu on July 13, 2007

   

Hey thats not funny
i love harry potter
and FUCK YOU ..
why dont you post a photo of your ugly face man..
if you have any problem go to my web site man!!
I love Daniel Radcliffe 4 evahh!!
______________________________________________
ehh eso no es gracioso
yo amo harry potter
y vallance a la mierda
porque no posteas una foto de tu cara horrible chee,,
si tenes algun problema con mi commentario pasate por mi fotolog!
amo a daniel radcliffe por siempre!!
_____________________________________________
Hey se ne pas drôle
j'aime harry potter
pourquoi tu va pas chier!
mets une pic de ta horrible face yoo,,
si tu as un problemme avec mon commentaire
va dans mon fotolog!
j'aime daniel Radcliffe pour toujours!!
_____________________________________________
Ingles
Español
Frances

que me decis carajo!!

Yo0o0 la argentinita!

Pauu ★

Posted by Paula on July 14, 2007

   

My ugly face is on every single page of this site AND appears five times in the comment as my gravatar, AND I link to my Flickr album... so I have no idea what you are talking about.

And I didn't create this Harry Potter parody, so why tell me to "fuck off?" Do you randomly go around screaming obscenities at people for something they didn't do?

If this kind of stupid shit is what you put on your site, I think I'll pass...

Posted by Dave2 on July 14, 2007

   

I saw this vid on youtube.. damn hillarious hahahha

Posted by Bananarama on August 04, 2007

   

you're such a failer person who wants to laugh at sth. successful as " Harry Potter" to make it seems as sth. sucks...but let me tell you that youuu suckss!..you're a sick person

Posted by Small Pharaoh on February 10, 2008

   

And you're a total moron. I didn't create any of this Harry Potter parody crap... it aired on Saturday Night Live.

So why don't you hop on a bus out of Hillsborough, make the hour trip into New York City, and picket NBC Television at 30 Rockefeller Plaza... I'm sure they'd appreciate being told that they are "sick" and that they "suck" more than I would.

Posted by Dave2 on February 10, 2008

   

I miss the days where LL was this hot. Now she's a tanorexic. very sad. a moment of silence for LL's beautiful boobies....

Posted by Brandon on May 15, 2008

   

   

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