Blogography Entry Archive: Sexual harASSment?

Entry Archive: March 22, 2004

Sexual harASSment?

Dave! Well that was interesting. I just got back from a quick errand, parked my motorcycle, hopped off, took off my helmet, and leaned over my ride to see if I was in any gravel. As I was looking, a group of what I am guessing to be high school girls walked by giggling and laughing like 6-year olds... as they passed, one of them was pushed into me AND GRABBED MY ASS!!! This was apparently very funny because another round of giggles and laughter followed. When I turned around to find out what in the hell was going on, the only thing said was "that's a nice bike" followed by more laughter as they trotted away. What the hell? Can you imagine if I had grabbed one of their asses as they walked by? I'd probably be typing this entry IN JAIL (well, assuming I was able to take my PowerBook with me and they had a free wireless connection).

Sexy Biker Dave!

If a motocycle + biker jacket + helmet hair (look at that mess! I need a haircut bad) make me grab-ass worthy, then I guess I'll just have to consider it a side-benefit (but high school girls?). The odd thing is that I have no idea what to think of something like this... in her defense, I do have a mighty fine ass so who could blame her for wanting to grab it?

Category Tracker: Motorcycles

Comments

That helmet hair is quite sexy! Good thing I am all the way in Texas.

Posted by Jenny on March 22, 2004

Well the least you could do is post a pic so we could judge for ourselves ;)

Posted by kazza on March 23, 2004

Please, you loved it. On another note, isn't your birthday coming up soon?

Posted by Michelle on March 23, 2004

Uhhh... if I were to say I loved having my ass grabbed by high school girls, I think my reputation in this town would go from zero to pervert overnight. As for photographs... I don't seem to have any photos of my ass laying around just now (and if I were to ask somebody to photography my ass, I think I'd be in the pervert zone again)... besides, in accordance with the current "morality in media" controversy, I'd have to publish my blog with a 5-second delay.

Posted by Dave2 on March 23, 2004

Oooh. It is my birthday tomorrow. How time flies.

Posted by Dave2 on March 23, 2004

Better high school girls than high school boys. Happy birthday pervert.

Posted by Bad Robert on March 23, 2004

Right on Bad Robert!

Posted by Jenny on March 23, 2004

Oh no... don't be encouraging Robert! He's a big enough freak as it is! :-)

Posted by Dave2 on March 23, 2004

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