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	<title>Blogography</title>
	<subtitle type="text">The personal blog of David Simmer II</subtitle>
	<updated>2008-12-02T08:05:44Z</updated>
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	<title>Survivors</title>
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    <published>2008-12-02T07:58:07Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-02T08:05:44Z</updated>
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		&lt;p&gt;&lt;img class="introphoto" src="http://www.blogography.com/face/comeon.gif" align="left" width="55" height="68" border="0" alt="Dave!" /&gt;Today is World AIDS Day.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Back when I was in high school, there was talk going around about the &lt;em&gt;"disease that kills faggots dead,"&lt;/em&gt; and I remember very well listening to some insane bitch on television spout off about how God's retribution against the homosexuals was at hand. Of course, for the homophobic masses, it was too good to be true. Or too good to last. Because AIDS soon moved on to heterosexuals, which was still okay because they obviously did something to incur God's wrath, right? But then children started getting AIDS and, since nobody wants to think that God would give a child AIDS, attitudes started towards the disease started to change.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But not fast enough.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Because I also remember the widespread panic that hit in the late 80's as there was serious concerns that the AIDS crisis was going to wipe out a massive chunk of the population before anything could be done to stop it. This eventually proved to be true, but not to the genocidal levels that were originally projected by some of the more alarmist "specialists" in the field.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I've known exactly four people who have died of AIDS.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To me this seems like a tragic number to have died from anything, but it's barely a blip on the radar to some people I know. People who tell horror stories of how they did nothing but go to funerals in the late 80's and early 90's, and how most everybody they knew who wasn't already dead was dying. An unfathomable situation that would test the resolve of anybody.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yet the human condition prevails. The survivors pick up the pieces and move on as best they can...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;center&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jqq33F1BYJQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jqq33F1BYJQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/center&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AIDS is not over.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AIDS is happening right now.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AIDS is still killing people around the globe.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And now a new generation is reaching sexual maturity. A generation which has no memory of the rampant destruction that AIDS is capable of unleashing... not in some far away country, but right here at home.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Somebody has to educate them&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And that's why today we remember.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.avert.org/aids.htm" target="_blank" title="Avert Link"&gt;Learn what you can. Pass it along.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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	<entry>
	<title>Bullet Sunday 108</title>
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	<id>tag:www.blogography.com,2008://1.3634</id>
    <published>2008-12-01T06:12:24Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-01T06:12:47Z</updated>
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		&lt;p&gt;&lt;img class="introphoto" src="http://www.blogography.com/face/stare.gif" align="left" width="55" height="68" border="0" alt="Dave!" /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;GAH! I FLY OUT IN TWO DAYS!!&lt;/strong&gt; What am I doing writing Bullet Sunday when I should be washing clothes, packing my suitcase, and getting my work finished up?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;bull; NaBloPoMoBlahBlahBlah.&lt;/strong&gt; This is the last day of National Blog Posting Month, better known as &lt;a href="http://www.nablopomo.com/" target="_blank" title="NaBloPoMo Link"&gt;NaBloPoMo&lt;/a&gt;. If you join up, you're supposed to post every single day in November. Congratulations to everybody who made it, and a special thanks to those who decided to make their daily post be about how tough it is to be doing a daily posts for NaBloPoMo. As somebody who posts every single day of the year, I feel your pain.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;bull; Revenge!&lt;/strong&gt; On occasion I write bits and pieces for the awesome news site &lt;a href="http://geeksofdoom.com/" target="_blank" title="Geeky Link"&gt;GEEKS OF DOOM!&lt;/a&gt; under the name "Bad Monkey." Today I joined in on a Geek Round Table discussion on &lt;em&gt;"best payback moments in film."&lt;/em&gt; You can check out our answers (and suggest your own) by &lt;a href="http://geeksofdoom.com/2008/11/30/12-best-movie-revenge-scenes/" target="_blank" title="Geeky Link"&gt;clicking on this link&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogography.com/photos19/GeeksOfDoom.gif" height="319" width="420" alt="Geeks of Doom!" title="Geeks of Doom!" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;bull; Dibs!&lt;/strong&gt; My latest food addiction is &lt;a href="http://www.dibs.com/" target="_blank" title="Dibs Link"&gt;DIBS brand ice cream snacks.&lt;/a&gt; They're horrendously bad for you, but oh so delicious. My most favorite would be the Nestle Crunch Dibs. Vanilla ice cream drenched in chocolate and rice crispies...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogography.com/photos31/DaveDibs.gif" height="420" width="319" border="0" alt="DAVETOON: Lil' Dave holding Dibs Snacks." title="DAVETOON: Lil' Dave holding Dibs Snacks." /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Looking at the Nutrition Facts is a bit scary. &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;NINETY-FIVE PERCENT OF YOUR DAILY SATURATED FAT VALUE?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So basically, these things will kill you... but what a tasty way to go.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogography.com/photos31/DibsFacts.gif" height="318" width="210" border="0" alt="Dibs Nutrition Facts" title="Dibs Nutrition Facts" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;bull; Steamer.&lt;/strong&gt; Knowing that my site is well-indexed by Google, I thought that I would spare people the agony I've gone through after buying a Hewlett-Packard Photosmart B9180 Printer when people go searching for reviews. This is unquestionably the worst electronics purchase I have ever made. Ever. And that's saying a lot, because I've invested in a lot of technology over the years...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogography.com/photos31/HP9180Sucks.jpg" height="319" width="420" border="0" alt="Hewlett-Packard B9180 Sucks Ass" title="HP B9180 Sucks Ass" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When I say that the Hp Photosmart B9180 printer sucks ass, I mean that it sucks ass on an epic scale. In fact, it goes beyond sucking ass. It has reached EPIC FAIL. I've had problems with this piece of shit printer from DAY ONE. Carriage stalls... print-heads dragging across the paper... mysterious color shifts... suddenly printing black as gray... print jobs canceling half-way through for no reason... and loads of other stupid crap.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Multiple calls to Hewlett-Packard "support" resulted in nothing being solved. For ANY of the many problems I've had.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After a year of suffering, the pile of crap finally died completely. I would rather eat a gallon of lard than to EVER buy anything from HP again, but then I discovered something strange.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This printer, which you can get for $560 if you look around, comes with a full set of inks, valued at $260, bringing the actual cost of the printer itself down to $300. When I hold that up to the $600 in spare ink cartridges I have sitting in my filing cabinet, I didn't have much choice but to buy a replacement. It was my cheapest option.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And guess what?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;STILL&lt;/strong&gt; a pile of shit.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'm still having random and inexplicable problems that I can find no way of solving. I'd call HP "support," but I already know that would be futile. Their "support" blows donkey. Thankfully I was smart enough to buy "lemon insurance," so we'll see if I can get it exchanged for yet another B9180. Third time's a charm? Unlikely, but whatever.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So now I know... better to kiss off $600 in ink than to ever trust your money to a Hewlett-Packard piece of shit printer.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And to anybody who comes here via Google looking for buying advice? &lt;strong&gt;FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, DON'T PURCHASE THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A PRINTER!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And, on that happy note, I'm off to bed.&lt;/p&gt;
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	<entry>
	<title>Tijuana</title>
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    <published>2008-11-30T07:29:05Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-30T07:29:35Z</updated>
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		&lt;p&gt;&lt;img class="introphoto" src="http://www.blogography.com/face/sleep.gif" align="left" width="55" height="68" border="0" alt="Dave!" /&gt;I'm down to just two more trips 'til the end of the year.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hopefully none of them will involve the horrible troubles I had on my last trip, or I might just have to go stick my head in the microwave and punch "Max Defrost."&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Given how completely worn out I am by traveling, I'm trying very hard to clear the month of January so I can just stay home. I was secretly hoping to clear at least half of February as well, but I've already got two trips scheduled in there, so that was just a pipe dream. Then March is my birthday. A time when I prefer to be out of the country so that my friends and family will forget about it. I have no problem &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;acknowledging&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; my birthday, but I don't believe in &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;celebrating&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; it. Last year I went to &lt;a href="http://www.blogography.com/archives/2008/03/day_one_oslo.html" target="_blank" title="Blogography Link"&gt;Oslo&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.blogography.com/archives/2008/03/day_three_goteb.html" target="_blank" title="Blogography Link"&gt;Göteborg&lt;/a&gt; so I could hang out with &lt;a href="http://karlastories.blogspot.com/" target="_blank" title="Texpatriate Link"&gt;Karla&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://blog.6ft5.org/" target="_blank" title="6ft5 Link"&gt;Göran&lt;/a&gt;... this year I have no idea where I will feel like going.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Maybe it's finally time to head to Australia &amp;amp; New Zealand?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Which is not quite as appealing as it used to be now that the Hard Rock Cafes in Sydney, Melbourne, and Queenstown have been closed. Only one lone cafe remains at Surfer's Paradise. Probably should visit that one before it's gone too.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But Australia is such a long flight away.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Maybe it will just be a quick flight to Tijuana.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Except the Tijuana Hard Rock Cafe is closed as well, so I'd have to find something else to do there.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or I could just ask everybody for suggestions and pull the location for my birthday escape out of a hat...&lt;/p&gt;
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	<entry>
	<title>Stranded</title>
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	<id>tag:www.blogography.com,2008://1.3630</id>
    <published>2008-11-29T06:38:29Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-29T06:39:26Z</updated>
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		&lt;p&gt;&lt;img class="introphoto" src="http://www.blogography.com/face/serious.gif" align="left" width="55" height="68" border="0" alt="Dave!" /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;My past two days...&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Flight delayed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Flight takes off, circles for 25 minutes, goes back to Seattle.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Flight canceled.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Flight rebooked.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Flight delayed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Flight takes off, circles for 25 minutes, goes back to Seattle.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="movie"&gt;&lt;em&gt;"Yes. Because a slice of dead turkey is worth crashing into the runway and dying in a ball of fire."&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(my response to a woman who's pissed now that her Thanksgiving plans are ruined because they won't land the plane)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Flight canceled.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Flight Rebooked.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wait for suitcase.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wait for hotel shuttle.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Check in to hotel.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="movie"&gt;&lt;em&gt;"Rough night?"&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(the hotel desk clerk, after I accidentally hand over my Hard Rock Pin Club Card instead of my credit card)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Take off pants.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Need food.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Put on pants.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1:00am veggie burger at Denny's&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="movie"&gt;&lt;em&gt;"No... Yes... Maybe... Maybe half-full, thanks."&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(me, after I'm asked if I want a refill on my beverage)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No sleep.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Back to airport.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Qdoba breakfast burrito.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="movie"&gt;&lt;em&gt;"Whatever you call it, there's no cheese. If you want cheese on it, you'll have to pay extra."&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(what I'm told when I say you can't call it a burrito unless it has cheese on it)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Flight delayed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Flight canceled.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Flight rebooked.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Flight delayed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="movie"&gt;&lt;em&gt;"... and yes, those are tea bags hanging on the door, but please... no teabagging in the lavatory."&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(our flight attendant, who mentioned "teabagging" three times in his pre-flight speech)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Flight lands.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Home at last.&lt;/p&gt;
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	<entry>
	<title>Gravy</title>
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    <published>2008-11-27T08:51:36Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-27T08:52:18Z</updated>
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		&lt;p&gt;&lt;img class="introphoto" src="http://www.blogography.com/face/duck.gif" align="left" width="55" height="68" border="0" alt="Dave!" /&gt;I drew this DaveToon last year. Since it still sums up everything I feel about the holiday, I'm running it again this year...&lt;br clear="left"&gt;
&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogography.com/photos24/DaveTurkeyDay.gif" height="420" width="420" border="0" alt="Daveturkeyday" title="" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Still not a good day for turkeys, obviously.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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	<entry>
	<title>Wired</title>
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	<id>tag:www.blogography.com,2008://1.3628</id>
    <published>2008-11-26T08:39:00Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-27T23:37:11Z</updated>
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		&lt;p&gt;&lt;img class="introphoto" src="http://www.blogography.com/face/happy.gif" align="left" width="55" height="68" border="0" alt="Dave!" /&gt;Yesterday when I learned that one of the people I loathe most in the world, Ann Coulter, had broken her jaw and gotten her mouth wired shut, I didn't know quite how to react. On one hand, she was still alive. On the other hand, the bitch wouldn't be spewing her disgusting agenda of hate, division, discrimination, lies, homophobia, deception, fabrication, exaggeration, persecution, abuse, and general dumbassery... at least not by speaking it. I'm sure she'll still be cranking out the bile on her website and start in on another book of partisan political idiocy. but at least I won't have to see the piece of shit blathering on my television.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After the elation over the delicious news had settled in, I wondered who finally punched Ann Coutler in the face. Turns out she &lt;em&gt;wasn't&lt;/em&gt; punched in the face... she fell. At first I was disappointed, but then I relished the sweet irony that led fate to make her silence herself. All I can conclude is that God Himself didn't want Coulter spouting off with her never-ending stream of bullshit as Obama got to work trying to get us out of this massive hole we've dug ourselves into. The Lord does work in mysterious ways, making me curious to know what He has planned next. I can only imagine that Bill O'Reilly will be crushed by a meteor, Rush Limbaugh will suffer a massive heart attack, Sean Hannity will be eaten alive by a plague of locusts, and Elizabeth Hasselbeck will just fucking explode in a cloud of sublime ignorance.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Divine retribution's a bitch.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But something tells me it won't be interpreted this way, even though Pat Robertson would undoubtedly say exactly that if it were Al Franken who fell and broke &lt;em&gt;his&lt;/em&gt; jaw. Hey, if the nut-job can blame the sinners of New Orleans for getting themselves selectively flooded by God's &lt;span style="text-decoration: line-through;"&gt;love&lt;/span&gt; wrath, who knows where his delusions end?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For balance, I suppose Keith Olbermann will stub his toe. Though, in many ways, he can be just as divisionary and inflammatory as his Right-Wing counterparts, so maybe he will spontaneously combust or something.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyway... I've written many times about my rabid loathing for Ann Coulter, so I'm reprinting a few choice Ann Coulter snippets from past Blogography entries in honor of her having to shut the fuck up for a while...&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;h3 class="title"&gt;Hygiene. October 5, 2006&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogography.com/photos15/DavarationH.jpg" height="196" width="420" border="0" alt="Davaration H" title="Davaration H" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span class="tinytext"&gt;Fight fire with fire... when there's a pain in your ass, reach for Ann Coulter!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogography.com/archives/2006/10/hygiene.html" target="_blank" title="Blogography Link"&gt;-&gt; LINK&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Yes, I know... I know... by reveling in the misfortune of Ms. Coulter, I'm guilty of following her lead and dishing out the hate... but &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;come on!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; She broke her jaw and had to get her disgusting mouth wired shut! It's just too good for me to pass up!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'm sorry.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But not really. I'm okay with being evil when it suits me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;More Coulter-bashing from the Blogography archives follows in an extended entry.&lt;/p&gt;


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	<title>Wisconsin</title>
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    <published>2008-11-26T06:20:53Z</published>
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		&lt;p&gt;&lt;img class="introphoto" src="http://www.blogography.com/face/lookup.gif" align="left" width="55" height="68" border="0" alt="Dave!" /&gt;I end up in the wilds of Wisconsin at least twice every year. There are far worse places to end up, because I just love the people here. When this comes up in conversation, it's usually attributed to "Midwest Values" which conjures up images of rural farmers living off the land and being generally decent, salt-of-the-earth kind of folk. Still others attribute it to "Christian values" which may also be true... but I hasten to point out that Wisconsin has traditionally voted as a &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_states_and_blue_states" target="_blank" title="Wikipedia Link"&gt;Blue State&lt;/a&gt; and is not an official part of &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesusland" target="_blank" title="Wikipedia Link"&gt;Jesusland&lt;/a&gt;. I have no idea what makes the people so warm and friendly, they just are. Even in larger cities like Milwaukee, there is a different vibe as to how you're addressed and treated... even as a "foreigner."&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When visiting the rural areas of the state, there are many little oddities and eccentricities one must adapt to. Here are some of my favorites...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogography.com/photos31/WisconsinCheese.gif" height="350" width="245" border="0" alt="DAVETOON: Lil' Dave with a Cheesehead hat on." title="Wisconsin Cheese" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;CHEESE.&lt;/strong&gt; Wisconsin is known as "America's Dairyland," and they take this title very seriously. Particularly when it comes to cheese. Wisconsin makes 25% of all US cheese, and produces some of the finest you'll find anywhere. And they know it. Cheese is dumped on everything, probably because it's abundant and delicious. As you can imagine, this makes me very happy, because cheese is one of my favorite foods. As a Pacific Northwesterner, my favorite cheese is &lt;a href="http://www.tillamookcheese.com/" target="_blank" title="Tillamook Link"&gt;Tillamook&lt;/a&gt; from Oregon. As a world traveler, my favorite international cheeses come from France and The Netherlands. That being said, my favorite place to &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;eat&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; cheese is Wisconsin. The white cheddar here is heavenly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogography.com/photos31/WisonsinMeat.gif" height="350" width="245" border="0" alt="DAVETOON: Lil' Dave Tearing Into a Steak" title="Wisconsin Meat" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;MEAT.&lt;/strong&gt; Wisconsin natives love their meat, and people who don't eat meat are a complete enigma to them. I have numerous stories of being a vegetarian trapped in Wisconsin, but it always boils down to complete and total confusion over what to do with somebody who doesn't eat meat. Yesterday I went to Culver's (a large restaurant chain throughout the Midwest) and asked if they had a veggie burger (I always do, just in case they've added one since the last time I've eaten there). The kid taking my order was new, and spent a good two minutes looking over all the electronic buttons on his cash register before calling over a manager for help. When the manager arrived, I asked him if they had a veggie burger, and his response was to ask if I was meaning a hamburger without a bun. The concept of a burger not made from meat is completely outside their ability to grasp. And it's not just that Wisconsin natives like meat... they can't get enough of it. You'll regularly find menus which feature meats accessorized with other meats. Beef stuffed with turkey and wrapped with bacon, for example. If you're lucky, it will be served covered in cheese sauce.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogography.com/photos31/WisconsinFish.gif" height="350" width="245" border="0" alt="DAVETOON: Lil' Dave holding up a fish." title="Wisconsin Fish" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;FISH FRY.&lt;/strong&gt; Don't even think about trying to get anything except fried fish on a Friday night at any local Wisconsin restaurant. One time I accidentally went to a "home cookin'" eatery on a Friday night because I didn't know any better. When I explained I was vegetarian, my waitress said "no problem," and offered to give me a baked potato with my fish. When I asked if I could have a grilled cheese sandwich instead, I was asked what kind of fish I wanted with it. Your only hope to avoiding fish is to go to McDonalds or Culvers, which will be selling fish sandwiches like crazy, but will still be willing to sell you non-fish alternatives.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogography.com/photos31/WisconsinDialect.gif" height="350" width="245" border="0" alt="DAVETOON: Lil' Dave dressed in German lederhosen." title="Wisconsin Dialect" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;DIALECT.&lt;/strong&gt; Speech patterns in 'Scansin are charming, to say the least. Almost Sarah Palinesque, but with intelligence and in complete sentences. The state's proximity to Canada also insures that a liberal dose of "eh?" will be sprinkled in your conversation the further north you go. Heavy German ancestry in the area gives many areas of the state a distinctly German slant in both diction and pronunciation. The "th" sound is a rarity, and gets changed to either "t" or "d"... particularly in rural areas. Most difficult of all though is the speed at which they speak here. There is no punctuation or pauses when a Wisconsonian is talking. &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;"Hey-der-Dafe-yoos-wan-anudder-soda-und-a-braht?"&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; roughly translates to &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;"Hey there, Dave! Would you care for another carbonated beverage and perhaps a bratwurst?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; Swearing is also a rarity. When somebody gets really mad, you might get a "gosh-darn" or a "guldarnit" out of them, but it's practically unheard of to drop an f-bomb in mixed company. But most charming of all is that there is no "yes" in Wisconsin. Depending on where you're at, you'll get a "uff-dah!" or "hey-yah!" or "yah-hey!" or "you-betcha!" or "okay-den!" or "okey-dokey!" or "oh-yah!" or even "yah-ain't-wrong!" but rarely a simple "yes."&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogography.com/photos31/WisconsinPackers.gif" height="350" width="245" border="0" alt="DAVETOON: Lil' Dave dressed in a Green Bay Packers football uniform." title="Wisonsin Packers" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;GREEN BAY PACKERS.&lt;/strong&gt; There is no other football team on earth except the Green Bay Packers in all of Wisconsin. You are either a die-hard Packers fan or dead. People paint their houses and cars in Packers green-and-gold. Packers flags fly everywhere. On game days, everybody wears Packers clothing. After my first two trips to Wisconsin, I ended up buying a Favre* jersey and Packers sweatshirt as urban camouflage. At one point, I had joked with a friend here that I was going to go to work wearing a jersey from a rival team (and next-door neighbor) Minnesota Vikings or the Chicago Bears. &lt;em&gt;"Dats-not-funny-der-Dafe-yoos-gonna-get-yoos-kilt!"&lt;/em&gt; To this day I can't tell if they were joking or not. But since death is something I'm trying to avoid just now, I've played it safe and stuck with green-and-gold.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;* &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brett_favre" target="_blank" title="Wikipedia Link"&gt;Bret Favre&lt;/a&gt; (legendary quarterback) was once revered as a demi-god around these parts, but was traded to the New York Jets after Green Bay decided to part ways with him when he came out of retirement. Since he no longer plays for the Packers, people here remember him with fondness, but assume he died since he's not on the team anymore.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogography.com/photos31/WisconsinFashion.gif" height="350" width="245" border="0" alt="DAVETOON: Lil' Dave dressed as Madonna circa 1985." title="Wisconsin Fashion" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;FASHION.&lt;/strong&gt; Wisconsin is by no means backwards when it comes to trends and fashion. People here are pretty much like people everywhere when it comes to that kind of stuff. However, the proportion of ladies stuck in the 80's seems to be much higher in Wisconsin than the national average. Roller bangs... poofy bangs... feathered hair... LEG WARMERS(?)... and other retro stylings pop up with surprising regularity. Or maybe it's just that I notice them more when I'm here. I dunno. In any event, I don't mind the 80's flashbacks I get while visiting... I liked the 80's.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogography.com/photos31/WisconsinFrozenCustard.gif" height="350" width="245" border="0" alt="DAVETOON: Lil' Dave eating Frozen Custard." title="Wisconsin Frozen Custard" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;FROZEN CUSTARD.&lt;/strong&gt; I have no idea why frozen custard has not obtain rabid popularity outside of the Midwest, because it's frackin' amazing. Wisonsonians live and die by the stuff, and can be categorized by their favorite place to buy it. The big two are Culver's and Kopp's... but there are dozens of local favorites like Gillies and Leon's, which litter the landscape. I won't be satisfied until I've tried them all.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogography.com/photos31/WisconsinPatriot.gif" height="350" width="245" border="0" alt="DAVETOON: Lil' Dave in a MIA/POW shirt with a MIA/POW bracelet on." title="Wisconsin Patriotism" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;PATRIOTISM.&lt;/strong&gt; American pride runs deep in Wisconsin, and not just as a result of 9-11 or the so-called "war on terror." They've &lt;em&gt;always&lt;/em&gt; been deeply patriotic people, and not in a tacky or artificial way like you see in so many places now. When they support the troops here, it's not just because it's the trendy thing to do... they mean it. But what really makes me appreciate Wisconsin patriotism comes from my devotion to MIA/POW awareness issues. I see more MIA/POW flags flying in Wisconsin than I see anywhere else, and it gladdens my heart. There are several good organizations here making sure that we Never Forget, and I love them for that. This ain't America's heartland for nothing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogography.com/photos31/WisconsinHarleyRider.gif" height="350" width="245" border="0" alt="DAVETOON: Lil' Dave dressed up as a biker." title="Wisconsin Harley-Davidson" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;HARLEY-DAVIDSON.&lt;/strong&gt; There are no other motorcycles. If you ain't riding a Hog in Wisconsin, you ain't ridin' shit. I've toured the remarkable &lt;a href="http://www.harley-davidson.com/wcm/Content/Pages/Factory_Tours/wauwatosa.jsp?locale=en_US" target="_blank" title="Harley Davidson Link"&gt;Harley-Davidson Powertrain Operations Factory in Wauwatosa&lt;/a&gt; more times than I can count.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;And that's just a few of my favorite Wisconsin eccentricities that makes me enjoy visiting here so much.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for cheese.&lt;/p&gt;
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	<title>Bullet Sunday 107</title>
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    <published>2008-11-24T15:43:21Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-25T20:47:08Z</updated>
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		<name>David Simmer II</name>
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		&lt;p&gt;&lt;img class="introphoto" src="http://www.blogography.com/face/comeon.gif" align="left" width="55" height="68" border="0" alt="Dave!" /&gt;It's Bullet Sunday on Monday from chilly Wisconsin!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yesterday I had intended on posting this as a second entry, my "real" entry for the day. But internet at my hotel is spotty, so I never got the chance because it went down before I could finish. That's the bad news. The good news is that I'm one of only three guests staying at the entire hotel, so it's been very quiet. I like me the quiet hotel.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;bull; Cheese and Crackers.&lt;/strong&gt; Whenever I travel, I always take along packages of Cheese and Crackers. Not just because they taste great (they've got cheese in 'em!) but because the packaging is useful as an iPhone stand for watching movies more comfortably. Just turn it upside-down after eating the contents, and there you go...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogography.com/photos31/iPhoneHolder.jpg" height="330" width="500" border="0" alt="iPhone Cracker Holder" title="iPhone Cracker Holder" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I mention this because the guy across the aisle from me on the plane thought this was the coolest thing since sliced bread.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;bull; Flying The Friendly Skies.&lt;/strong&gt; As a "Platinum Elite" flyer, I'm pretty much guaranteed a First Class upgrade any time I fly domestic with Northwest Airlines (for now... once they merge with Delta, who knows?). This doesn't make me special, it just means I fly a lot. And, while I do enjoy the extra legroom and being able to sit more comfortably, I'm not devastated if the upgrade doesn't happen. This is contrary to most other frequent fliers I've seen, who freak out if they don't get it. Eventually they called pre-boarding for First Class, so I got up and walked to the gate. As I was standing there behind other passengers, some guy comes out of nowhere with a Burger King bag and a boat-load of other shit he was carrying. He made a ruckus as he worked his way through the crowd informing anybody who would listen that he was "first class." When he finally got up to me, he said &lt;em&gt;"Are you in line?"&lt;/em&gt; To which I replied &lt;em&gt;"Yes."&lt;/em&gt; He then said &lt;em&gt;"Sorry, you didn't look like you were first class."&lt;/em&gt; To which I replied &lt;em&gt;"Fuck you."&lt;/em&gt; It wasn't loud enough for anybody else to hear, but I was pissed off and didn't care. He wiped the shock off his face, did a nervous laugh, then fell in line behind me. Fortunately, I didn't have to sit next to the dumbass on the plane, because that might have been awkward. For him. I didn't give a shit. I was wearing jeans and a &lt;a href="http://www.simmerstyle.com/" target="_blank" title="Simmer Link"&gt;Simmer Style&lt;/a&gt; hoodie. How this disqualifies me from looking like I fly a lot, I have no idea. But people who make judgements from appearances don't make much sense to me anyways.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;bull; Warlords DS.&lt;/strong&gt; WHERE IS IT?!? WASN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE RELEASED IN 2007?!? Probably my favorite strategy game of all time, &lt;em&gt;Warlords II,&lt;/em&gt; is supposed to be coming to the Nintendo DS. I've been anxiously waiting for &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;years&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; now to get my hands on it, yet I've never found it for sale. From what I can tell, the company originally releasing it went under, now Glyphic Entertainment(the developer) has new distributor. A visit to &lt;a href="http://www.glyphicent.com/index2.html" target="_blank" title="Glyphic Link"&gt;their web site&lt;/a&gt; shows "Coming Soon" but that's what I've been hearing forever. How soon is soon?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogography.com/photos31/WarlordsDS.jpg" height="439" width="500" border="0" alt="Warlords DS Box Art" title="Warlords DS Box Art" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Even better than Warlords II for Nintendo DS would be &lt;em&gt;Warlords II &lt;/em&gt;for iPhone! I wonder if &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;that&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; project is in the works? Apparently the spin-off &lt;em&gt;Puzzle Quest: Challenge of The Warlords&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href="http://wireless.ign.com/articles/914/914332p1.html" target="_blank" title="IGN Link"&gt;will be available for iPhone next month,&lt;/a&gt; so my fingers are crossed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;bull; Secretary of State.&lt;/strong&gt; So Hillary Clinton has accepted President Elect Obama's offer to become Secretary of State. This does not make me very happy. Not because she's a woman, but because she's Hillary Clinton. Barrack Obama's lack of experience never much bothered me because he could surround himself with brilliant and heavily experienced people in all fields and use their advice from which to govern. THAT'S what a president does. But now he's put somebody's in charge of foreign affairs whose "foreign experience" comes from the globetrotting she did as First Lady? Seriously? If I didn't hate &lt;a href="http://www.stolenhonor.com/" target="_blank" title="Kerry Link"&gt;John Kerry&lt;/a&gt; so much, I'd question why his 20 years on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee wasn't tapped for that position. Or, if Obama was dead-set on having a woman in that position, why not pick &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_E._Rice" target="_blank" title="Wikipedia Link"&gt;Susan Rice? &lt;/a&gt;I mean, holy shit... she was Obama's foreign policy advisor during the campaign and has boat-loads of experience! If he wanted to prove that he is bi-partisan, why not pick Republican Senator &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Luger" target="_blank" title="Wikipedia Link"&gt;Dick Lugar?&lt;/a&gt; He may be on the opposite party, but he has foreign experience for miles and similar foreign policy ideals to Obama (they worked together on the "Lugar-Obama Proliferation and Threat Reduction Initiative," and Luger endorsed Obama for foreign policy experience over McCain in the election). Hey, having a Republican Secretary of State in a Democratic White House worked on &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Hurrah_(The_West_Wing)" target="_blank" title="Wikipedia Link"&gt;one of my favorite episodes of &lt;em&gt;The West Wing!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt; This is a highly questionable decision, and I hope it doesn't come back to bite us in the ass. If we've learned anything in the past eight years, it's that having shitty foreign relations doesn't help us any.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogography.com/photos31/SantosVinickBipartisanship.jpg" height="330" width="500" border="0" alt="Santos Vinick Bipartisanship" title="Santos Vinick Bipartisanship" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;bull The West Wing.&lt;/strong&gt; Speaking of &lt;em&gt;The West Wing,&lt;/em&gt; here's a list of my five most memorable episodes of the show...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Supremes_(The_West_Wing)" target="_blank" title="Wikipedia Link"&gt;The Supremes.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; When a Republican Supreme Court justice suddenly dies, the Bartlet administration scrambles to find a worthy replacement, and the halls are filled with candidates. But it's Donna's parents' cats who provides the solution. Features brilliant guest-casting of Glenn Close.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stackhouse_Filibuster" target="_blank" title="Wikipedia Link"&gt;The Stackhouse Filibuster.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; A stubborn Senator delays a vote, and the Senate's vacation, for over nine hours. Nobody knows why until Donna figures out that Stackhouse has a personal reason to make sure the vote won't take place.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_on_Mars_(The_West_Wing)" target="_blank" title="Wikipedia Link"&gt;Life on Mars.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; A seemingly benign press leak begins a journey that lasts for a day and a night and ends with the discovery of a scandal affecting the uppermost levels of the administration. Fantastic guest spot by Matthew Perry as White House lawyer Joe Quincy.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Hurrah_(The_West_Wing)" target="_blank" title="Wikipedia Link"&gt;The Last Hurrah.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; While President Elect Santos is wrapped up in choosing his new VP, losing Republican Vinick tries to adapt to life after the election when a surprising opportunity comes his way. A show featuring Alan Alda at his very best.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Proportional_Response" target="_blank" title="Wikipedia Link"&gt;A Proportional Response.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; The President plots revenge on terrorists as he gathers his advisors in the White House. His foul mood intimidates his new aide, Charlie, a college-age man whose mother was recently killed while working as a police officer.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;And now it's time for me to brave the cold so I can get some dinner. It's supposed to snow tomorrow, and I think we all know just how much I'm looking forward to that.&lt;/p&gt;

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	<entry>
	<title>Made</title>
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	<id>tag:www.blogography.com,2008://1.3625</id>
    <published>2008-11-23T19:19:33Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-23T19:19:44Z</updated>
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		<name>David Simmer II</name>
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		&lt;p&gt;&lt;img class="introphoto" src="http://www.blogography.com/face/serious.gif" align="left" width="55" height="68" border="0" alt="Dave!" /&gt;I've always done my best to support American workers and American businesses in the hopes that they would support me and my work. Over the years this has grown increasingly difficult.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At first, it was because the things I need aren't made here anymore. Unable to compete with the cheaper cost of materials and labor abroad, American businesses started closing up shop. Every year it's a bigger struggle to try and support the American economy, and that's very sad (especially given the dire straights we're in now).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here's some of the things I've had to purchase over the past year which illustrates this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FEBRUARY: &lt;em&gt;&amp;bull; Custom Playing Cards, Offset Printing...&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;USA:&lt;/strong&gt; $3 (min. 10,000 decks). CHINA: $3 (min 1,000 decks)&lt;br /&gt;
Ummm... yeah, I only needed 500 decks, so I pretty much &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;had&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; to go to China since my heart was set on offset printing. There was no way I would be able to get rid of 9,500 extra decks or afford a $30,000 investment. Unfortunately, the card stock and print quality from China was not what I was hoping for, but that's what you get for trying to save $29,000.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;JUNE: &lt;em&gt;&amp;bull; Molded Wooden Baskets...&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;USA:&lt;/strong&gt; Not available. &lt;strong&gt;CHINA:&lt;/strong&gt; $4 each, 500 qty.&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah... it's hard to buy American when you can't even find the item made in America.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;JULY: &lt;em&gt;&amp;bull; Specialty Plastics...&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;USA:&lt;/strong&gt; $1800 delivered. &lt;strong&gt;CHINA:&lt;/strong&gt; $1350 delivered.&lt;br /&gt;
This was a small part of a bigger project, so the $450 was not a major issue. I save money for my clients wherever I can, but these items were time sensitive and I worried about the international delivery messing up my project. So I decided to buy American. At least I did until I found out from somebody that the American company didn't manufacturer their own plastics anymore, but instead imported them from China. Sure their experience with foreign imports might be a help... but, in the end, it didn't seem worth the extra money for an intermediary when I could go directly to the source.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OCTOBER: &lt;em&gt;&amp;bull; Custom Packaging Prototypes...&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;USA:&lt;/strong&gt; $129 each, 20 qty. &lt;strong&gt;CHINA:&lt;/strong&gt; $22 each, 20 qty.&lt;br /&gt;
These are complex prototypes requiring intricate pieces to be assembled by hand. The price difference is staggering, yet there was no discernible difference in the quality of the samples I received. If I were buying just one prototype, I might have considered the American company because the shipping from China would add to the price... but when you're buying &lt;em&gt;twenty&lt;/em&gt; of them, it would be grossly irresponsible to saddle my client with that kind of unnecessary cost.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NOVEMBER: &lt;em&gt;&amp;bull; Custom 3D Models...&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;USA:&lt;/strong&gt; $750 each, unrigged - $1500 each, rigged. &lt;strong&gt;INDIA:&lt;/strong&gt; $500 each, rigged.&lt;br /&gt;
At first this seemed like a no-brainer. The work portfolios were similar, so paying three times more would be absurd. Wouldn't it? But after interviewing the artists, my decision was easy. The American modeler asked numerous questions and was curious to get my input for translating the object from 2D to 3D. They truly cared about getting it right and making me happy. Interviewing the Indian modeler was frustrating, because I never got the sense that they knew or cared what I wanted. They guaranteed my satisfaction, but I didn't feel a part of the process, and wasn't confident they could deliver. In the end, the extra cost in going American was worth my piece of mind. From what I've seen so far, the added money was totally worth it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tragic.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Looking back on these and other projects, I usually end up buying foreign for physical products, domestic for conceptual work... even though going domestic always costs me more. I worry greatly that soon the cost difference will be so overwhelming that I'll have no choice but to hire foreign for &lt;em&gt;everything.&lt;/em&gt; This is a very scary prospect, because it's highlighting a much bigger and far scarier picture of where we're headed. If this trend continues the only jobs available will be service-oriented... this country won't &lt;em&gt;make&lt;/em&gt; anything.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Even ideas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If only I could outsource my doubts and fears for the United States of America. It would be a lot easier to sleep at night.&lt;/p&gt;

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	<entry>
	<title>Daylight</title>
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	<id>tag:www.blogography.com,2008://1.3624</id>
    <published>2008-11-23T07:00:23Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-23T19:19:25Z</updated>
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		<name>David Simmer II</name>
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		&lt;p&gt;&lt;img class="introphoto" src="http://www.blogography.com/face/cool.gif" align="left" width="55" height="68" border="0" alt="Dave!" /&gt;Fabulous. Internet at my hotel just went down. A call to the front desk and I'm told that they don't know anything about the internet here, and the person on the day shift will know how to fix it. Guess I'm going to bed early.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I read in the news last night that Barack Obama might be planning to get rid of Daylight Savings Time when he gets into office.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Considering the fact that I fucking hate... &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;HATE&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;... Daylight Savings Time, this would make me very, very happy. I've railed against the idiocy of DST &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&amp;amp;rls=en-us&amp;amp;q=site:blogography.com+daylight+savings&amp;amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;amp;oe=UTF-8" target="_blank" title="Google Link"&gt;a few times in my blog&lt;/a&gt;, a lot of times in Real Life, and constantly in my head. It may have made sense back when Benjamin Franklin was petitioning for it in the 1700's, but clinging to it now is just plain stupid. Our lifestyles have drastically changed. During World War II, Daylight Savings was said to reduce energy consumption... and maybe it did... but modern studies show that DST actually uses &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;more&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; energy because of air conditioning and other energy consuming devices they didn't have to worry about back in 1918 when DST was enacted. The list goes on and on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;About the only argument I've ever heard that makes any sense at all is that DST is better for school children come Winter when it's shifted back to Standard Time. The theory is that riding the bus or walking to school at early hours is safer when it's lighter out. This is a rational argument, but I'm not totally convinced because this seems like a backwards argument (if Standard Time is better, shouldn't we stay on Standard Time all the time?). Shorter days in general are going to cause it to be dark either before or after school... moving time around so that a kid's biological clock is messed up is hardly conducive to learning as they struggle to adapt to the time change. During the Summer when DST takes effect, there's plenty of daylight and it's just not needed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In any event, I certainly hope that President Obama will abolish Daylight Savings Time. It would be a very good start in eliminating the huge amount of dumbfuckery that our country clings to out of tradition rather than common sense, which is &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;exactly&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; the reason so many people wanted him as our president in the first place...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogography.com/photos31/ObamaChange.jpg" height="500" width="320" border="0" alt="Obama Change Poster" title="Obama Change Poster" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Eliminating Daylight Savings Time? Now &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;that's&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; change I can believe in!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If only we didn't have to wait until January 20th for President-Elect Obama to get to work.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;UPDATE:&lt;/strong&gt; I updated this entry to reflect the argument for kids to reflect that they were advocating the CHANGE from DST to Standard Time, not the actual daylight hours itself... which makes even less sense to me, but okay. The simple fact is that there is considerably less daylight in the Winter months compared to the Summer months. Moving the clock around isn't going to change this fact and, considering we get the most daylight in the Summer months anyway, trying to save something we have in abundance doesn't make much sense. If it wastes energy, as some argue, then that's just one more reason to get rid of it.&lt;/p&gt;
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