Blogography: 2012 - David Simmer is voting for himself in the 2012 US Presidential Election

2012

Posted on November 16, 2009

Dave! Can we really risk the alternatives?

DAVETOON: VOTE DAVE 2012

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Comments

I'd totally vote for you. Write-in even.

You know those old "Don't blame me, I voted for Opus." t-shirts? You should totally make up a batch of "Don't blame me, I voted for li'l Dave." t-shirts for 2012. Bank.

Posted by Coal Miner's Granddaughter on November 17, 2009 | Reply

No need for a write-in... I think word-of-mouth will put me on the ballot!

Dave2 replied to comment from Coal Miner's Granddaughter on November 17, 2009 | Reply

Where do I sign up?

Posted by Hilly on November 17, 2009 | Reply

All it takes is a simple one-time donation of ONE MILLION DOLLARS or greater, and you're onboard! I'm looking forward to receiving your money order or personal check!

Dave2 replied to comment from Hilly on November 17, 2009 | Reply

I'm on board.

Posted by Sybil Law on November 17, 2009 | Reply

Ah, I can look forward to your one-time donation of ONE MILLION DOLLARS or more then? Thank you for your support!

Dave2 replied to comment from Sybil Law on November 17, 2009 | Reply

we absolutely cannot risk the alternative. go dave!

Posted by muskrat on November 17, 2009 | Reply

Especially when the alternative is "not Dave"... unthinkable!

Dave2 replied to comment from muskrat on November 17, 2009 | Reply

I'm in! That's one vote...

Posted by Finn on November 17, 2009 | Reply

But that's not good enough. Everybody really needs to find a way to vote for me 100,000 times each if this is going to work. Time to start forging identities in all fifty states!!

Dave2 replied to comment from Finn on November 17, 2009 | Reply

I would like to offer my services to your campaign. I promise to adjust my worldview as you see fit.

Posted by Ren on November 17, 2009 | Reply

My current worldview is such that I want a Bean & Cheese Burrito for lunch. Thanks so much for taking care of that! I'll be sure to get you a lanyard so it's official.

Dave2 replied to comment from Ren on November 17, 2009 | Reply

According to Roland Emmerich, the world will end anyways, so we might as well go out with Bad Monkey as a running mate!

Posted by Avitable on November 17, 2009 | Reply

I think the world WILL end in 2012...

...if I'm not elected President of The United States of America!

Dave2 replied to comment from Avitable on November 17, 2009 | Reply

Well, let's see. I know your wardrobe is reasonable, you have proven you can unite people on both sides of the isle and you have a talent for knowing the right things to say to everyone.

You have officially passed your "I'm Nothing Like Palin" list. You can count on my vote.

Posted by martymankins on November 17, 2009 | Reply

I'm sold.

Posted by David on November 17, 2009 | Reply

Where is the monsta-sized tsunami destroying Nueva Nueva and the meteorz crashing into famous landmarkz across the globe?!

Posted by josh on November 17, 2009 | Reply

Only if you let Tracy Morgan be your VP, as I tweeted about yesterday. Thank you.

Posted by Poppy on November 18, 2009 | Reply

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