Two goals in one = become a billionaire porn star!
Porn is a recession proof industry.

Posted by Don on January 08, 2009 | Reply

if you want a little bit of a challenge, you could always consider solving the whole gaza crisis. that one might take ya more than a month. of course, i'm sure if you add it to your 2010 list it will still need doing at that time.

Posted by eric on January 08, 2009 | Reply

please, please cure the common cold THIS year!!

Posted by hello haha narf on January 09, 2009 | Reply

If you need any suggestions on the beer front, I can hook a brutha up. Plus my lady works as a salesperson for a large craft beer distributor, so she's always recommending something unique for me.

Posted by B.E. Earl on January 09, 2009 | Reply

I don't think becoming a porn star would be a good choice right now. I hear they are having money trouble just like every other industry right now.

Posted by radioactive tori on January 09, 2009 | Reply

Have you tried the strawberry milkshake flavor of Pop Tarts? They're pretty damn good.

Posted by Avitable on January 09, 2009 | Reply

When your ready for 2010 let me know.

I know a good GGW cameraman.

Posted by NYCWD on January 09, 2009 | Reply

I'd say you'd better get to work on 2010 pretty damned quickly. You're going to be very busy. Except for the Girls Gone Wild part....that'll be easy.

Posted by A Lewis on January 09, 2009 | Reply

I have been waiting for a 2009 monkey/Dave...thanks for the iPhone wallpaper

Posted by Darci on January 09, 2009 | Reply

Wow, after that I feel like I'm just not aiming high enough... ;-)

Posted by Whitenoise on January 09, 2009 | Reply

Maybe you should make a resolution to improve your goal setting. Seems like you only have the extremes of too easy or too difficult.

Posted by Ren on January 09, 2009 | Reply

Dave, have you ever tried Vailima? It is a great, original Samoan beer. And it's cheap! Of course I was a poor twenty-something back when I lived there so I guess cheap equaled great. But it's still worth a try if you can find it Stateside!

Posted by Nicole on January 09, 2009 | Reply

What happened to the "become a porn star" resolution? 2011?

Posted by Jeff on January 09, 2009 | Reply

I love a man with goals! Esp. if he's a billionaire. Aw, who am I kidding?! I just love you- for making me smile. You cure the cold, though - and I'll be your slave. :)

Posted by Sybil Law on January 09, 2009 | Reply

I resolve to beg money from billionaire Dave, who made his money starring in a GGW video, and the pivotal episode (100th monkey time) that launched the Dave craze was the one where he accidentally stumbled on the cure for the common cold (lavish amounts of butter). I'll just beg for enough money to join him on his self-financed trip to the moon.

Posted by whall on January 09, 2009 | Reply

If you host a Girls Gone Wild on the moon, it will probably make you a billionaire--networks can run it late at night and then you'd only have to worry about the common cold cure to complete the set...

Posted by Naomi on January 09, 2009 | Reply

I figure if you get enough of ladies us drunk at TequilaCon, just film us "Bloggers Gone Wild!" and make some dough.

Oh, wait. I meant "ladies and Avitable."

Posted by Coal Miner's Granddaughter on January 10, 2009 | Reply

Immediately I thought to myself... where on earth has Dave NEVER been to??? And WHICH hard rock cafe have you yet visited? The beer... wow - you have a list of kinds of beer you've tasted? The mac -- you're going to do that anyway, right?

I would love to see a Dave's monkies gone wild... :P

happy new year!

Posted by CuriosityKiller on January 13, 2009 | Reply