Urgh! Sucky sucky suck!
The cartoons totally rock(et) though! (Lousy pun, sorry, shoot me too please.)
WTF?? It's happened to me AGAIN?!? Seriously, do these fuckers not know how to take inventory?
Somebody needs to die.
Oooh, does this mean we'll be treated to another series of Bad Monkey revenge-killing toons?
Sure hope so, I'm interested to see what new, creative ways of killing he'll come up with.
Is it wrong to get so excited over a cartoon monkey?
Posted by carlos m. hernandez on July 08, 2008 | Reply
I laughed my ass off when I saw Bad Monkey crap on the counter!
Posted by Angie on July 08, 2008 | Reply
wow, seriously Dave...I am thinking about going to go to Mohegan Sun, getting you a veggie burger at Johnny Rockets and have it air mailed to you just to make you happy...all this death and destruction...it's so senseless!
Posted by Cissa Fireheart on July 08, 2008 | Reply
Penelope... No doubt! I wanted my veggie burger!!
Carlos... I hope it's not wrong, or else I am in serious trouble.
Watchdawg... I'm positive of it. Because Bad Monkey can count to ONE. When you're down to ONE CASE, order MORE!
Angie... Probably because you didn't have to clean it up.
Cissa... More or less senseless than Johnny Rockets being so stupid that they can't keep a FROZEN item in stock??
Miss Britt... His diet consists entirely of vodka and chocolate pudding lately, so you could be right.
My mom is vegetarian, and when traveling, she has been known to carry a Boca Burger in a cooler, HAND it to the fast-food restaurant (notably, Wendy's was cooperative), and ask them to make her a sandwich using it. I was perfectly mortified, but she went home happy.
Harold... I was trying really hard not to, but that's all they had available.
Iron Fist... No doubt. On the list of EPIC FAILS, Johnny Rockets not being able to keep a fucking FROZEN veggie burger inventory is about as FAIL as you can get!
Finn... I agree. I'm trying to calm down before I write my letter.
Shari... The last time I was at the U-District Johnny Rockets, I very nearly walked across the street and bought a box. But I was so pissed that I probably would have kicked it up somebody's ass.
Kilax... Apparently maintaining an inventory of a FROZEN item that DOESN'T SPOIL is monumentally difficult... all reason to the contrary.
Ajooja... I'd say he loves you too... but I think we both know that's not true.
Tug... Depends... were you laughing AT me or WITH me? :-)
John... I'd like to think that he at least pissed himself... but that he was wearing Depends, so it didn't show.
Dave, you have GOT to stop stuffing your feelings. It could cause an aneurysm. Let it out, dude.
Posted by Tracy Lynn on July 08, 2008 | Reply
it is seriously wrong how much i love that bad monkey crapped on the counter.
even sadder is how much i have wanted to do that in many situations.
and yet those facts make me giggle.
me thinks i have issues.
Posted by hello haha narf on July 08, 2008 | Reply
No offense, dude, but I'm really happy to be a carnivore. (Hey, I wonder what monkey steaks are like...?)
Seriously, it's admirable, though, that people like you are willing to suffer for their beliefs.
Posted by Whitenoise on July 09, 2008 | Reply
I saw that things are rough in real life, so I sent you some chocolate pudding on webkinz world. Chocolate pudding can fix just about anything, right?
Posted by radioactive tori on July 09, 2008 | Reply
Johnny Rocket's doesn't have soft-serve ice cream, do they? Because what Bad Monkey left on the counter, there....oh, never mind.
(Oh, and Bella wanted me to make sure you know that your monkey is "Pet of the Month" on Webkinz this month. Extra goodies for all the monkeys.)
Johnny Rockets better get it together. If they keep screwing you over like this, I'm going to have to boycott, and they don't want to see a Ninja who's had to go without his beloved tuna melts!
Posted by Atomic Bombshell on July 17, 2008 | Reply
Think of how I feel when I am surrounded by morons! I hate my job so much. The worst is when old rich white people or preppy doosh bags(i'm not racist I'm half white). no offense, they know who they are, come in and ask if i'm the soda jerk, and want you to make everything exactly like it was in the fifties. Sometimes I want to say that we should put a WHITES ONLY sign above the counter and re-create history with the first T-BAGGED milk shake and first pube burger fifties style. Some of you are cool and deserve great service, and i hate it when I cannot deliver due to the retardedness of my staff and being pre-occupied with those moron customers who want to know why it takes over 5 minutes for a 6 person order with all well done burgers. But what I hate more than those customers are the management staff. I'm low man on the totum poll and the red headed step child to my superiors. And my bosses are retarded. i have to deal with a lazy 40 year old server and retarded teenagers for servers who make almost as much as me. I regret every day I am there. Times were hard a year ago and I wanted to move forward in my career so I took the first thing smoking. I know being a restaurant manger generally sucks but it shouldn't be as demeaning and crappy as making 26,000 a year with no benifits working well over 50 hours a week alot near 60. So please dont shoot me. make sure that the person you shoot is over 5'10" or shorter than 5'7" just in case you do get to bust a cap in a johnny rockets employee before I do.
Posted by Mike Jones on July 26, 2009 | Reply
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