It burns it burns. Good thing there's a cream for that!

Maybe Oust can get the smell out?

Can I vote for "defenestration" to be one of the next ones?

OMG!! That's just.....torture!!

I gotta say, the Webkinz monkey is getting sicker by the day....maybe he needs therapy?

I keep coming back for more Webkinz death and destruction. It's my morning must do now. Please don't make up with those people; I want to see how many different ways you can destroy a virtual creature.....

May not be (small) children appropriate, but my teens love it! I have read them every episode.

Where's the mustard?

HAHAHAHA. This and the Ebola are my fave's

I think in the next one, the victim needs to get that Fistula thingy. Immolation sounds like a walk in the park next to that.

Y'know, I'm kind of surprised that the Webkinz Store even sells matches and gasolines. Especially to a homicidal monkey.

"and thats the rock where the leprechaun lives, he tell's me to burn things"

oh fuzzy little monkey when will the violence stop!! however it sure is mighty entertaining so it could go for a wee bit more

RE: "Pimpin' rides" I've seen a set of $3K rims on a car--that even in good condition--would only be worth about $2500.

Why anyone would put that much $$ into a depreciating expense is beyond me.

Ooh--and while I'm ranting--anyone who lowers a truck should be committed (at the very least). It's a TRUCK.

Hopefully, you just let him burn himself out. If you threw any water on him then he'd have been a burned-wet dog and wet dog smells pretty bad by itself. The two combined might not have been worth it.

Best one yet!

Although, I have a five lemon Drop gems I am willing to donate to the cause . . . (if the cause is shoving them up his stupid curio ass!)

That monkey is so cute... Even when he's homicidal.

It's so wonderful that you are using your blog to take out your aggressions and only killing virtual people.

dave~~ funny post~~i love your sense of humor
and you were very funny last night at jesters

Disembowel that dog!!

Dark meat.

My car already has the potential to bottom out more than I'd like it too. I can't imagine wanting to lower it.

I think the immolation is my favorite part of your ceaseless whining. More shit should be blown up, is what I'm saying.

In the words of Beavis: "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!"

Or

In the lyrics of Bloodhound Gang: "We don't need no water, let the motherf--cker burn... burn motherf--cker"

What other mayhem is Webkinz monkey going to inflict on the masses? Tune in for another exciting adventure...

Ugh, I get so irritated by those who "trick out" their cars like that. The other day one of those douchebags cut me off and I was shaking my head mumbling yes but you're still driving a bloody 10 year old Honda Civic you loser.

You don't have a Honda Civic do you Dave? If so, what I meant to say was that I mumbled to the douchebag: I love Honda Civics and I'm horrified at what you've done to the poor thing you loser.

Ahem.

Death to the Webkinz empire!!! Bwah ha ha ha ha!

I like Avitable's suggestion.
Defenestration is nice....
There's also electrocution, piranha, and falling onto a bed of nails.
Ooooh, ooh, and exploding suppositories!