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Entry Archive: June 23, 2008

Beheaded

Dave!It was a beautiful disaster.

After carefully arranging all the pieces, my day ultimately ended up sucking copious amounts of ass. This was kind of sad, because there were a few very good things that happened amongst the madness.

Alas, I am still in the mood for some heinous bloodshed.

And the revenge of my Webkinz Monkey continues...

Quack Before

The remainder of this entry NOT appropriate for children or those who are traumatized by cartoon violence!

   

   

Beheaded, Continued...

Monkeybeheading

Quack After

Goodbye Quack Doctor bastard!

And, for everybody who was sad that the graphics were missing for the previous revenge, I am pleased to say that I have finally figured out what the problem was. So if bears getting their head blown off with a shotgun intrigues you, feel free to click through...

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That is just the cutest little homicidal monkey that I've ever seen.

Posted by Jeff on June 24, 2008

   

I don't mind the doctor character, but I'd like to do that to the annoying "adoption" lady. :P

Posted by Krissi on June 24, 2008

   

Who writes your disclaimers? You SHOULD'VE SAID

Due to the graphic nature of this blog post's extended entry, all the children reading should be heading elsewhere.

and then you make the "be heading" a link to someplace fun!

Posted by whall on June 24, 2008

   

Boy, that blood is defying gravity!

Posted by Avitable on June 24, 2008

   

Bad Webkinz Monkey is really on a roll. Soon we're going to see the villagers with torches and pitchforks wantings his cheeky butt on a platter! Have you considered putting him in therapy?

Posted by jewelz916 on June 24, 2008

   

I am surprised webkinz hasn't tried to sue you for some sort of infringement yet. I do love the Webkinz carnage though. In your monkey's travel has he come across a gay koala named Statler yet? That would be the webkinz my daughter gave me. He hangs out at bars and and the Cowcash2 game.

Posted by Arwen on June 24, 2008

   

Monkey got medieval on that ass.

Posted by doug on June 24, 2008

   

Ahh. Webkinz violence. Gotta love it.

Posted by Winter on June 24, 2008

   

Shouldn't this Doctor be running around after his beheading? Or is that just chickens that do that?

Posted by Jeff on June 24, 2008

   

I'm glad the monkey knows how to whack the duck.

Posted by Poppy on June 24, 2008

   

I'm just wondering how long until you get a cease and desist order - and also, how long before some kid searching Google images for WebKinz ends up finding these instead

*LOL*

Posted by bluepaintred on June 24, 2008

   

Wow, that is some hardcore post-decapitation spewage! Nicely drawn.

More, please, thank you.

Posted by You can call me, 'Sir' on June 24, 2008

   

You'd think those Webkinz people would have taken care of this by now. They're losing business. At least mine. I really wanted the husky dog, but now I'm holding off. Bastards.

Posted by Atomic Bombshell on June 24, 2008

   

I'm going to ignore all or this blood and say that I am glad there were at least a few happy things that happened yesterday.

Posted by Hilly Sue on June 24, 2008

   

That duck was totally asking for it. Duck bastards.

Posted by Tracy Lynn on June 24, 2008

   

I *heart* the spurty kind of bleeding.

Posted by Finn on June 24, 2008

   

How many characters are there on Webkinz? Is this going to be one of the "100 Deaths of Webkinz" series?

Posted by ChillyWilly on June 24, 2008

   

LMAO @ Poppy!!

Posted by metalmom on June 24, 2008

   

Hahaha! My little girl, who is obsessed with Webkinz, would definitely be traumatized by that.

Hey, I just plugged you (as if you need plugging....that sounds wrong) and your love of clowns in my latest post. :)

Posted by BlondeBlogger on June 24, 2008

   

   

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