You can customise just about anything else, I don't see why you couldn't customise condoms. Surely someone has done this?? If not, that's gotta be a market to exploit!
Posted by Kazza the Blank One on April 02, 2008 | Reply
Wow. The reaction to my April Fool's condom ad was so favorable that I almost wish I was able to manufacture them! I should start experimenting with latex, chocolate pudding, and banana molds... how difficult can it be to make a condom?
And speaking of experimentation...
Ever since I found out that I'm 20% gay, I've been trying to find a way to put it to good use. I was going to find a pride parade to march in so that I could show support for my 100% gay brothers and sisters, but I just can't pull off the dress code...
Fortunately, Jestertunes has come to the rescue and is having me on as Very Special guest-host for a Very Special episode of The Jester Show tonight (Wednesday) at 7:00 Pacific (10:00 Eastern)...
The topic for the last half of the show is going to be "Your Favorite Television Shows of The 80's" so it ought to be big fun!
As for the first half of the program, heaven only knows what trouble we'll get into. Since his show description says that we'll be "waxing hysterical on gay sex," perhaps I'll have a chance to ask him about those burning gay questions that have come up over the years...
So tune into The Jester Show tonight for "Long time friends and blog acquaintances waxing hysterical on gay sex, politics, tv, movies, music, and generally trashing people we come into contact with on a regular basis." I'm sure it will be fierce and fabulous!*
* Well, I'm sure Jester will be fierce and fabulous... I'm just going to embarrass myself as usual.
You can customise just about anything else, I don't see why you couldn't customise condoms. Surely someone has done this?? If not, that's gotta be a market to exploit!
Posted by Kazza the Blank One on April 02, 2008 | Reply
so glad that i will be available this evening for jester's show...i missed you on hill's the other day. have fun!
Posted by hello haha narf on April 02, 2008 | Reply
Kazza... Custom condoms are pretty easy to find. But custom condoms with chocolate pudding scent, DAVE-WAVE&tm;, and DAVE-RAVE&tm;? That's not so easy!
Hello... See you in the chat room!
Avitable... Oh sure, get my hopes up and then dash them in the space of a single sentence!
Whall... "Peniscillin" maybe, but I believe it was cantaloupes for the more common "Penicillin." I had read about it in an absolutely fascinating piece about the race to figure out how to mass-produce penicillin to save soldiers in WWII.
Robin... My age and inability to wear a belly shirt. :-)
they have those 'clone your peen in chocolate' kits,
if only they had some condom manufacturing 101 beginner's kit for you.
(Ryan Reynolds, yus please)
Posted by mew on April 02, 2008 | Reply
Is it wrong that I just want to poke my finger in LilDave's LilBellyButton? heh
Posted by Kentucky Girl on April 02, 2008 | Reply
Little Dave looks surprisingly good in fuchsia.
Posted by Atomic Bombshell on April 02, 2008 | Reply
To quote the philosphy of Avenue Q, "I'm happy just being with you, so what
should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys." Even if you only do it
20% of the time.
Posted by Freelanceguru on April 02, 2008 | Reply
If / When the gays invade, I'm comfortable knowing that the stockade I'll be herded will be tastefully designed and will probably come fully stocked with all the hair care products I need to keep my curls looking fab-u-licious.
In other words, I can't wait for the gays to invade.
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