You can customise just about anything else, I don't see why you couldn't customise condoms. Surely someone has done this?? If not, that's gotta be a market to exploit!

so glad that i will be available this evening for jester's show...i missed you on hill's the other day. have fun!

I will try to listen, although I don't think it will happen.

I believe it is with the experimentation of banana molds that science was finally able to discover peniscillin.

Who says you can't pull off the dress code?

Kazza... Custom condoms are pretty easy to find. But custom condoms with chocolate pudding scent, DAVE-WAVE&tm;, and DAVE-RAVE&tm;? That's not so easy!

Hello... See you in the chat room!

Avitable... Oh sure, get my hopes up and then dash them in the space of a single sentence!

Whall... "Peniscillin" maybe, but I believe it was cantaloupes for the more common "Penicillin." I had read about it in an absolutely fascinating piece about the race to figure out how to mass-produce penicillin to save soldiers in WWII.

Robin... My age and inability to wear a belly shirt. :-)

they have those 'clone your peen in chocolate' kits,
if only they had some condom manufacturing 101 beginner's kit for you.

(Ryan Reynolds, yus please)

I love how our society changes the meanings of words like "fierce". HEH. I've never heard Jester's show, but I like when you embarrass yourself, so I'll be listening.

I reckon that if you made Lil Gay Pride Dave out of Sculpey and then baked and sold them that you could make a killing! That tiara is too cute ;o)
Good luck with the show, it's a bit past my bedtime.

Wow, Dave you must be pretty serious about this thing ... you shaved ... for a radio show. Hm. :o) Must admit tho, it takes the years off. Baby-butt smooth if you will.

If you want to marry Ryan Reynolds, and who doesn't really, you should move to his homeland of Canada. The entire country accepts it. One of my favorite things about it.

Is it wrong that I just want to poke my finger in LilDave's LilBellyButton? heh

Little Dave looks surprisingly good in fuchsia.

Wow, I had no idea you were 20% gay. This explains your wicked style and keen eye for design. Maybe a new Dave show will come to my TV: "20% Queer Eye for the Mostly Straight Guy."

To quote the philosphy of Avenue Q, "I'm happy just being with you, so what
should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys." Even if you only do it
20% of the time.

I laughed through your questions--OmG LOL. I'll try and listen tonight.

And i'm 50% gay myself

If / When the gays invade, I'm comfortable knowing that the stockade I'll be herded will be tastefully designed and will probably come fully stocked with all the hair care products I need to keep my curls looking fab-u-licious.

In other words, I can't wait for the gays to invade.

I will be working to change that percentage to at least 50%. Shouldn't be too difficult, as I can be quite persuasive.

Um, so that's where my tiara went.

I would almost start my own radio show and invite you to guest just to get my very own Davetoon SJ!

Except I'd have to talk. Live. On the air. And that would make me throw up.

Dawg has forced me to subscribe to your blog and this post here with the pretty princess graphic makes me love you. Smart plan, Dawg, smart plan.

   
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