Based on content, I'm assuming the produce was not for a Penis Salad layout.

Them's some purty wiggly lines in your onion.

And that's not just a euphemism.

Mmmm, now I want a salad with all of those veggies that you have in your yummy pic...tasty!

I have a lot of days like this. Not when I'm anally probed but when I have nothing to blog about.

Ok, anally probed too. Damn.

Yep, yesterday was a nothing day. I'm glad the anl probing space aliens wiped your memory of said incident too. Just don't ever have deep regression hypnotherapy because you can pretty much guarantee before the cool past lives come through it'll be anal probe city.

"It's a blog about NOTHING." What a great idea for a t.v. series.... ;-)

No ANAL PROBING? Me either. But I can think of some naughty things to do with that lovely produce you've created.......

I hope nobody else is anally probing you. That's my job.

Hey, nice veggies Dave2! But, what, no bananas, or red bell peppers?

Salsa... Saaaaallllsa...

You get the Armenian girl seal of approval (even though I'm only 1/2 Armenian) for your choice of veggies... You even included black olives!

   
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