Ok Dave, you got me. This has got to be one of your top 5 of all time. My face hurts. No lie. :-D

Posted by RW on November 20, 2007 | Reply

Dude, that's my husband.

just kidding.

Posted by aka_monty on November 20, 2007 | Reply

Solution: Watch DVDs

Posted by iddly on November 20, 2007 | Reply

Are you feeling alright?

Posted by amanda on November 20, 2007 | Reply

L'il Dave looks far too happy what with all that blood pouring from his eyes are ears. I think Billy Mays has driven him insane as well.

Posted by Mooselet on November 20, 2007 | Reply

It's a wonder that he doesn't just "shout it out".

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Posted by Hilly on November 20, 2007 | Reply

Billy Mays reminds me of Crazy Eddie from NY. Only Billy Mays IS LOUDER AND NEEDS TO DIE. And if you've ever seen Crazy Eddie, you know how serious that wish is.

Posted by Suzy on November 20, 2007 | Reply

My 4-year-old tells me to 'oxidize it.' What the hell?

Posted by Whit on November 20, 2007 | Reply

It could be worse.

It could be David Caruso yelling at you to buy things.

Posted by adena on November 20, 2007 | Reply

YEAH! I'M THE FIRST COMMENTER!
Well, I hate to tell you, but his advertising obviously works. It's driven you up the (what's the word of the day now....fuck?) fucking wall. He's done his job well!
I can't stand the noise, the banter, the high pitched squeel....and everything else that you hate. Happy Thanksgiving to you, my friend!

Posted by Lewis on November 20, 2007 | Reply

Dude, Halloween is over. The time for horrific blog posts has passed!

Posted by Bre on November 20, 2007 | Reply

Bless you! I thought I might be the only one that wanted to see him drown in a vat of Oxyclean and then blanch into a whiter shade of pale...without musical accompanyment from Procol Harum. (Ummm, you got his autograph?)

Posted by ETinNY on November 20, 2007 | Reply

Apparently EVERYONE hates Billy Mays.

Hello? Is this thing on?

Posted by SJ on November 20, 2007 | Reply

So, what exactly are you trying to convey here? ;)

Posted by Sheila on November 20, 2007 | Reply

Now, he is also selling some kind of leak-repair goo, and screaming about that as well. There is NO ESCAPE.

Posted by Belinda on November 20, 2007 | Reply

Couldn't have said... er... screamed it better myself. I cannot hit the "mute" button fast enough when I'm assaulted by one of his commercials.

Pardon me while I go mop the blood out of my eye sockets and ears.

Posted by amandarin on November 20, 2007 | Reply

I believe you forgot to mention the crappy hooks that you puncture your wall with that can supposudly hold anything.

Posted by The Chad on November 21, 2007 | Reply

I'm so glad we don't have him in England.
However, we have 'Barry Scott'. Probably just as bad. He shouts at the camera about 'Cillit Bang!'.

It's truly, truly awful.

Posted by Alexei on November 21, 2007 | Reply

Now, this post was just plain fun. Thanks for starting my morning off on the right foot.

Posted by Long Story Longer on November 21, 2007 | Reply

I'm guessing you don't like Billy Mays much. ;) I can do without the screaming ads, but some of the products are great.

Posted by Lisa on November 21, 2007 | Reply

I love him! Him and Ron Popeil.

Posted by Avitable on November 21, 2007 | Reply

My boyfriend does the most amazing impression of Billy Mays you will ever see. It is both hilarious and disturbing.

Posted by diane on November 21, 2007 | Reply

ROFLMAO!!!
I've always disliked this moron and his products. Thanks for graphically depicting my sentiments. EXACTLY.

Posted by bogup on November 21, 2007 | Reply

ha ha ha!

Imagine this: In Québec, we have the same infomercials but translated in French!

JE SUIS BILLY MAYS! ACHETEZ MES PRODUITS!

;-)

Posted by Mike on November 21, 2007 | Reply

Aw man. I love Billy Mays. And I love Oxy Clean.

Posted by Dariush on November 21, 2007 | Reply

I've never heard of or seen Billy Mays.

Posted by kilax on November 21, 2007 | Reply

You love him, you want him, you know it.

Nope, feel sick... sorry...

Posted by Bec on November 21, 2007 | Reply

One more bonus to unplugging our satellite. ;)

Suggestion: record everything so you can skip the brain-eating bleeding-eye-inducing commercials. :)

Posted by Baak on November 21, 2007 | Reply

he drives me bonkers!

Posted by sizzle on November 21, 2007 | Reply

I guess he thinks by all the yelling that he is getting our attention. But, really he is just making us insane and not wanting to buy his products.
Hope you have a nice turkey day and don't work to hard!

Posted by Patty on November 21, 2007 | Reply

Dave, I hate Billy Mays also. However, there is a surprising number of gay guys who think he's "hot" and "a cuddly bear." Check out the Billy Mays Mayhem page. It's hilarious AND scary! I'm yelling!

Posted by StephanieP on November 21, 2007 | Reply

why must he yell at us?!
i don't want to be yelled at when
shopping.
i want to shop, peacefully >__

(i have a friend who is actually fond
of infomercials. )

Posted by Anonymous on November 21, 2007 | Reply

This post is so loud my wife overheard it while I was reading it and asked me who was screaming in the background. I told her IT WAS FUCKING BILLY MAYS!

Posted by Jeff on November 21, 2007 | Reply

Apparently, I don't watch enough television, my wife's complaints to the contrary. I've never heard of the guy.

Posted by yellojkt on November 21, 2007 | Reply

Hi Dave. I just found your blog. I gotta say you were so right on with this hilarious post that I gave you props on my blog for it!

Posted by Scott on November 22, 2007 | Reply

Would you believe that at one point in my life, shortly after 9/11, when the bottom fell out of the advertising media industry and they axed my whole department, I actually interviewed to be this guy's personal assistant slash marketing manager? Yeah, I was that desperate.

Posted by Atomic Bombshell on November 26, 2007 | Reply