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Entry Archive: February 13, 2007

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Dave!People don't take the time to listen anymore. There are simply too many distractions in this modern world for them to concentrate on what other people say.

A prime example of this was provided to me in the parking lot of Office Depot this afternoon. As I was exiting the store, I notice a man and a woman unloading the car parked next to mine. The man said "Have you got the keys?" The woman replied "No, they're on the seat." The man then slammed the door anyway, thus locking them out. This got him the Stare of Death from the woman, to which he could only reply "What?"

And the problem only seems to get worse with each new generation.

It's for this reason that I am dreading being a speaker on "Career Day" at the local high school this Friday...

Dave Teacher

I used to do this fairly often for local schools, but then I was ignored for the past four years. I had guessed it was because the teachers finally figured out that I was the last person who should be advising today's youth on their future. Apparently they either forgot this, or somebody new was put in charge, so here I am again.

The very first time I spoke at Career Day, I dressed up in a nice suit and tie and was all professional and stuff. After my presentation, the first question I got was "What do you like best about your job?" I then realized that the best part of my job was that I didn't have to wear a suit and tie. Oops. But subsequent Career Days got easier and easier for me, and I never minded showing up when asked. If nothing else, it allowed me to dispel the illusion that graphic designers have an easy job because they just sit around drawing pictures all day (yeah, if only).

The problem is that very few of the kids that show up to learn about being a graphic designer have any interest in graphic design. They're only there because teachers force them to choose four careers to investigate, and "graphic designer" sounds less boring than say, ohhhh... "accountant" (with apologies to any accountants out there, because I'm sure it's a fascinating career to those who like being creative with numbers all day... something that terrifies me).

But the hardest part is knowing that most of the kids who show up that are interested in graphic design probably don't have the talent to be successful at it. This is because most working graphic artists are commercial artists, which is a freaky kind of mind-set to try to work within. Being consistently creative under pressure in a way that sells is not always as easy as it sounds.

So, given all that, why do I bother volunteering to speak at Career Day?

Because there might be one or two kids who have the desire, talent, and ambition to actually be a good graphic designer one day. Maybe something I have to say will be helpful to them.

If only they choose to listen.

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I remember those days. For me it was a day away from class, as my career of choice was to win the lottery and sit around all day, but nobody ever came to speak about that. I guess thats why it never happened for me.

Posted by The Chad on February 13, 2007

   

I am sure that some kids will listen to you !!!

P.S. I love the humor in this entry !!! :-D

Posted by Laurence on February 14, 2007

   

That's really cool Dave.

Posted by Anthony on February 14, 2007

   

I think it's pretty fabulous that you're willing to go out to career days knowing that all the students aren't going to go nuts over your career. We have trouble getting people to come here and talk about career options because they "don't get enough attention."

So three cheers for you! :)

Posted by Bre on February 14, 2007

   

You can also pick up girls.

Posted by Avitable on February 14, 2007

   

I wish we had had careers days at school when I was a young thing - I know I would not have been considering Graphic Design due to my astounding lack of talent but it might have meant I would not have ended up as an insurance broker.

Posted by Kate1976 on February 14, 2007

   

Huh? What? Did you say something?

Posted by Wench on February 14, 2007

   

Maybe you can give us your career day speech at TequilaCon. I'm still trying to decide what to be when I grow up.

Posted by Karl on February 14, 2007

   

Wow. It would be so cool to sit around and draw pictures all day! Being a graphic designer would be cool!

.........What?

Posted by RW on February 14, 2007

   

My teenage cousins and their friends are always bugging the crap out of me to re-design their blogs/MySpace. Maybe if you talk about that, you'll get their attention. Ha ha.

Posted by Karen on February 14, 2007

   

Make sure to show them your blog and tell them that if they become really good graphic designers, they'll also be able to draw really cool cartoon characters to put on their really cool blog someday - like you!

Posted by Jeff on February 14, 2007

   

you're an all around good guy dave. i like that about you. :)

thank god you throw in the occasional rant about stupid people!

Posted by ms. sizzle on February 14, 2007

   

As a graphic designer, I know what you mean about the pressure to be creative and to sell. Well, at least I used to, back when I was in marketing.

Now I'm in educational design and it's so much better. Things are concrete and you don't have to cater to the whims of marketing directors who change their minds every two seconds and can't understand why you can't just make that word document look pretty.

No offense to Marketing Directors. I'm sure that there might be one worth a crap out there. I've just never met that one.

Posted by jaye joseph on February 14, 2007

   

Tee hee! How cool!
I remember those career days as SUCKING big time because they never, ever had anything I was interested. I inevitably went to Travel Agent station because it was the most interesting and perhaps valuable for future planning. But then, I grew up in a town of 1300 people, I don't think they wanted us dreaming very big. ;)

Posted by diane on February 14, 2007

   

And that is why you rock!

I want to second Karl's idea, but every time you say "graphic" you have to do a shot!

Posted by Hilly on February 14, 2007

   

I bet they'd listen to you if you brought along Bad Monkey.

Posted by Chase on February 14, 2007

   

Hey, I would've listened if a graphic designer came to my school. That would be pretty cool. Maybe I would've avoided that Spanish degree I got.

Posted by kapgar on February 14, 2007

   

Carrer Day for me invoilved being told how good I would be as an accountant... the thought was enough to drive me under the carpet...
And now where am I?
A bleedin' accounts department... Thank God for the I.T. sidebar job or I may go crazy... oops.

Posted by Bec on February 14, 2007

   

I'm glad you know that those one or two kids are worth the whole shebang. Could be they'll never forget you, and think you are the coolest thing ever (Which, for every moment I am reading your blog, you are).

Who knows what magnificent peeps your influence will spawn! Especially if you bring monkeys, that's a good call, Chase.

Posted by Catherine on February 14, 2007

   

I wanna be a designer! you can tell us, dave!

Posted by james on February 14, 2007

   

Something that might add some fun into your presentation? Like halfway through giving your speech, you can make it look like you just totally urinated all throughout your pants. You wouldn't have really done it -- but you rig something up that makes it LOOK like you did.

That will really break the ice and show those high schoolers that you're just like them.

Posted by Pauly D on February 14, 2007

   

I remember high school, and the television production class. A TON of kids were sent there by the guidance counselors who didn't know better than to think, "Look, a class where you can watch television." Little did the kids know, they were actually expected to work, and the teacher made that abundantly clear the first day of class. Needless to say, but the class always got smaller after that.

Posted by Michael on February 14, 2007

   

When I entered collage the Guidance people gave us the Strong Vocational Interest Battery - a bunch of questions like, "Would you rather go hiking or stay home and read?" - to help us figure out what we might be interested in majoring in. Man did it hit the target so far as I was concerned.. My interests were = No 1 - Army Officer, No 2 - Chemist, No 3 Accounting & Finance (Priest/ Minister/Rabbi were NEGATIVE numbers!)

I was on an Army ROTC Scholarship and spent 23 years on active & reserve duty, have a BS in Chemistry and an MBA in Accounting & Finance.

Ref your comments, "accountant" (with apologies to any accountants out there, because I'm sure it's a fascinating career to those who like being creative with numbers all day... something that terrifies me)".

"Accountants are the sort of people who go around after the battle bayoneting the wounded." - Unknown

Posted by Bob237 on February 15, 2007

   

How did it go?
I would´ve enjoyed being there!

Posted by Göran on February 15, 2007

   

   

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