Wow. You REALLY need some Elizabeth Hurley lovin's....

Posted by adena on December 01, 2006 | Reply

:: Goes to find a snow-blower-like "Super Poop Scooper" and another two 4-packs of Guiness ::

Posted by Kapha on December 01, 2006 | Reply

Awe...I'm totally feeling the "crap". Perhaps we can make each other feel better...

Posted by dirty on December 01, 2006 | Reply

Geez, that's some shit.

You're in my thoughts, seriously.

Posted by francesdanger on December 01, 2006 | Reply

Dave, I think you need a hug. Or whiskey, whichever is available.

Posted by Mark on December 01, 2006 | Reply

Damn dude. That's gross. My sympathies.

Posted by James on December 02, 2006 | Reply

Oh my goodness. I was about to say I hope things start looking up, but pointing one's face towards the sky in a shit storm doesn't seem like the best idea at the moment. Um, perhaps hiding under the covers (with beer) until the coast is clear? Here's hoping it gets better soon.

Posted by Rosalie on December 02, 2006 | Reply

Dave, what do you want ? What can I do for you ?

Do you want a french massage ? or a "croissant pur beurre" ? or love mail ? or a french cheese cake ? or a french good cheese who stinks ?
You just say it !!!

Posted by Laurence on December 02, 2006 | Reply

Do NOT open your mouth to catch the raindrops!

Posted by Avitable on December 02, 2006 | Reply

Uh oh, it's a shit storm! Dave needs to hide in for the weekend :)

Posted by kilax on December 02, 2006 | Reply

Aw gee Dave...sorry life is a shitstorm.

Hope it picks up again soon....

Posted by karla on December 02, 2006 | Reply

Times like this call for BARENAKED LADIES.

One Week.

Posted by nancycle on December 02, 2006 | Reply

David this summarized my week quite well

Posted by Torchwood on December 02, 2006 | Reply

Dude, this is really not good. You gotta get outta yourself.

Posted by Rick on December 02, 2006 | Reply

speechless. munching on Golden Oreos and thinking of ya. hugs!

Posted by *lynne* on December 02, 2006 | Reply

This is not right! NOT RIGHT!!! You should be here with us riding Expedition Everest 10 times a day.

Posted by Eve on December 02, 2006 | Reply

awwwww, Dave. Same over on this side of the mountains.

If I had two lemon meringue pies, I'd give you one.

Posted by Kristin on December 02, 2006 | Reply

Sorry to hear that's it's really raining shit for you Dave. I hope that's it's a temporary situation and it passes.

Good luck with everything, keep struggling away, it'll work out!

Posted by Chris G on December 02, 2006 | Reply

yikes. hope you have galoshes. :D

Posted by Dawn (webmiztris) on December 02, 2006 | Reply

You have out done yourself.

Well, you know what they say,"When life hands you shit..."

No seriously, Do you know? Cuz I don't have a clue.

Posted by Mad William on December 02, 2006 | Reply

Better than raining 'cats and dog.' Now that would be scary.

Posted by Neil on December 02, 2006 | Reply

It's official. You are a bonafide shit magnet.

Posted by undisciplined on December 02, 2006 | Reply

My Dearest Dave:

May it stop raining dookey on you immediately. That is my wish.

So be it.

Love,

Belinda

Posted by Belinda on December 02, 2006 | Reply

Also, Lil' Dave looks might sharp in his suit, dookey-storm or no dookey-storm.

Posted by Belinda on December 02, 2006 | Reply

Jeez!! I thought you were seriously talking about my life there for a moment -- Go check my recent blog entry about car towing as the highlight!

Good times. Not.

Posted by NetChick on December 03, 2006 | Reply

That good, huh?

Posted by kapgar on December 06, 2006 | Reply