I see no reason why 'the Titillater' couldn't work. Ask Robert, I am dying to hear what he would name it. I dread to think.

I've got some pictures of art and sculptures that are WAY not safe for work. Maybe one day I'll get enough nerve to post them.

Hm-m-m. Second time in as many days I've seen the word titillating in a blog. I think I need a shower. Love the stoner dog, though.

Your photos are full of humor... But today, it is not only your photos... It's what you wrote !!! Funny for us, not for the woman...

PS. The titillater... why not ? Try in French : l'émoustillant. And, in french, you can use this word easily. See... "Je suis toute émoustillée de lire Blogography tous les jours." = Reading Blogography every day, it's titillating !!!

PPS. Don't pay attention to my thoughts today... I'm a little tired !!!
:-)

Oh Dave... *groans* "the titillater?" Women will laugh!

Honestly unless you're planning a switch into the porn industry, you really aren't going to need a personalized nickname.

Besides isn't there some variation on "actions speak louder than words" that should apply here?

Oh how much fun a blog post about outing an adulterer could've been. Damn.

I'd just assumed you called it "Bad Monkey".

Those are priceless! I love baby Jesus giving Mother Mary a wet willy. Yet there's an evil look in his eye...I think he's tasting her.

There's something ironic about looking at that bug-eyed stoner dog while naming your penis is the subject Dave. Throw a dog a bone and let us know what you come up with eh? ;-)

I vote "Red Ryder" - for a most excellent reason.

:-P

Why is it you men need to name your penis??? We women don't name our breasts... we leave it up to men to do that!

Like "Snakes on a Plane" you may have hit upon the very next Summer blockbuster:

Throbber vs Titillator

French is always so easy on the ears... love it, Laurence! :)

Based on her expression, that looks like about the 3rd or 4th wet willy of the day - and very likely the last.

Amazing how Northern European they both look...

That dog isn't stoned, Dave! If you read the little plaque you'll see he is immortalized as the first - and last - Milwaukee dog that attempted to mate with the CTA Blue Line "3rd rail" (in Chicago). He was paralyzed instantly in that very pose. I'm not kidding!

Yep, you guessed it: his name was Spike.

Mines called Pikachu

I refuse to speculate on a name for your penis. I do, however, wish you were meaner. A posting of the actual conversation on your blog would have been quite hilarious.

Ok, I'm getting ready embarrass myself here, but you cannot name your own penis because there are rules. It must be named by a woman and you're stuck with whatever the first woman names it forever.

I vote for 'Clark'. You know, ordinary man with the clothes on, Superman...well, you get the picture.

More people need to realize public computers are just that, public! *laughs* Lucky you on being able to read that.

How about "the angry inch"?

Ha ha! Cavan, I was thinking the same thing--I always figured "Bad Monkey" was a metaphor for Dave's naughty bits, who act as something of an alter-ego. :-)

You are a better man than I....I so would have at least copied and pasted The Throbber's IM and posted it...oh yeah, I am that way ;).

Really? You don't call it Bad Monkey?

I am going to have to completely rework my fantasies of you talking to your penis. The dialogue, apparently, is all wrong.

You know, I think that this guy is probably dumb enough -- if he didn't close the window on a public computer -- to eventually have a similar IM session from home. He seems to be the sort of person Lifetime movies are made about.

What ever happened to the good ole days where men gave their packages real names? hmm?

you had me at "titillating."

Mooselet. Most penis name givings seem to come from women actually, or maybe I have weird friends. I dunno.

The bunny statue rocks big time!

Hey, totally on the DL here... thanx big time for not blowing my cover. The Throbber would never ever get over it. I had no idea we frequented the same public computers, and I will promise to be more careful with logging out in the future.

Oh wait, I think I just confessed. What I *meant* to say was that what you read was some fantasy play my wife and I do here and there every once in a while, and she loves being called dirty names.

:/

   
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